world title vacant
tag champions LAX 2.0
womens title vacant
United Nations champion Kaeezs Mark
Let's Do this
Faking falls Stop and stall Take it all back 'Cause I'm taking mine I'm taking mine
Time is up Out of luck Should have stood up When you had the time But you're out of time
Let's do this (fight, fight, fight...)
Lock and load Rock and roll Bitch it's all over You're going down You're going down
Get ready to settle the score And get ready to face the floor Cause it's time to remember it (war)
This is war And it's on tonight So get up and fight Get up and fight You had all your life To run and hide Now step up, now step up Let's do this
Second round Going down How about a little reaction, man?
You can barely stand Bitch slap, slow attack Man that was practically suicide Next in line
(Go)
Fight,Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight
Get ready to settle the score And get ready to face the floor Cause it's time to remember it (war)
This is war And it's on tonight So get up and fight Get up and fight You had all your life To run and hide Step up, step up Let's do this
Cause we're all about ready to break And we're all about ready to break Yeah we're all about ready to break Yeah we're all about ready to break
This is war And it never ends So get up, get up, get up, get up!
You had all your life To run and hide Step up, so step up
This is war (and it never ends)
This is war (and it never ends)
This is war Let's do this Let's do this Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight Let's do this
"Welcome to the first ever pay per view. I'm Cody and here is my brodcast partner, Geoff. Now from what we've been told the first match of the night is to be Austin Turner and a partner of his choosing against The Straight Edge Society. After their match, we are going to crown a Women's Champion, in a speciality match. Following that is a grudge match of Matt Lawson going against Jeice Sydal.
"Then LAX 2.0 will defend their tag titles against Owen and Trent. Nuka Frondo is going to try and not be killed as Duncan says it was Nuka that attacked him a couple of weeks we have word that a new set of titles are goint to be revealed and champions will be crowned tonight Then its going to be Kaeezs Mark against Zane Flames for the United Nations Championship. After that its going to be The Mohawked Freaks taking on Glitch and Double J. And in our main event, its going to be Kyu Udon vs Nick Raters in a bullrope tables match with the winner becoming our first ever World Champion. But for now, lets go to Double J as he reveals what kind of match Bella "Pixie" Parker will fight Rebekah Miloh in." Geoff said.
The Camera shows Justin. "Behind me fans is a wheel. I am going to spin it and whatever type of match it lands on, that is the match that we will have for the title." He grabbed the edge and spun the wheel. It started to slow down and it landed on Pudding Match.
"OK, it seems, you two will fight in a pudding match. So right after this match, you 2 are going to get messy."
"The following is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, The Straight Edge Society." The two of them come down, Ryan with a bag in his hands and Seth with a chair. They climbed into the ring and Ryan asked for a mic.
"Tonight, we are going to induct one lucky fan into the Straight Edge Society. Seth, please pick out a member from the audience." He started looking through the crowd, but a person jumped the barrier. He slid into the ring and started to beg the Society. Seth set the chair up and the guy sat on the chair
"What is your name brother?"
"Leon, but my friends call me L.A."
"OK, L.A. Are you ready to start anew? Are you ready to stop treating your body like a sewer?"
Before he could answer, beautiful disaster played and Austin was standing at the top of the ramp and slowly made his way down to the ring with a mic in his hand.
"Hey Gay Edge Society, we have a match you might wanna focus on. Considering the fact my partner is right behind you." Seth and Ryan turned around and L.A had picked up the chair and hit Seth in the gut, but Ryan got out of the ring, only to have Austin ran up and hit him with the mic. Austin got on the apron and LA tossed the chair out of the ring. The ref rung the bell and the match started with LA picking Ryan up and throwing him into the turnbuckle. He ripped off his pants to reveal his trunks then ran and hit a clothesline, followed by a bulldog. He picked Ryan up and hit a jawbreaker that made Ryan stumble back and LA hit a spinning heel kick. LA tagged Austin in and they hit a double team gutbuster.
Austin started stomping Ryan in the gut then dropped an elbow. 1 2 kickout. He tried to throw Ryan into the ropes, but Ryan reversed it into an irish whip of his own, and Seth grabbed Austin's foot. Austin turned around and used the ropes to baseball slide kick Seth. He started to get off the ropes and Ryan grabbed him by the back of the head and slammed it into the mat and went for the cover, but Austin kicked out at 2. Ryan tagged Seth in and Seth springboarded over the ropes and hit a leg drop. He grabbed Austin and threw him into the ropes and went for a clothesline, but Austin ducked it then came back and hit a spear. He made the cover. 1 2 Ryan barely broke it up. LA ran across the ring and hit a spinning headlock sitout lariat. Together he and Austin dragged the two of them over to their side of the ring. Austin put Ryan in a backbreaker rack and Seth was on the ground behind him and , L.A hits a diving double stomp off the top rope on the opponent's chest in the backbreaker rack then jumped off the opponent's chest and performs a 360 leg drop onto Seth, and Austin hit a sitout backbreaker drop using momentum from the diving double stomp. LA covered 1 2 3.
"Winners of this match. LA and Austin Turner." The two of them walked to the back, ready to celebrate.
The camera pans to the backstage area where an inflatable pool has been filled with pudding. A referee stood there.
"The following is a pudding match and the winner will become the Women's Champion. Introducing first, Rebekah Miloh." She came out on Johnny's shoulders in a blue and black surfer suit. "And her opponent Bella "Pixie" Parker." Pixie's outfit was a pink sparkly bikini. The two stepped into the pool and the ref said go. The two locked up and Pixie immediately hit a waistlock slam that landed Rebekah face first into the pudding. Pixie held her head in it, til Rebekah was able to get out of it then hit a snapmare then an armbar. Pixie struggled then gathered all of her strength and lifted Rebekah up and slammed her into the pudding. Rebekah released the hold and Pixie grabbed her legs and elbow dropped it. She started wrenching on it and kept on and Rebekah tapped out.
"Winner of this match and Women's Champion, Bella "Pixie" Parker." Pixie grabbed her title and threw it over her shoulder. Rebekah stood then shook Pixie's hand. She looked over at Johnny and grabbed him by the arm and threw him into the pudding. She jumped on top fo him and they started wrestling in it. Pixie laughed then walked off.
Heather's Corner.
"Hey guys, Double J has given me my own talk show. Now with me as my co host, my lady, Jakie. And Jakie, what do we have to tell the fans?"
"Well, Double J said we are to reveal the new titles. They are the Women's Tag Team Championship. And the ladies competing for the titles are you and me, and our opponents are Gwen and Bridgette. So lets get ready to celebrate." Jakie said as she stood then gave Heather a kiss and walked off. Heather gave a slight blush then followed her.
"The following is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Tampa Flordia, Jeice Sydal. And his opponent accomponied by Sara Spearz, from New York City, Matt Lawson." Matt ran down to the ring and hit a double leg takedown followed by a series of punches. The ref pulled him off and then had the bell rung. Matt grabbed Jeice by the hair and slammed the back of his head into the ground repeatedly. He let go and hit multiple leg drops to Jeice. Matt went to the top rope and went for a leg drop, but Jeice moved. Matt fell on his ass then Jeice rolled out of the ring. He tried to regain his composure but he didnt' notice Sara had crawled behind him and hit him with a low blow then rolled under the ring. Matt slid out of the ring and grabbed Jeice and slammed his head off the announcer's table then threw him into the steps. Matt slid in and out of the ring then ran at Jeice, who tried to back body drop Matt over the steps, but Matt landed on his feet then drop kicked the steps into Jeice. He hopped over the steps and threw Matt into the ring. He got on the top turnbuckle and hit an elbow drop. He kicked Jeice in the ribs then picked him up and put him on the top rope and hit a frankensteiner. he went back to the top rope and hit the Chaotic Design. 1 2 3.
"Winner of this match, Matt Lawson." Sara got in the ring with her whip and wrapped it around Jeice's throat and pulled. The referee pulled her off and Matt picked Jeice up and hit him with the Chaos Theory, then left with his woman.
Glitch backstage.
"I'm here with Trent, Owen, Gwen and Bridgette. Now all of you have the chance to come out of this pay per view with tag titles around your waists. Do you guys think you have a chance?" The four of them looked at Glitch as if he was retarded then walked off.
"The following is a tag team match that is scheduled for one fall and is for the TDW tag team titles. Introducing first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 713 lbs, Owen Spearz and Trent Summers." The two of them walked down to the ring with cocky smiles on their faces. Well Trent anyway, Owen was scarfing down a doughnut. " And introducing heir opponents, The TDW Tag Team Champions, LAX 2.0"
The champs walked down to the ring and got in the ring and bad mouthed their challengers, then Ricardo knocked Owen's doughnut out of his hand. Owen got an enraged look in his eyes and Trent had to temporarily restrain him. Steve decided to start the match as did Trent. They locked up and Trent used a hammerlock, but Steve countered into a hammerlock of his own then a back suplex that had all of Trent's weight land on his arm. Steve threw Trent into his turnbuckle and tagged in Ricardo and they hit a suplex crossbody combo. 1 2 Trent kicked out. Ricardo put him in a headlock. Trent countered it with a few knees to the head then ran off the ropes and hit a clothesline. He waited for Ricardo to sit up and Trent hit him with a shining wizard. He rolled and tagged in Owen. Owen ran and elbow dropped Ricardo then picked him up and hit a scoop slam and ran off the ropes and hit a senton. He covered Ricardo 1 2, Steve broke it up. Owen threw Ricardo into his turnbuckle then splashed him. Ricardo collapsed and Owen tagged in Trent. Trent threw Ricardo into his the ropes and as he came back, Ricardo ducked a clothesline and then hit a flying elbow. Ricardo crawled, but Trent grabbed his ankle and dragged back to his side. He picked Ricardo up and tried to throw him into the ropes, but Ricardo irish whipped him instead. Trent held onto the ropes and Ricardo ran at him and Trent tried to back body drop him over the top ropes, but Ricardo hung on then hit Trent in the back of the head. The ref looked at Trent and Owen grabbed Ricardo by the back of the head and threw him to the floor. Ricardo smashed his head off the floor and didn't move. Steve jumped the ropes and started to go over to the other side, but Trent picked up his guitar and smashed it over his head. He tossed the remains of his guitar out then threw Steve from the ring. He went outside the ring and picked Ricardo up and threw him back into the ring. He hit him with the forward russian legsweep and then turned Ricardo over then tagged in Owen. Owen went to the top rope and hit the fat splash. 1 2 3.
"Winners of this match and new TDW Tag Team Champions, Trent Summers and Owen Spearz." The two of them celebrated as they walked up the ramp with big smiles on their faces.
Backstage with Giltch
"I'm here with Duncan. Duncan was it actually true that Nuka attacked you?" "Yes it was." He walked off.
"The following is a match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Toronto Canada, Duncan." Duncan came down to the ring with an angry look while bad to the bone played. "And his opponent from Tokyo Japan, Nuka Frondo." Nuka ran down to the ring and stared Duncan down. Duncan slugged him in the face and then hit a threz press and kept punching. He picked Nuka up and threw him out of the ring. He slammed Nuka into the ring post then into the gaurd barrier. Duncan pushed the time keeper out of his seat and smashed Nuka with it repeatedly. Nuka was yelling in pain then he was dragged towards the announcers table. Duncan ripped the top off of it then picked up one of the tv monitors. Nuka started to stand and Duncan hit him in the face with it. Nuka started to bleed and Duncan picked him up and hit an F5 through the table. He grabbed the microphone from the announcer.
"By the way, I was never attacked. This was nothing more than a set up from Double J. I was paid to take you out and I've done my job." He walked to the back as the EMTs ran down to help Nuka.
"The following is a womens tag match and is to crown the first ever Women's Tag Team Champions. Introducing first from Vancouver Canada, Heather "The Hell Cat". And her partner from Albuguerque New Mexico, Jakie Castro, the team of Vaginamyte. And their opponents Gwen and Bridgette." The goth and the surfer walked down the ramp.
The match started with Gwen and Heather locking up. Gwen put Heather in a headlock, but Heather reversed with an atomic drop then a chop block. Heather kicked Gwen in the leg then dragged her to her corner and locked in a heel hook. Jakie got tagged in and she springboarded over the top rope and hit an elbow drop. Jakie ran and bounced off the ropes for a leg drop then went for the cover 1 2 kickout. Jakie got on the top rope and went for a moonsault, but Gwen rolled out of the way and went to tag Bridgette, but she jumped off the apron. Gwen looked at her friend with pure shock then rage. She got out of the ring and started yelling at Bridgette. Gwen shoved Bridgette and she fell over the steps. She turned around and Jakie hit a running swandive senton. Jakie grabbed Gwen by the hair and threw her back in the ring. She threw Gwen into her corner and tagged in Heather and they hit their finisher, The Threesome. (Heather hits the Bimbo Crusher while Jakie hits a simultaneous running cutter.) 1 2 3.
"Winners of tis match and TDW Women's Tag Team Champions, Heather and Jakie, Vaginamyte." The girls celebrated a long kiss then walked to the back with Bridgette following behind them.
Backstage with Glitch.
"I'm here with the United Nations champion Kaeezs Mark. Now Kaeezs, you are going to defend against the high octane and high flying Zane Flames. How are you going to beat him?" "Easy use strength and what quickness I've got." He said then he walked off.
"The following is scheduled for one fall and is for the United Nations Championship. Introducing the first the challenger, hailing from Chicago, Zane Flames." Zane ran to the ring and slid into the ring. "And his opponent, The United Nations Champion, Kaeezs Mark." Kaeezs walked down the ramp and through the ropes. He stood in the center of the ring and gave off a smug look and raised the title. He gave his title to the rerf and the ref gave it to someone at ringside and the bell was rung. Zane ran and hit a dropkick right off. He ran and hit a running senton then a springboard Legdrop. He got on the top rope and waited for Kaeezs to stand and hit a shooting star ddt. He went back to the top rope and went for a shooting star press, but Kaeezs moved. Zane got to his feet and Kaeezs grabbed him for the double arm ddt, but Zane shoved him off and he fell into the ref. Kaeezs dropped and Zane came after him, but was punched in the jewels and Kaeezs hit a roll up, grabbed his tights and but his feet on the ropes. The ref looked at Zane's shoulders and counted. 1 2 3.
"Winner of this match and still United Nations Champion, Kaeezs Mark." Kaeezs celebrated, but didn't notice a masked man run up behing him with a lead pipe. The man hit him in the back of the head then ran to the back. The camera flashed to the back and the person kept running all the way out of the building.
Heather's Corner.
" Jakie and I have been given this time to talk to not only the fans but two wrestlers. First a new stipulation has been added to the World Title Match. If Nick wins, Kyu will have his head shaved bald and if Kyu wins, Nick will be fired. Now our guests, AJ Taylor and Michael Wolfe, The Mohawked Freaks." The two of them and a woman came in and sat across from them.
"Now the question on mine and Jakie's minds are, who is the hottie?" She asked, her eyes trained on the girl.
"My wife." Michael said.
"My cousin," AJ said.
"OK, and we have been told that you guys are actually related to Double J and Glitch. Is that true."
"Yeah, the two of them are my cousins. However we all grew up around the country. The only time we really ever saw each other was on Christmas when teh whole family would show up. The only cousin I grew up around was Justine. Me and her were as thick as theives. But me and Michael, our firendship goes back to about 3rd grade. We've been friends since then and it was around freshman year these two started dating and right out of highschool they got married. We all three started wrestling down in Mexico where me and Michael bacame the Hardcore Tag Team Champions and Justine became World Champ some ho-," his sentence was cut short as Double J and Glitch ran up and attacked them from behind and Justine was sent flying into Vaginamyte.
The Dark Cousins dragged The Mohawked Freaks out ot the ring and the match started as Double J started kicking AJ in the side, then elbow dropped him him in the back. He grabbed him by the legs and started to swing him around for a big swing. AJ landed on his chest and held himself. JJ ran and hit an oklahoma roll but AJ kicked out at two. Double J picked his cousin up and threw him into the turnbukcle and tagged in Glitch. They hit a double team Russian Legsweep then glitch locked in an inverted boston crab that AJ reversed by rolling then kicking Glitch in the gut and rolled past Glitch and tagged in Michael. Michael jumped the top rope and ran and hit a clothesline, followed by another 2. He grabbed Glitch by the hair and hit a double underhook piledriver. He went to the top rope and hit a leg drop. He covered. 1 2 kickout. He picked Glitch up and put him in a fireman's carry. He went for what looked like a GTS, but kneed him in the stomach then hit the Wolfe Bomb. He tagged in AJ then ran across the ring and hit JJ with a shoulder block then jumped over the top rope as AJ hit a 450 Splash. 1 2 3.
"Winners of this match Michael Wolfe and AJ Taylor." The two of them walked up the ramp and were joined by Justine who was limping slightly. The three of them posed and then walked to the back while The Dark Cousins laid in the ring fuming.
Heather's Corner
"This time its going to be quick. Nick Raters, do you think you can beat Kyu?"
"I've done it 2 times and I'm about to make it an even 3." As he walked away.
"The following is a Bullrope Tables match and is for the TDW World Title. Introducing first from Japan, Kyu Udon." He ran down to the ring and waited. "And his opponent from San Juan Pureto Rico, Nick Raters." He walked down with an air of confidence. The referee put a rope around both of their wrists. The match started with Kyu wising up and jumping over the top rope and pulling Nick's right arm down across the top rope. Nick grabbed his arm in pain. Kyu ran to the other side of the ring, but Nick pulled the rope and Kyu smashed into the ring post. Nick crawled over the top rope and grabbed a table and sat it up. He grabbed Kyu and threw him into the ring. Nick slid into the ring and threw Kyu against the ropes and as Kyu came back hit a spine buster. He picked him up and threw him into the turnbuckle. He ran at Kyu, but he moved. Nick's face smashed against the steel of the ring post. Kyu put him on the top turnbuckle with his back to Kyu. He climbed to the top rope behind Nick. He jumped over Nick and hit a hurricarana that made Nick go crashing through the table.
"Winner of this match and TDW World Heavyweight Champion, Kyu Udon. As a result, Nick Raters is fired." Kyu took the rope off and grabbed his title. He started to celebrate when the masked man showed up again and hit a superkick. He grabbed his mask and ripped it off. It was Luke King. He got out of the ring and helped Nick out of the arena, leaving everyone stunned.