world title vacant
tag titles vacant
womens title vacant
United Nations title vacant
"Live in New Orleans, its Total Drama Wrestling. I am Glitch (28 year old white male with long black hair in a Gothic like outfit), here with my broadcasting partner, cousin, and the GM of this business Double J Justin Joe (Check the Filth Sheet)."
"Thanks cuz, now tonight is gonna be something great. Because our first match is a tag match for the tag titles. Introducing first accompanied by Alejandra Hernandez, from San Juan, Puerto Rico, Ricardo Hernandez. And his partner from Detroit, Michigan, accompanied by Gwen Manson, D.M. Punk, LAX 2.0" The 4 came out to LAX's song. They got into the ring and D.M. grabbed a mic.
"Usted est buscando en la etiqueta de campeones y reconocer mejor LAX 2.0."
The song The Fire Burns (CM Punk's theme) plays "And introducing their opponents from Cabot Arkansas, Ryan Frost, and his partner from Phoenix Arizona, Seth Slater, The Straight Edge Society." The two straight edge superstars came out and got right in LAX's faces. Seth took the mic right from D.M..
"I speak fluent Spanish, and you are not the next tag champs. That honor belongs to the Straight Edge Society." D.M. stared Seth down then spit in his face. Seth wiped the spit from his eye then started punching D.M. as did Ryan to Ricardo. LAX was able to turn it in their favor after Ricardo poked Ryan in the eye, a dropkick in the knee, then threw him out of the ring, and then followed him out, leaving D.M. in the ring with Seth. Seth threw him into the turnbuckle, then got on the middle rope and started raining down blows on him, til D.M. hit him with a powerbomb. Seth slowly got up from it, and was then caught with a drop kick to the side of the head. He attempted a pinfall, but only received a 2 count.
"Oh so close, my money is on LAX." Justin say and his cousin nods in agreement.
D.M. tagged Ricardo in and Ricardo hit a clothesline that flipped Seth. Ricardo flipped him so that he was on his stomach, then ascended to the top rope.
"Uh oh, looks like he could be going for the Latino Splash (630 Splash)."
Ricardo attempts it, but Seth moves out of the way and Ricardo caught nothing but canvas. He grabbed his midsection in pain and Seth crawled over and tagged in Frost who started kicking Ricardo in the midsection, til he dropped to a knee. Frost took a step back then kicked Ricardo in the head. Ricardo rolled into a corner and Frost charged for a boot, but Ricardo moved and Frost dropped in pain. Ricardo started to crawl over to his corner, but Frost grabbed his leg. They both stood up and Frost tripped Ricardo and started to attempt a sharpshooter, but Ricardo pushed him off, and Frost fell into the ref, knocking him down. Gwen handed D.M. a small bag that she pulled out of her pocket. Ricardo crawled towards the corner and D.M. squatted down and opened the bag. He stuck his hand inside and as Ricardo came close, D.M. threw powder in his eyes. Ricardo dropped and attempted to clear his eyes, but D.M. picked him up and hit him with the Straight Edge Salute (cutter). He rolled out of the ring and hugged Gwen, who handed him his cane. The ref stood up as Frost hit Ricardo with a GTS. 1 2 3.
"And look at that Justin we were wrong, SES are the tag champs."
"Winners of this match and the first ever TDW Tag Team Champions, The Straight Edge Society." D.M. got back into the ring and Frost and Slater held out their hands, only to be caned by D.M., who after kicking Slater in the groin, locked in the Dragon Sleeper Body Scissors combo on Frost. Frost's eyes started to roll into his head, and Escobar let go and left the area with the song Nation Of Violence playing.
Backstage with Heather "After what we just witnessed, lets try to get some comments from Punk and Gwen. Guys what were the two of you thinking, attacking LAX 2.0 and The Straight Edge Society?" "What was I thinking? What I was thinking was that I have loyalty to 3 people only. Gwen, my best friend Nick Raters, and the World title. None of those people were good enough to even stand in the ring with me." "Stop staring at my boyfriend," Gwen yelled as she smacked Heather across the face. The crazy couple retreated to D.M.'s locker room.
"Wow, so now our broadcasting partners are being hit."
"Yeah, now lets go on to our next match. It is going to be contested in a piranha match."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the next match is to crown the first ever women's champion. Introducing first from London England, Pixie." The song Barbie Girl played as she came out with her wand. "And her opponent, from New York City, Ashley "Ice Girl" Williams." The song Bad Romance played as she charged the ring.
"Alright dude, my money is on Ice." Glitch said.
"I don't know dude, I think that English girl has a better chance since she was trained by William Regal." The girls began with Pixie putting Ashley in a headlock, then threw her against the ropes, but it as Ashley came back Pixie jumped over her. Ashley acted as though she expected it then kicked Pixie in the back of the legs. Pixie dropped and Ashely backed up and drop kicked her in the lower back. Ashley grabbed her arm and picked her up to hit her with the ice drop. Pixie just laid there, and was grabbed by the hair and dragged towards the tank of piranhas. Ashley took the top off of it and tried to put Pixie in it, but Pixie spit pink mist in her eyes. Ashley dropped her and Pixie got up and grabbed Ashley and hit her with a 360 spin drop. She dragged her to tank and put her in and put the lid on and sat on it. After the ten seconds, the bell rang.
"Winner of this match and going on, Pixie."
"Wow, in one of the most brutal matches ever made, this English girl won." Glitch said with a look of disbelief.
In D.M.'s Locker Room. Gwen was laying longways across the couch with her head in D.M.'s lap. Nick was sitting in a chair across from them. "Dude, do you really think it was a good idea attacking those guys." "Nick, we've been friends for years. And what have I always told you? If I do something stupid, it means something big is going to happen." At this point the door busts open and the Straight Edge Society walks in, the door hitting Nick in the face. "Who the hell do you think you are?" Frost asked him with an angered look. D.M. pushed Gwen up then stood right up to him, then looked himself over. "If my memory serves me correctly, I am D.M. Punk, and I am going to be the United Nations Champion." "Look smart ass, its been set. We went to Double J and he say that next week it will be us vs you and a person of your choosing. And Gwen you have a match against Heather, and Heather requested it be a bra and panties match." Unbeknown st to them, Nick had been sneaking over to the lights. He turned them off and you heard a scuffling, then a fire ball appeared and hit Frost in the eye. Johnny Barker was walking by and turned the light on, only to see Gwen throw powder in Seth's eyes, then kick him in the groin. Gwen looked at Barker. "Get out of here Johnny, you don't want none of this." She told him as she help D.M. and Nick roll Frost and Slater out of the room. D.M. looked at Nick then clapped him on the shoulder. "Now you get out there and make Puerto Rico proud and win that world title tourney." He said as he pushed Nick out the door.
" The following is a best of 3 tournament for the world title. Introducing first from San Juan, Puerto Rico weighing in at 265 lbs Nick Raters." The song Break starts playing as Nick comes down the ramp, flipping off half the fans. "And introducing his opponent from Japan Kyu Udon." Soft Japanese music played as Kyu came down the ring. Nick grabbed a microphone and turned to his opponent.
"Look Kyu, I don't even know how to pronounce your last name. Hell, you probably don't even understand me, so I'll try to speak in a way that you can understand me. Kyu son... you pick bad time to fight me. My best friend and mentor Desmond has taught me so much, that I know I can take you easily. You probably can't even understand me, since you speak Chinese or something like that." He set the mic down then the bell rang. He ran at Kyu and speared him to the ground and started punching him til the ref pulled him off. Nick raised his hands, then kicked Kyu in the chest and went for the cover. 1 2 kick out. Nick pulled Kyu up by the hair and then scoop slammed him. He ascended to the top rope and went for a senton but Kyu moved out of the way and Nick caught nothing but canvas.
"Oh damn, someone's going to have a hurt back come tomorrow morning."
Kyu capitalized on this and went to the top himself and hit a moonsault. 1 2 kickout. Kyu got a desperate look on his face, then stood back and started shaking the ropes, waiting for Nick to stand up. What he didn't see was Nuka, who ran down to the ring and struck the ref in the back of the head, then jumped out of the ring and slid under the ring. The ref looked up at Kyu and automatically assumed what anyone would and had the bell rung.
"Ladies and Gentlemen the winner of this match as a result of a disqualification, Nick Raters." Kyu got pissed and as Nick stood, Kyu hit him with the Bloating Kick. The ref started to say something, but Kyu kicked him as well. Double J got out of his seat, grabbed a mic and got into the ring.
"Who the hell do you think you are? You don't hit referees!" Kyu started to say something in Japanese, but Justin stopped him. "I don't even know what the hell you are saying. But here's what I can tell you. You are lucky I'm even going to let you keep wrestling in my business. But actions must be taken. This tournament is over. Instead you will compete at the first ever pay per view The Gathering, it will be you vs Raters in a new type of match. A Bullrope Table match. The rules are simple. The participants will be roped together and the only way to win is to put your opponent through a table. But for you, you have to have your legs shackled together as punishment. Now get out of my face before you take a long nap." Kyu stood there, but before he could step back Raters low blowed him from behind. Justin grabbed Kyu and picked him up for what looked like a suplex but drove him down in a side slam. Then Glitch got into the ring, picking Kyu up and hit him with a rolling cutter (The Final Rites). Then the cousins shook hands with Nick. "And Nuka please come out from under the ring." Nuka came out and JJ looked at him. "You did as you were told, so I will hold up my end of the bargain. Your sister Iccola is automatically in the finals for the title. Her opponent will be whoever wins next week. And to all the fans, please welcome your new commentators, DJ and Cody." Justin said, then out of nowhere Glitch kicked Nuka in the back of the leg then hit him with the final rites.
"Not, in fact, she is disqualified from the tournament for your interference." Then Raters, Justin, and Glitch all walked to the back.
"Hey everyone this is Cody here with DJ and to what it looks like, we have a group that see the same way. Desmond Escobar, Gwen Manson, Nick Raters, Double J Justin Joe, and Glitch. What will this mean? Let's get DJ's thoughts."
"Man, I don't even know why I'm here. My mama doesn't approve wrestling. Well I think this might work but who knows. Now lets go on to the next match."
" The following is a gauntlet match, with the winner becoming the United Nations Champion. Introducing first New York City Element X." The song Bad played and X ran down the ring and dived under the bottom rope. "And introducing his first opponent also from New York City, Matt Lawson." The Animal I have Become plays as Matt comes down to the ring. He gets in the ring with X and the bell rings. Matt started it off by punching X in the face, then X punched him, and they started trading punches harder, till Matt kicked X in the ribs then drove his knee into the top of X's head. X fell to the ground and Matt rolled him over then went to the second rope and went for a fist drop, but X moved.
"Ow, that could badly pop a knuckle."
Matt shook his hand and as he stood up, X ran and drop kicked him in the chest. Matt rolled out of the ring and X followed, but as he grabbed Matt from behind, Matt brought his leg back and kicked X in the leg, then ran him head first into the steel steps. The referee was at a count of 7 when Matt rolled into the ring, then X rolled in after, but as he stood, Matt kicked him in the gut and attempted a Chaos Theory, but it was countered as X tossed him. X got on the top rope, but as he was going to go for a leg drop, but Sara Spearz came down and distracted him, giving X Matt time to push one of X's legs over so that he landed on the top turnbuckle. Matt got on the turnbuckle with him and attempted a superplex, but X started hitting him upside the head, till Matt nearly fell. X stood on the top ropes cautiously, shoved Matt into the powerbomb position, then flipped over Matt and hit the Time Bomb. 1 2 3. X started to celebrate a bit till Sara came up behind him and hit him with a low blow. X dropped to his knees then Matt hit him with the Chaos theory, then Sara hit him with the Chaotic Leap. Then the two left for the back
"Next opponent Kaeezs Mark."
Kaeezs got into the ring, picked X up and hit him with a double arm ddt. 1 2 3 "Final opponent Zane Flames." Zane ran down to the ring, slapping fans' hands as he ran and slid into the ring and he and Kaeezs started throwing punches, til Zane got the upper hand and he hit Kaeezs with a spinning back fist that dropped him to a knee then Zane hit him with a standing enzugrui. Zane went for a cover but he only got a 2 count. Zane went to the second rope and went for a leg drop but Kaeezs moved then ran and drop kicked Zane in the chest. 1 2 kickout. Kaeezs stood up and waited as Zane stood wobbly to his feet to be hit with a chop block to the back of the leg. Zane toppled and grabbed at his leg then Kaeezs started stomping on the knee and ankle then elbow dropped it. He picked Zane up and set him up for the double arm ddt, but Zane attempted to reverse it into a bridging pin but his leg gave out on him and Kaeeza hit the ddt. 1 2 3.
"Winner of this match and United Nations Champion, Kaeezs Mark." Kaeezs started to celebrate when Justin came up on the titantron.
"Congratulations Mark, but I have an announcement to make. Tonight's main event will feature me, my cousin Glitch, D.M. Punk, Gwen, and Nick Raters vs The Straight Edge Society and LAX 2.0 in a 10 person tag match." His face disappeared then the camera showed him, Raters, and Glitch leaving the interview area and to D.M.'s locker room. Nick opened the door and a can of paint hit him in the face. D.M. appeared in the doorway.
"Dude, the alarm worked. Oh shit. Nick, wake up." D.M. said slapping Nick in the face a couple of times. Justin grabbed Nick's legs while D.M. grabbed his arms and the carried him to the sofa. "What the hell were you even doing?" Glitch asked D.M.. "Trying out a new alarm system." "This isn't Home Alone. Shit where are we going to get a fifth team mate?" Justin asked. "I do know someone." "Who, anyone will do." Justin said. "Follow me." D.M. said as he lead everyone out of the room. They walked down the hall to a room that had a skull on the door. He rapped on it then waited. The door opened to reveal Duncan. "What?" "Join us in a 10 person tag?" "Whatever, give me a second to get dressed." He grabbed a shirt from a bench. "OK let's roll."
"Tonight's main event is a 10 person tag. Introducing first from San Juan, Puerto Rico, Alejandro and Ricardo Hernandez, and from Mexico City, Mexico Chris Stevens, LAX 2.0. and their partners first from Phoenix, Arizona, Seth Slater and from Cabot, Arkansas Ryan Frost, The Straight Edge Society." Ryan had a patch over his right eye. "And their opponents, from New Orleans, Louisiana Glitch, from Quebec, Canada Gwen Manson, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Duncan Neals, from Detroit, Michigan D.M. Punk, and finally from Chicago, Illinois Double J Justin Joe, Team Awesome." The 5 of them came out to Nation of Violence, standing tall at the top of the enterance ramp, Double J had a microphone in his hand. "Yeah I forgot to mention something important. There is a special guest referee. Courtney Masters." Courtney came out with a referee shirt on and stood there looking important. The six of them walked down to the ring and got in, standing confidently. The match started as Punk against Stevens. Stevens put him in a headlock,which Punk reversed in a back body drop. Punk bounced off the ropes, and attempted a leg drop but Stevens moved, then ran and drop kicked Punk in the face. He went for a cover but Courtney was distracted by Duncan taking off his shirt. Stevens stood up, and when he turned her around, Punk came up behind him and low blowed him. Stevens fell and Punk rolled over to his side and tagged in Gwen. Alejandro got in and Gwen locked her in a standing front face lock, then used a leg sweep and and planted Alejandro face first. She flipped her over and went for the cover but only received a 2 count. Gwen pick Alejandro up and threw her into the corner, then ran after her but got a boot to the mouth the dropped with a bulldog. Alejandro tagged in Ricardo and Gwen crawled over to her side, and Duncan tagged himself in. He ran in the ring and clotheslined Ricardo down to the mat. He stomped on Ricardo's right hand then knee dropped it. Duncan flipped Ricardo on to his stomach then grabbed his right arm and twisted it then pulled on it before leg dropping it. Duncan got up and dragged Ricardo to his side then tagged Double J in. Justin grabbed the other arm and they crossed Ricardo's arms over his chest then slammed him to the ground. Justin got on the turnbuckle and attempted what he called the Five Strums (Five star frog splash). Ricardo moved and Justin caught nothing but canvas. Ricardo crawled towards his corner, but Glitch tagged himself in and pulled Ricardo back to his side. He stomped on Ricardo's leg and flipped him over and started to attempt a figure four, but Ricardo punched him three times in the head then kicked him back and lunged backwards and tagged in Ryan. Ryan ran and shoulder blocked Giltch to the ground then picked him up and threw him into Glitch's teams' turnbuckle and splashed him. Glitch slowly came out of the corner, and unseen by Ryan, Punk tagged himelf in. Ryan hit Glitch with the GTS. He went for the cover but when he realized that Glitch wasn't the legal man and as he turned around, he was hit with the DAE. Punk slunked into a corner and waited. Ryan started to get up, but Punk ran and punt kicked him in the head. Punk tagged in Justin and he went to the top rope and hit Frost with the Five Strums. Punk and the rest of his team ran and was able to get Ryan's team off of the apron, but what they didn't see was that Courtney was temporarily distracted, in which time a masked assailant had come up behind Justin and hit him with brass knucks. Courtney turned around and saw Ryan cover Punk. She had no choice. 1 2 3.
"Winners of this match, The Straight Edge Society and LAX 2.0." Team Awesome collected their leader left the area, while the other two teams celebrated. The masked assailant came out and it was revealed to be Nuka Frondo.
AUTHORS NOTE
DM PUNK WAS ORIGINALLY DESMOND ESCOBAR BUT I AS YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW WENT STRAIGHT EDGE AND IM DOING THIS TO NOT ONLY DO A TRIBIUTE TO PUNK BUT TO REPRESENT DETROIT