Hi Readers! I'm Sorry this took so long! A lot of Stuff has been happening lately, most of it not to good and Right now I'm getting ready for a convention. So I've got my work cut out for me right now but I'll be back on the horse, so to speak.
I'll try to update more often =3
Q- My Australia chibi unit has been hanging around with my England unit a lot lately, but when I try to take my Australia chibi unit from the England unit the England unit tries to kill me! What should I do?
A-Fear not my friend, this is England's Reaction to all his young colonies. Just tell him of Australia's upcoming independence and he will cry so much he will not notice you taking the chibi unit.
Q- How do I get my Australia chibi unit to stop using the Canada unit to hide from bath time?
A-Tell him Its Canada's bath time too
Q-the other day I left my IVAN unit in the same room with my GILBERT unit and my IVAN unit tried raping my GILBERT unit, is that normal?
A-Yes, it is actually quite usual for Ivan to want to recreate the takeover of Prussia. It's recommended that you do not let them do this unless you want a mentally traumatised unit.
Hetalia Corp is not responsible for this.
Q- I ran out of Maple Syrup and now my CANADA unit has gone violent and for some reason has obtained a hockey stick and keeps hitting my AMERICA unit with it, is there a reason for this?
A-Get some more Maple Syrup.
Also, the beating up Of ALFRED units is triggered by the unit going into HOCKEY MODE. To undo this mode, bring in a FRANCIS unit or feed him Pancakes
Q-My ENGLAND unit has gotten drunk and turned into an angel. How do I get him back to normal?
A-Only Time will change him back unfortunately.
To keep him from turning people into chibis please take his wand and hide it in your underwear draw, he's too much of a gentle man to look there. He should change back if you cut his Alcohol consumption.
Q- My Belarus Unit (who has somehow found a maid dress and is wearing it) has dressed my Poland Unit up in her dress and told him to keep my Lithuania Unit busy while she goes looking for my Russia Unit. What's going on?
A-Its Clear she's using you POLAND Unit to Distract the LITHUANIA while she tries to once against convince her brother unit to marry her.
Protect your RUSSIA unit from having a mental breakdown.
Hetalia corp is not responsible for any damage your house suffers
Q- Yes hello there~ I brought the YAOI upgrade for my units and I have not seen them in days (they're back now thank goodness), my Hungary unit is won't stop screaming and is making a fortune off the photos (witch I a very happy of~) BUT the REAL problem is that all the ukes are refusing sex, and are asking for the most peculiar foods.. Does this mean they're pregnant? What should I do to help the semes? Or should I just watch?
A-If you did indeed Buy our Yaoi Upgrade for your units, then the reason they disappeared is because it kicked in and the first reaction for them is to, well, make Yaoi.
The refusal of sex is a slight side affect, after so much sex your Uke units are probably tired and sore. As for the strange food, they may be popular in your unit's home country, so remember that.
If you want to be absolutely sure if they are pregnant, Pregnancy tests work on them.
Please Send Results to Hetalia Corp, we find your case interesting.
Q-There are random dogs following my Germany units... why?
A-Dogs like Germany, especially German Sheppard's. This is in the manual that came with your Unit.
Q- Is it a good idea to have my friend's France, Prussia & my Spain unit stay in the same room unsupervised for longer than a minute?
A-This is a fair question. Yes it is okay to leave them alone for longer than a minute. There is a large misconception about these three, they are more friends than anything, but if they have alcohol no longer than an hour.
Q- My Hong Kong unit plays with fireworks and ONLY fireworks... why?
A-the HONG KONG unit is china's 'Son', so a love of fireworks is inevitable, however try to steer their attention to something else unless you want your home in ashes.
Q-My FRANCE unit and my TURKEY unit keep plotting to steal my (fem)CHIBI!LOVI unit from my SPAIN unit, and my (fem)CHIBI!FELI unit from my AUSTRIA and HUNGARY units. My HRE unit told me this, and said he'll do whatever it takes to protect her. NOW they're using advanced weaponry, and have made a giant fort for both sides. HOW DO I SAVE MY HOUSE!
A-This is a serious Problem. First of all, Shame on you for buying so many Units with such clear rivalries.
First step is to hide your Fem Chibi Vargas units. Advisably with a friend of yours they trust. Once the Turkey and France Units Realise they are gone they should calm. Also getting a Greece Unit for Turkey will stop this happening again.
Q-I know that you have Asiancest, but do you also provide Germancest, Americacest, and Italiacest?
A-Yes, Everything is possible, but if you have trouble getting your units to do this, buys the Yaoi Upgrade.
Q-what should I do if my KOREA unit got me into the habit of claiming peoples breasts in the name of Korea?
A-Hetalia Corp is not responsible for your bad mental health
Q-My England unit keeps looking at kids playing at the park and looking really sadly at them and sighing, what should I do?
A-England is probably remembering his colonies when they were younger, to remedy this, try to keep him away from parks or get a AMERICA, CANADA or AUSTRALIA unit Chibi edition for him to care for.
Q-My New Zealand unit keeps doing strange things with sheep what should I do?
A-Keep him away from sheep.
Q-My Australia unit seem really lonely even though I got him the kola unit! What units should I get to stop him from being so lonely?
A-Do you have any other Units? If you don't, he may feel out of place at your home and miss the company of other Countries.
If you can't afford another unit, try getting him together with a unit in your neighbourhood. He should cheer up.
Q-My Australia chibi unit keeps asking me why he doesn't have a mummy or older brother unit like my friend's chibi Canada and USA units have what should I do?
A-Since he is young, he may be jealous of your friends units. Explain that you are the one looking after him now, if he still asks, try getting him together with your friends units to play f and he may forget about not having siblings.
Q- My ENGLAND unit seems to like stalking my JAPAN unit, and acts all shy and hides when JAPAN notices him, even though I haven't purchased the yaoi expansion pack. What's going on?
A-your ENGLAND unit probably in search of friends, this is merely a phase and will pass quickly.
Q- My HRE and CHIBIROMANO units keep fighting over my CHIBITALIA unit, and I'm afraid that they'll soon destroy my house in the process! Help!
A-Give your CHIBIROMANO unit tomatoes and tell HRE you found out about Chibitalia's underwear. This will calm them both considerably.
Q- In an attempt to remedy problems between my RUSSIA and my LITHUANIA Units, I purchased a POLAND Unit. This, however, has not worked. My RUSSIA Unit now refuses to come out of his room, and my POLAND Unit is attempting to break down the door while my LITHUANIA Unit stands nervously nearby. What should I do about this?
A-You have done a careless thing as an owner. Your Russia unit feels rejected, so he is withdrawing and Poland Units are naturally a pain in the ass. You need to convince your Russia unit he is not obsolete and things will fall back to their natural order.
Phew... all done!
I'm in love with you guys, I swear!
Keep the questions coming, next chapter is another Upgrade!