A/N Thanks to my Older brother for helping me out with this when i was out of ideas! I owe you brother! Even though sometimes your really Baka...ANYWAY, ON WITH THE STORY!
Stalked
Pairing: One-Sided Yullen, Tykan if you squint REALLY hard
Kanda was on a mission, by himself, and was wanting to die and hating his life for no reason what-so-ever. Then he saw Tyki walking in the opposite direction. Well that was no good!
"HEY TYKI!" Kanda yelled waving him over.
"Exorcist? What do you want?"
"Can you do me a favor? Itll only take a sec!"
"Depends Exorcist, what is it that you want?"
"Kill me!"
Tyki froze not sure if he heard him right.
"What did you say?"
"I said: KILL MEEEE!"
Yup. He heard it right.
"Now why would you want that exorcist?"
"...I dont know... Maybe it's because of that Allen Walker! (he's stalking me with a creepy look in his eyes..) HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! After being stalked for I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW LONG, I finally turned around and sliced his ugly head off, but then... but THEN another head grew in old head's place! And as it was growing back, it was emitting the gayest laughter that I HAVE EVER HEARD! (my ears bled...) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! So, are ya going to kill and put me out of my misery, or are you just going to stand there with that dumb look on your face?"
Kanda looked back up at Tyki, who's face was as blank as a sheet of paper
"Uhm...I...I have to go...like...now..." And with that, Tyki ran for his life, of into the sunset, now scarred for life.
"...Nice..."
And in the background, Allen stood there laughing gayly and grinning.