This has swear words and some explicit content in it so don't read if you're under 13! This is about Edward trying to become like an average 17 year old, with disastrous consequences…
(please review and tell me if it's ok or not)
IHateDemBadAssLeeches-Jacob
SexyBeast-Edward
PsychicFashionista-Alice
BeautifulBlonde-Rosalie
EmoKid-Jasper
DowntownGrizzly-Emmett
JustBella-Bella
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PsychicFashionista: Hi sissykins and brotherkinsssss
BeautifulBlonde: Hi
EmoKid: 'Sup
DowntownGrizzly: YO YO PEEP-O
PsychicFashionista: what the--
SexyBeast: WASSUP!
BeautifulBlonde: OMG! is that Edward?
SexyBeast: IT ME MAN I IS LIK WELL WICKED!
PsychicFashionista: Edward you're scaring me…….
DowntownGrizzly: Hey stop copying me man dat is my language.
SexyBeast: IT AIN'T NONE OF UR LANGAUGE BWOY!
PsychicFashionista: Ahhhh!
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JustBella: Hi
Alice: HI BELLAKINS!
EmoKid: 'Sup
DowntownGrizzly: YO YO BELLA-O
BeautifulBlonde: yeah whatever
SexyBeast: BELLA MY LOV-- wait--WASSUP, I IS LIK WELL 'ARD. I AM A WELL BAD BWOY MAN AND I WELL SICK MAN AND YOU ARE ONE HOT BABE!!
JustBella: What the...WHO THE HELL IS ON EDWARD'S ACCOUNT!!
SexyBeast: 'Tis me oh swe-- It is like me man init I is Ed da sexy bwoy.
JustBella: AAAAAAAAAH! What have you guys done to him?
BeautifulBlonde: We haven't done anything he has just started talking like this!!
SexyBeast: I is talking like a bad bwoy man, it is da 21st century init so I speak lik ma fellow 17 year olds and we is all well--
JustBella: EDWARD! Please go back to your old fashioned self, you're frightening me.
SexyBeast: OH is my sweet petal fright—I ain't no scary bwoy man I lik da sexy gals lik you and we can lik chill wit som beer and --
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IHateDemBadAssLeeches: Hi
EmoKid: 'Sup
PsychicFashionista: Hiya puppykins
DowntownGrizzly: YO YO WEIRD-O
JustBella: Hi Jake!
SexyBeast: WASSUP DOG!
IHateDemBadAssLeeches: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!!
JustBella: Language Jacob.
SexyBeast: IT IS ED DA SEXY BEAST I LIK DA SEXY BABE (Bella) SHE IS WELL HOT MAN!!
IHateDemBadAssLeeches: THAT IS EDWARD! OMG!
SexyBeast: INIT DOW!
IHateDemBadAssLeeches: THAT! Is what you're going out with Bella, THAT SICKPOT! You don't know what you're missing with me Bella.
JustBella: He………isn't ……..usually….like…..this……
SexyBeast: DIS IS A NEW ME MAN!
JustBella: Edward please stop it, you sound nothing like an average 17 year old, you just sound like a yobbo.
SexyBeast: What does an average 17-year-old sound like then?
JustBella: Erm…. like Mike Newton.
SexyBeast: HI BELLA! CAN I TAKE YOU TO GYM CLASS, BE ON MY TEAM BELLA, I WANNA--
JustBella: Maybe not…speak like Jacob that's normal…
IHateDemBadAssLeeches: Yeah I am N-O-R-M-A-L unlike you freaks.
SexyBeast: This is me imitating Jacob (Dumb Ass) Black. Hi Bella, I am a total perv that is trying to take you away from your really sexy boyfriend (who is sooo gorgeous that everyone fancies him) because I am a total barsterd that needs to get a freakin' life DUH! I just wanna let you know that I am a mother fuckin' spaz--
JustBella: EDWARD! That's mean………
IHateDemBadAssLeeches: Yeah you meanie! AND YOU ARE NOT GORGEOUS YOU GINGER NUT FRECKLE FACE SPAZ! See how mean your 'boyfriend' is Bella?
JustBella: Yeah Edward, I am leaving you for Jacob.
PsychicFashionista: WHAT!
EmoKid: WHAT!
BeautifulBlonde: WHAT!
DowntownGrizzly: WHAT!
IHateDemBadAssLeeches: ALL RIGHT AWSOME!!
SexyBeast: BELLA MY SWEET, MY LOVE, MY PETAL, I AM SORRY! I FEEL LIKE MY HEART IS BEING TORN INTO PIECES! OHHH WOE'S ME! BELLA MY LOVER, MY DRUG, MY EVERYTHING, I BEG OF YOU NOT TO LEAVE ME FOR THAT OTHER MONSTROCITY, I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY MIND, BODY AND SOUL, I CANNOT LIVE TO SEE YOU IN THE ARMS OF ANOTHER MAN, I WILL DO ANYTHING TO WIN YOUR HEART AGAIN (except sleep with you) IF YOU CAN FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME, I WOULD BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL………..
EmoKid: I can feel your grief brotha…
JustBella: OMG EDDIEKINS!! I would never ever leave you (even though you left me, you barsterd) I only said that to get you to stop using slang! I wuv you too much to ever leave you, OH EDDIE!! (Sorry Jacob).
IHateDemBadAssLeeches: No probs, it was good while it lasted…….
SexyBeast: REALLY!! YAY!! I'm soooooooooooo happy what a glorious wonderful fantastic day it is!! I LOVE YOU BELLAKINS!! I LOVE YOU! I AM IN LOVE! I LOVE BEING IN LOVE! LOVE IS A GREAT THING!
EmoKid: Not again……….
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PsychicFashionista: Stop having dirty feelings Edward GOD! You're so repressed.
DowntownGrizzly: I have to agree, Edward is totally dying for it…..I know what you do when your in your bedroom for hours on end SEXYBEAST!
JustBella: What's he doing?
SexyBeast: NOTHING! (Emmett if you say anything then I am going to kill you)
JustBella: SAY WHAT! What are you talking about!
DowntownGrizzly: After your dates Eddie goes up into his room and MAS--
SexyBeast: LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAA!!
IHateDemBadAssLeeches: If that's what I think it is then, EEEEEEEEWWWWW! Your so disgusting Edward jeez.
JustBella: Tell me it's not true………..
SexyBeast: EMMETT YOUR AS GOOD AS DEAD! Bella, sweetikins, since….. I can't sleep with you... I have to find other ways to relieve myself...of my bodily desires……..
JustBella: I am going to pretend that I didn't hear that……
PsychicFashionista: So am I…..
BeautifulBlonde: Can someone change the subject PLEASE!!
SexyBeast: Bella can we go on a date?
JustBella: YES!!
IHateDemBadAssLeeches: I can't stand this anymore.
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SexyBeast: DUMB ASS! Anyway where were we?
JustBella: We were going on a date…….
SexyBeast: OH YEAH!! I'm so happy I am going on a date with my ickle wickle wittle wuvly Bella Babycake!
JustBella: WHAT!!
Thank you for reading, please review!