One Review? Really? T.T oh well.
If i get 10 Reviews I will Release a HETALIA CORP SPECIAL UNIT UPGRADE! (coz I'm that desperate)
Also, feel free to post as many question as you want (again, I'm desperate)
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Q- Yes, I just bought the 'special' edition of Conquistador Spain and he's being very naughty what should I do?
He talks about conquering other units and always talks about the 'Lovino' unit..... It scares me.
A-It is in Conquistador Spain's Nature to have a desire to conquer and discover new worlds.
Has He been in contact with Any GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT/PRUSSIA UNITS? If so this might have something to do with it.
Our only Suggestion is to Purchase or get him together with a LOVINO VARGAS/ROMANO UNIT, this will give him something to dote on and possibly calm him down. Baby Pictures will also work.
Also locking him in a room with a ARTHUR KIRKLAND/ENGLAND UNIT (Pirate Edition) for about an hour will also work. Trust us about the Hour, you might want to hide a camera with them too if you want.
Hetalia Corp is not responsible for any mental Trauma or depression Your Unit may suffer after coming in contact with the Pirate Arthur unit. It can be cured with Churros.
Q-My China Unit keeps cooing over my Friends Baby, once he tried to take it! How do i stop him trying to kidnap people's children?
A-The YAO WANG/CHINA UNIT is very maternal for a man, he is probably trying to a replacement for his siblings.
Showing him pictures of the KIKU HONDA/JAPAN or YONG SOO IM/KOREA units (Chibi Edition) will give him something else to adore Rather then your friends baby.
Also arranging Play dates for him with any of his Brother units or his sister unit (Chibi edition or other) will help.
