HAHA! Sorry I took so long to update! Long story...

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Konoha looked the same. Same trees. Same buildings. Same villagers staring at me.

Well that wasn't exactly the same. Normally villagers had tried to avoid looking at me at all. Now they wouldn't stop staring as we made our way through the village towards the Hokage tower.

Keno giggled and stuck his head out of my arms to look around. Gaaras hand was wrapped around my waist supportively as I stared straight ahead. While Temari carried Saya on her hip and walked proudly on my other side.

The maids and ninja trailed behind us. Some of them looking around and pointing at things. Whispering quietly to each other. As we got closer to the Hokage tower it got even more awkward as we saw more and more ninja walking around. Most of them recognized me from my short experience as a ninja here and stared. Some genin teams made loud comments about how they remembered me from when I lived here before their jounin sensei shut them up.

Suddenly a figure landed in front of us out of nowhere. I unconsciously took a step back as Shikamaru walked in to the light. He made a beeline straight to Temari and swept her up in a kiss that certainly made the rest of the traveling party uncomfortable.

Saya giggled when he grabbed her up in a hug. She began babbling excitedly about her new life as a preschooler as he motioned for everyone to follow him into the Hokage tower.

Keno was now franticly trying to shove his way out of my arms so he could crawl around on the floor.

He wasn't used to being carried this long without being put down.

He was also cranky from his lack of mid afternoon nap.

We walked in to the Hokage office and I immediately wanted to walk out again. Apparently all the rookies, jounin sensei's, and everyone else I'd ever known had been having a meeting at this exact moment and turned to stare at me as we walked in.

Kakashi's hair, which still defied gravity stood up at the corner of the table as he leaned back in his chair to see me.

Kiba made a loud 'huh'ing sound as his eyes took me in. There I stood in the middle of the room with a pissed of toddler in my arms in front of the very people I had hoped to never see again. So I did the only thing I could do. I got pissed. At Gaara.

I had a feeling that the village of Konoha had not been informed of my arrival. And it was his fault! These thoughts were shoved out of my head as Tsunade bolted out of her chair and grabbed me in a crushing hug, careful to avoid Keno.

She pulled a way and smiled.

"You came back. I didn't think you ever would." She grinned through her tears. She looked down and spotted Keno who was staring up at her intently with his baby blue eyes.

" Well hello there peewee. Haven't you gotten big." She cooed. Scratching under his chin like a puppy.

At this point most of the people at the meeting had stood up and gathered around me. I felt a hand on my shoulder and looked up to see Kakashi smiling through is mask. I looked across the room to see Neji and Tenten looking at me. Neji nodded his head in acknowledgement and Tenten gave me a bright smile. I couldn't help but notice the bulge under her dress signaling that she must be pregnant again.

I took a bit of a step back when Ino got right up in my face.

"Naruto! It's so great to see you. How are you?" She asked

"Uh fine I guess" I mumbled

This apparently had not been the response she was looking for because she scrunched up her nose and looked away.

I was feeling a bit overwhelmed by everyone in my face. I looked over at Gaara and he nodded. All the people were gone in an instant. My guess is they'd seen the look on Gaaras face and taken one giant step back.

He was next to me now, his arm wrapped around my waist.

"Should I take the baby?" He whispered softly in my ear.

"No, I'll just go outside" I said, already headed towards the door.

Once I was safely out of the room I leaned against the wall, sighing.

Today had been a long day and I was tired.

Keno made a big show of screeching and shoving away from me in an attempt to make a run for it.

I rested my head on the brick wall I was leaning against. Any second now I'd be called back in, after all I was a guest of the Kazekages and the council would want to keep an eye on me.

I wrapped Keno up in his blanket and headed back in.

The previous excitement at my arrival seemed to have died down.

Over half the people had left and those that stayed were grouped around talking.

When I entered Tsunade looked up and smiled, a warm look in her eyes.

She had obviously composed herself. Gaara was leaneing on her desk.

"Naruto, how have you been?" She asked in her motherly voice.

"Good." I murmured. I wasn't as talkative as I had once been. This seemed to bother her.

"He's gotten bigger." She nodded to keno.

"How old is he now? 8 or 9 months?"

"Almost 11 actually" I said in a cool voice masking the hurt.

Just when I was about to change the subject, the creaking of the door warned us that someone else had entered the room.

I turned around and came face to face with the one person I didn't want to see.

"Uh hello Sasuke," Tsunade stammered." Was there something you needed?"

He just stood there staring at me, completely ignoring me.

But while he was still standing there wondering where I had come from, my eyes were drawn to more pressing matters.

Specifically, the little girl on his hip.

She was obviously Uchiha. Black hair, black eyes, and a sickly pale white complexion.

Not a drop of sakura shoed through. I'm guessing that was the point.

Well looky here I said in my head. He found a replacement quick. The girl was small, only 4 or 5 months. She wore a red flower dress that wasn't quite long enough to completely hide her diaper.

Seeing a baby, keno immediately went into recon mode.

Assessing the threat he leaned in and examined her up close.

In the mean time Sasuke was busy staring at me.

I was staring at the baby.

The baby was staring at Keno.

Keno was staring at a donut across the room.

And Tsunade was staring at us all with a deer in the headlights look.

The others in the room had paused in mid conversation to look at us.

"Hello." I said, in my new patented 'indifferent tone'.

"Hi." he said.

Just as I was about to continue our riveting conversation, the sound of nails on a chalkboard echoed through the room.

Or to be more exact, Sakura walked in.

And here came shock 45769843 of the day.

Attached to her hip like a tiny Uchiha spider monkey, was another baby.

Whoopdy doo! They have twins!

My head was struck with one thought.

"Exactly how fertile is this bitch!?"

Oops did I say that out loud?

WHOO WHOO

I went there! Uchiha twins. Bam didn't see that coming did ya??

This obvious genius came from the weird dreams that I'm having twins.

*shudder*

I know I know. The twins is a little cliché and I really wanted to make sakura infertile but it would have shortened the storyL

Anyway, BABY NEWS!!

I had an ultrasound a week and a half ago.

I got really scared because the technician couldn't find the heartbeat.

But don't fear! After kicking the technician a couple times until she got the doctor he came in a found the wittle heart.

It's beating strong so we're all good!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!

Baby and I love you!!

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