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Q-Well my chibi Australia unit keeps bring home animals, and I'm having a hard time trying to get him to behave!

A-The AUSTRALIA UNIT is a wildlife boy, so if he finds an animal he will want to bring it home, and don't be surprised if he starts running around your home naked.

This can easily be solved by Purchasing a KOALA UNIT from your nearest HETALIA CORP Representative or ordering of the internet. This should stop him Bringing wild animals home.

If he continues bringing home things big enough to have their own health bar, contact us and we will send someone over to run an examination on your unit

Q-What can I do I think my baby Australia unit is upset but he keeps running off before I can find out what's wrong, what unit should I get to help me care for him?

A-Despite the unit's tendency to be affectionate, due to his childhood he can be uncomfortable with your style of comfort, this feature is exaggerated in the AUSTRALIA UNIT (Chibi Edition).

Introducing him to an ENGLAND UNIT, or one of his Brother units, the AMERICA and CANADA units, should bring him out of his shell.

Also check the Age setting of your Unit. If it is set to preteen it's not unusual for him to be hit with sudden Angst.

Q-My Australia unit always gone off hiding somewhere when I want to show him off what should I do?

A-He probably believes the British are coming to take him away. This is good sign to show he likes you. Make sure there are not ENGLAND UNITs in the area before showing him off.

Also feeding him sausage sandwiches and giving him some kind of fizzy beverage will calm him down.

Q-How does one get their England unit to stop bossing you about?

A-Threaten to take away his tea, or scream bloody murder at him.

Q-My Feliciano Vargas unit is acting REALLY scary... his eyes are OPEN, he's prancing around with a gun, and at the moment he and his brother are interrogating someone... WHAT'S GOING ON AND WHAT SHOULD I DO?

A-Check the Manual, are you sure you haven't accidentally purchased a LOVINO VARGAS UNIT?

If it is a FELICIANO VARGAS UNIT, fear not, this can be easily cured by several doses of Pasta and Pizza and Italian Folk Songs.

Getting a GERMANY UNIT to speak to your unit will also work even though ITALY UNIT may start crying for an unlimited amount of time.

This can also be cured with pasta.

Q-My Gilbert and Francis units are crying for whatever reasons and they refuse to talk about it...

A-They may be suffering Sex Deprivation, get them drunk and lock them in a room for a few days to let them work of frustration and don't open the door for any reason, installing a hatch for food is recommended.

If problem persists call your closest HETALIA CORP representative and we will send someone over to check their programming.

Q-My AUSTRALIA unit bought this weird koala with all of my money, and it staring at me funny. I don't mind, because my HONG KONG unit usually gives those to ENGLAND and CHINA, but I woke up the other night to see it standing in my doorway holding a knife. How do I explain to my AUSTRALIA unit why it's gone?

A-Tell him it ran way to breed in the wild them give him a vegemite sandwich. Comfort him if he cries, this will lessen trauma in the future.

Q-My unit keeps getting pissed when my FRANCE and PRUSSIA units take my SPAIN unit drinking, wasting all of my tomatoes as he throws them and/or eats them. Then he drinks and complains to me. How do I stop this?

A-Hide the tomatoes and Alcohol in a safe spot. Getting him together with a FELICIANO unit while your SPAIN unit is out, this will give him someone else to vent his anger on. With ROMANO and FELICIANO being brothers the damage should be minimal.

Q-My keeps spending all of my money on pasta... WHY? If I get my GERMANY unit to hug him like he wants, would he stop?

A-It's only natural for the FELICIANO VARGAS/ITALY UNIT to desire pasta. Get a better bank account password.

Getting your LUDWIG BEILSCHMIDT/GERMANY unit to hug him will temporarily pause the desire for pasta, but it not a long term cure.

Q-I just bought a 'special' Pirate England unit and have a regular FRANCIS BONNEFROY unit from a previous transaction. My Pirate England unit keeps trying to rape my FRANCIS unit! Why is this? And why does he keep bringing home kegs of beer and a tied-up ANTONIO unit?

A-The Pirate Edition is always tricky to control, with his natural instinct to conquer worlds and dominate anything that moves. I'm sure your FRANCIS BONNEFOY/FRANCE Unit won't mind a bit, unless he wants dominance too.

As for the beer and tying up other units, this may have to do something about the Armada.

Hetalia Corp is not responsible for any mental Trauma that the ANTONIO Units may suffer.

Q-Weell my AMERICA unit is locked away in a box that he can't break out of. How do I engage his super hero powers?

A-Place a plate of Burgers near the box and wait for him to smell it. Or you can swear loudly in your best British accent, maybe start screaming "Russia is coming" or "Francis, stop raping Arthur!", his desire to be the Hero will make him pop right out of that box.