Dissmissed
Pairing: Allen/Kanda
It was a normal day, the birds barked, the cats castraited, and the dogs died.
Everything was nice until the moyahi came up and said:
"Kanda, I have a confession..."
"If it's some more shit about your love for mittarshi dango, save your breath, cause I don't need you confessing to me that you love that shit...AGAIN!"
"No it's not that...I uhm...I love you!"
"...You better be kidding..."
"I'm not."
"Yea you are."
"No, im not!"
"Liar."
"IM NOT LYING!"
"...Yea you a-"
"NO. NO NO NO! DON'T EVEN FINISH THAT! I LOVE YOU AND LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU!"
And with that Allen-chan kissed him.
"...You just kissed me..."
"NOW DO YOU BELIVE ME?"
"...You...kissed...me..."
"...Kanda?"
"..."
"Kanda?"
"Bastard..."
"Huh?"
"YOU INFECTED MY MOUTH!"
"?"
Only minutes later...
"Today, we grieve for the Phophet Of Time, The Boy Who Lived, The Boy That Was Dumb Enough To Kiss Kanda...Allen Walker. He will be greatly missed and in our hearts forever. Dissmissed."
"Yu-Chan...I can't belive it...you killed the Moyashi..."
"Well he infected my mouth, what do you expect?"
That night...
"KAnDaiM heReTohAuNt yOu!!"
"AWW HELL NAH!"