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ILikeDaGingerCullen-Tanya
SexyBeast-Edward
PsychicFashionista-Alice
EmoKid-Jasper
DowntownGrizzly-Emmett
BeautifulBlonde-Rosalie
JustBella-Bella
DowntownGrizzly has entered this conversation
DowntownGrizzly: YO YO SELF-O!
DowntownGrizzly: HEHEHEHEHEEEEEE I AM THE ONLY ONE HERE
DowntownGrizzly: well……if I am the only one online…..then……it's time too…
DowntownGrizzly: PARTAAAAY!! WEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH BABY YEAH I LOVE YOU HANNAH MONTANA!
PsychicFashionista: Emmett!! What the hell are you doing….?
DowntownGrizzly: OMG ALICE! HOW COME YOU'RE ONLINE?
PsychicFashionista: ……
SexyBeast has entered this conversation
EmoKid has entered this conversation
BeautifulBlonde has entered this conversation
SexyBeast: Hello Dearest Siblings.
EmoKid: 'Sup
BeautifulBlonde: hiya peeps, hiya Emmie-Wemmie.
JustBella has entered this conversation
JustBella: HI VAMPS, HI EDDIE-TEDDY!
PsychicFashionista: Hi Bella
EmoKid: 'Sup
BeautifulBlonde: ……….whatever………..
DowntownGrizzly: YO YO BELLA-O
SexyBeast: OH BELLA MY SWEET LOVE, MY KINDRED SPIRIT, MY SOULMATE--
JustBella: Edward!! Remember what I told you about adapting to today's youth culture…?
SexyBeast: OH SORRY!…(Let me start again)… Hi babe, wassup, I is well chillin in ma crib wit ma IPOD and other well wicked stuff and like I is well 'ard coz --
JustBella: THAT IS TOTALLY OVERDOING IT EDWARD!!
SexyBeast: OK, I think I am going to shut up now……….
BeautifulBlonde: Thank God for that
EmoKid: yeh
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PsychicFashionista: Who is that?
EmoKid: I dunno
SexyBeast: I haven't got a clue as to whom it might be.
DowntownGrizzly: Has Bella changed her account or something coz I think the name is referring to you Edward.
JustBella: HELLO I AM RIGHT HERE!!
DowntownGrizzly: oh
BeautifulBlonde: Well it must be someone we know……
ILikeDaGingerCullen: HALLLOOOOOOOO
SexyBeast: Who, may I ask, are you?
ILikeDaGingerCullen: WAT?
DowntownGrizzly: WHO………ARE……….YOU!!
ILikeDaGingerCullen: I …………….IS…………….TANYA!!
JustBella: WTF IS SHE DOING HERE!!
SexyBeast: It's beyond me…
PsychicFashionista: Who added her?
BeautifulBlonde: Emmett please tell me it wasn't you, you have a tendency to add weirdo's to our conversations.
DowntownGrizzly: It wasn't me, I think Tanya's a NUTTER!
SexyBeast: Well we all think that….
ILikeDaGingerCullen: Hey Eddie-Teddy
JustBella: HEY!! I AM THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH THAT IS ALLOWED TO CALL EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN EDDIE-TEDDY!! GOT THAT?
ILikeDaGingerCullen: Watevs
PsychicFashionista: Why are you called I-like-da-ginger-Cullen?
ILikeDaGingerCullen: Because I do.
SexyBeast: There isn't a ginger Cullen.
BeautifulBlonde: Errrr…..Edward….. your ginger………
SexyBeast: WHAT!! NO WAY!! I AM SOOOO NOT GINGER!! MY HAIR IS BRONZE OK! BRONZE!!
DowntownGrizzly: I'm sorry Edward, but you're a ginger through and through (I have seen those hidden freckles on your back Eddie, there is no point denying it).
SexyBeast:…….there aren't any words to describe how I am feeling right now……...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
JustBella: Tanya, what do you mean you like 'the ginger Cullen'?? ?? ?? ??
ILikeDaGingerCullen: EXACTLY THAT! I like da ginger Cullen, HE IS ONE HOT SAUSAGE!
JustBella: WELL EXCUSE ME! IF ANYONE IS GOING TO CALL EDDIEKINS A 'HOT SAUSAGE' IT'S ME' OK!! SO BACK OFF HE'S MINE!
ILikeDaGingerCullen: I am allowed to call him that tooooo because I slept with him when he came round ma house.
SexyBeast: WTF I never slept with you I AM A VIRGIN! (plus I would never sleep with you because you're a deranged psychopath who is absolutely pig ugly).
DowntownGrizzly: DAMN STRAIGHT! Sorry but it is totally obvious Edward is a virgin…and Tanya is totally pig ugly…..
JustBella: WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE COME TRUE!! EDWARD YOU LYING BARSTERD HOW COULD YOU OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I HATE YOU TANYA YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!
ILikeDaGingerCullen: Unlikely, seeing as you're a weak, pathetic human who has extremely bad co-ordination.
JustBella: Emmett and Jasper will help me won't you guys?
EmoKid: OH YEAH!! I LOVE A GOOD GORY DEATH! COUNT ME IN!
DowntownGrizzly: ……..yeah………sure…….
SexyBeast: NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN! TANYA WTF? YOU ARE A FREAKIN WEIRDO JEEZ BACK OFF (please notice the youth slang that I used there Bella, I did it especially for you). Bella I have never ever slept with anyone in my entire life, I have never even had sexual feelings AT ALL until I met you (which opened up to a whole new world of discovery to me, hehehe). Anyway Bella I am willing to have that extremely painful surgery where doctors shove-a-stick-up-your-bottom-to-see-if-your-a-virgin-or-not I AM WILLING TO HAVE THAT DONE! IF IT PROVES MY INNOCENCE!
DowntownGrizzly: I actually believe you're a virgin Eddie, but have the test done anyway, if you pay an extra 50 Dollars then you can get it filmed (all at an extremely close up angle) and then those pervy doctors give it to you on a DVD! SHOW US YOU'RE A MAN EDDIE!
JustBella: I am soooooooooo confused, I can't be sure that Tanya's lying.
BeautifulBlonde: Actually you can be sure, Tanya's been in a mental asylum at least 3 times, anything she say's is almost definitely a lie.
ILikeDaGingerCullen: Noooooooo I speak da truth manz I like da truth and da ginger boys nah nah nah nah nang nang nang AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
PsychicFashionista: I'm scared……..
SexyBeast: BELLA, MY LOVE, MY SWEET, MY PETAL I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH ANOTHER WOMAN AND I NEVER INTEND TO (until you're a vampire in which case, LETS DO THIS THING but only when you're a vampire) DO YOU BELIEVE ME?
JustBella: Yes, but I want you to have that test done anyway, I am especially keen about that DVD Emmett was mentioning….
DowntownGrizzly: I WANT A COPY! (Only so I can check that Eddie's not a eunuch)
ILikeDaGingerCullen: ME TOOOO!! I WANNA SEE EDDIE NAKED!
PsychicFashionista: But surely you have already seen Edward naked since you claim to have slept with him?
ILikeDaGingerCullen: …er…….yeah………NANG NANG NANG WEEEEEEWEEEEEEEE!!
BeautifulBlonde: OMG SHES EVEN WEIRDER THAN EMMETT!
EmoKid: YEH!!
SexyBeast: Fine, if it makes you happy Bella, then I will take the test. But I am not getting it filmed!
JustBella: PWEEEEEEEEEEEASE EDDIEKINS!!
SexyBeast: NO!
JustBella: For me……sobs……pouts…..
SexyBeast: OK fine, but I am only going to show it to you when you're a vampire and after we have done IT! (you know what I mean)…..
JustBella: OOOOOOH GOODIE!
ILikeDaGingerCullen: Do I get a copy?
SexyBeast: NO!! PISS OFF!!
ILikeDaGingerCullen: Dat meeeeeaaaaan……..
JustBella: YOUR MEAN FOR TRYING IT ON WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND THEN TELLING ME YOU HAD SLEPT WITH HIM!
ILikeDaGingerCullen: True………WHAOAOAOAOOOOOOOO
PsychicFashionista: I think I am going to tell Carlisle that we should never visit Tanya's coven again, after what I have seen today, I think they are probably all a bunch of weirdo's…
DowntownGrizzly: OH TANYA SHE SO CRAYZE!
JustBella: So are you Emmett, if it weren't for Rosalie, I think you and Tanya would make a good couple.
BeautifulBlonde: HEY!!
ILikeDaGingerCullen: I only like Eddie da Ginger Cullen, he sooooooo sexy….I WOULD LIKE TO SUCK ON HIS SAUSAGE!!
SexyBeast: WHAT THE FUCK!!
JustBella: TANYA YOU and you friggin shove crap up your you freakin DUMB ASS PISS OFF AND LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE YOU EAT YOUR OWN SHIT YOU BITCH!!
DowntownGrizzly: Actually vampires don't shit….
JustBella: SHUT UP!!
ILikeDaGingerCullen: Eddie will pick me coz me his favourite hehehehe
SexyBeast: LEAVE ME ALONE TANYA!! I LOVE BELLA OK BELLA
B-E-L-L-A (oooh Bella's name could go to the lyrics of Rihanna's song umberella) "BELLA ELLA ELLA EH EH I LOVE BELLA ELLA ELLA EH EH" (oooh catchy)
ANYWAY TANYA PISS OFF I HATE YOU I WILL NEVER EVER, EVER LOVE YOU SO GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK YOU NUTCASE!!
JustBella: YEAH
ILikeDaGingerCullen: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that mean Eddiekins. Me sad.
SexyBeast: Just ignore her.
JustBella: Yeah…
SexyBeast: Anyway, I love you Bella I love you love love love you I love bubbly lovely love love love--
BeautifulBlonde: YOUR POINT BEING!!
SexyBeast: My point is that I look forward to the time when Bella is a vampire, only then can I show her what a real Sexy Beast I am!
JustBella: I CAN'T WAIT EDDIEKINS!!
SexyBeast: NEITHER CAN I BELLAKINS!!
EmoKid: Edward please stop it. AH FUCK AAHHH FUCKING SHIT AHHHH!
PsychicFashionista: What's wrong Jazzykins?
EmoKid: Edward's just had a hormone rush………
PsychicFashionista: Poor Jazzykins having to feel Eddie's dirty feelings….STOP IT EDWARD!!
SexyBeast: I……CAN'T……….
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DowntownGrizzly: He's safe now.
PsychicFashionista: Good.
SexyBeast: BELLA MY LOVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU OOOOOOOOOOOH SOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHH!!
JustBella: I wuv woo too my wittle ickle Eddie-teddy Pooh Bear.
SexyBeast: WWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAT!!