Ok this is quite short. Basically Edward is a bit confused with his gender (lol) and Bella changes her name to SexyBabe...Edward also enjoys singing some Madonna songs (hahahahaha). Don't read it if your under 13! Please review!!
SexyBeast-Edward
PsychicFashionista-Alice
EmoKid-Jasper
DowntownGrizzly-Emmett
BeautifulBlonde-Rosalie
JustBella/SexyBabe-Bella
SexyBeast has entered this conversation
PsychicFashionista has entered this conversation
BeautifulBlonde has entered this conversation
SexyBeast: Greetings dear sisters.
BeautifulBlonde: Hi saddo brother!
PsychicFashionista: IT'S JUST US GIRLS ONLINE!
BeautifulBlonde: WE CAN HAVE A GIRLIE PARTAY!
SexyBeast: Excuse me, but I am a boy.
PsychicFashionista: …….well……actually Edward…….
BeautifulBlonde: Of course you're a boy Edward, of COURSE you are. (Please note the sarcasm)
SexyBeast: I AM A BOY!
PsychicFashionista: Well, why did you buy a tampon from the tampon machine outside the school toliets?
BeautifulBlonde: LOL!!
SexyBeast: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A TAMPON!!
PsychicFashionista: Then you put soap on it and then you started rubbing it on your face ……
BeautifulBlonde: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Edward jeez you are weird.
SexyBeast: I THOUGHT IT WAS A FACE-SPONGE!!
PsychicFashionista: Of course you did Eddie-Poo, of course you did……
SexyBeast: HEY! don't call me Eddie-Poo! Only Bella is allowed to call me that!
BeautifulBlonde: Why?
SexyBeast: BECAUSE SHE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!! And she's my wittle snuggle muffin…….
BeautifulBlonde: OMG EDWARD!!
SexyBeast: What?
BeautifulBlonde: YOU NEED TO GET A FREAKIN' LIFE!!
EmoKid has entered this conversation
DowntownGrizzly has entered this conversation
JustBella has entered this conversation
JustBella: Hi Guys, hi Eddie-Poo!
Emokid: 'Sup
DowntownGrizzly: YO YO BELLA-O!
PsychicFashionista: Hi Bellakins!
BeautifulBlonde: WAT-EVER!
SexyBeast: BELLA! MY SWEET, MY LOVE, MY PETAL, I HAVE MISSED YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! WE HAVE BEEN APART FOR 30 MINUTES!! 30 MINUTES I TELL YOU!!
BeautifulBlonde: OH what a tragedy! NOT!
JustBella: OH EDDIEKINS! I miss you…….
SexyBeast: I miss you too my Babycake Bella…. (Gives Bella an imaginary hug)
JustBella: (Hugs back)
DowntownGrizzly: ANYWAY, What were you peeps talking about before we came online?
BeautifulBlonde: Well we we're talking about how Edward was a girl--
SexyBeast: I AM NOT A GIRL! I AM A BOY/MAN! I AM MALE GET IT!
DowntownGrizzly: Prove it!
SexyBeast: WHAT! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!
DowntownGrizzly: Describe the difference between your body and lets say, Bella's.
SexyBeast: Er….Well….I haven't got…..those things…..
BeautifulBlonde: What Things? (lol)
SexyBeast: Well Bella has those mammalian things…….
JustBella: WHAT!!
DowntownGrizzly: HE DOESN'T KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
SexyBeast: OF COURSE I DO!
DowntownGrizzly: Say it then!
SexyBeast: I HAVEN'T GOT TITS! OK I SAID IT SO STOP BULLYING ME!
PsychicFashionista: Actually Edward, you do have tits you just haven't got BREASTS!!
SexyBeast: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
JustBella: Can we please change the subject?
BeautifulBlonde: Yes Ms Average.
SexyBeast: Bella isn't average!
BeautifulBlonde: YES SHE IS! That's why she is called JustBella!
JustBella: It's true...
SexyBeast: BELLA YOU ARE NOT AVERAGE!! I think you should change your name--
DowntownGrizzly: YEAH CALL YOURSELF Emmettisdabesteva
JustBella: NO WAY!
PsychicFashionista: How about ShopTillIDrop?
JustBella: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EmoKid: Call yourself SlitWrists
JustBella: ER...
BeautifulBlonde: Call yourself Rosalieiswayprettierthanme
JustBella: mabye...
SexyBeast: I'VE GOT IT!! I'VE GOT THE BEST NAME EVER!! BELLA YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME FOR THIS!
JustBella: I already love you
SexyBeast: YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME EVEN MORE!!
PsychicFashionista: What's the name then?
SexyBeast: WAIT FOR IT...
DowntownGrizzly: TELL US THE DAMN NAME EDWARD, GOD!!
SexyBeast: SEXYBABE!!
JustBella: WHAT!
SexyBeast: You should be called SexyBabe
JustBella: Noooooooo way I am not sounding like some sort of slut.
SexyBeast: BUT THEN WE WILL MATCH!!
JustBella: Yeah but there will be a difference, your name suits you...'SexyBabe' certainly doesn't suit me
BeautifulBlonde: I totally agree with that.
JustBella: Thanks.
BeautifulBlonde: Don't Mention it.
SexyBeast: EVERYONE LISTEN!! BELLA IS A SEXYBABE!!
BeautifulBlonde: NO she isn't
SexyBeast: LET'S VOTE. EVERYONE WHO THINKS BELLA IS A SEXYBABE SAY AYE!
PsychicFashionista: Aye
EmoKid: Aye
DowntownGrizzly: AYE
BeautifulBlonde: EMMETT!! Bella is not a SEXYBABE, I AM! Bella should be called LITTLE MISS UGLY!!
JustBella: Thanks... :(
SexyBeast: ROSALIE YOU ARE OUTNUMBERED! BELLA IS OFFICALLY A SEXYBABE!
JustBella: Oh God...
SexyBeast: Change your name Bella!
JustBella: NOO Please no...
SexyBeast: Bella if you don't do this then I won't...sleep with you for FIVE YEARS! (even if you are a vampire)
JustBella: AAAAAAH!! ok ok I will do it...
JustBella has left this conversation.
SexyBabe has entered this conversation.
SexyBabe: HAPPY NOW!
DowntownGrizzly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL SEXYBEAST AND SEXYBABE THE TWO SADDO VIRGINS HAHAHA!!
SexyBeast: HEY SHUT UP!
SexyBabe: I am sooooo embarrassed.
SexyBeast: Don't be, we MATCH!! OMG that's great isn't it?
SexyBabe: Yeah...Great...
SexyBeast: OH SEXYBABE!! I WISH YOU WERE A VAMPIRE RIGHT NOW SO WE COULD--
SexyBabe: WHAT!!
SexyBeast: GIVE IT 2 ME YEAH NO ONE'S GONNA STOP ME NOW GIVE IT 2 ME YEAH NO ONE'S GONNA SHOW ME HOW--
DowntownGrizzly: WTF!!
SexyBeast: LIKE A VIRGIN HEY! TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, LIKE A VIRRRRRRRRGIN WHEN YOUR HEART BEATS NEXT TO MINE!!
BeautifulBlonde: Edward you need treatment...
SexyBeast: EROTICA--
DowntownGrizzly: Stop singing freakin' MADONNA SONGS MAN! GOD YOU GUYS ARE DESPERATE!!
SexyBeast: I know...I just want...I just want... to see my ickle wickle wuvly babycake Bella for a while...I think I am going to get a t'shirt saying I LOVE SEXYBABE!!
SexyBabe: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
I know it's not that good... Please review to tell me if I should carry on writing these!