To Sweetly Hug
Pairing: Allen/Kanda
Kanda and Allen were celebrating an odd Valentine's Day together. Allen had cooked a tiny dinner and they ate in a pond by candlelight.
"My darling," Kanda said, stroking Allen's arm, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Allen. "It is but a happy token of my addicted love."
Allen opened the box. Inside was a linked necklace! He gazed at it kindly. Then he gazed at Kanda kindly. "It's nice," Allen said. "Come here and let me hug you."
Just then, an Old Hag sprang out of hiding and cackled like the breeze. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a matter of fact voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Kanda read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other quickly as the crone cackled some more. Allen's arms began to tremble. Then Kanda shrugged, pulled out a gun, and shot the Old Hag's chest. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Allen said and kissed Kissed softly. "This is a nice Valentine's Day!"
They burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they hugged each other all night long.