A/N: Okay so this got posted right after my birthday (I posted it at midnight on the fifteenth and my birthday was the fourteenth). This is my birthday gift to myself besides everything I bought at NDK. It's GrimmUlqui and Andrew is me. Rima is their daughter. She's the second oldest in my group of four Bleach yaoi pairings having children (they're not very original but I think their cute.) So if you have any questions or whatever, contact me. And please review. I'd like to know what I can do better.

To those of you just tuning in, I've just walked into the living room to find my daughter and her friend watching yaoi. Now normally, I'd have a problem with that, but the thing is, the yaoi pairing is GrimmUlqui. GrimmUlqui yaoi is something she's been around since she was born. So thus, I didn't do anything and just walked into the kitchen. What happened next, though, was a bit unexpected.

"ANDREW MARIE! What, in the name of Aizen-sama, are you showing my daughter?"

"Yaoi."

"And you say that like it's nothing-"

"She's lived around it since she was born, I don't think it's the end of the world if she sees some on YouTube."

"Ulquiorra." I stated in order to inform them that I was there and had some say in what was occuring on the other side of the wall.

"Are you aware of how Andrw is corrupting our daughter?" he stated with some rage but more astonishment (is that how you spell it?).

"Yeah. I'm fucking aware that Andrwe is corrupting our daughter in some way that I personally don't give a damn about. However, I'm pretty certain that Rima is more corrupted by the fact that her parents are two men that sleep in a closet." I answered.

"Why do you believe that that would disturb her?"

"Because normal parents are one woman and one man and they sleep on a bed." Andrew explained like it was written on the screen in front of her.

"Exactly." Better to agree with the nine thousand some year old vampire that looks like she's seven than to disagree and get my head eaten off.

"But I'm pretty certain that this exposure is a bad thing for her-"

"Malchik Gay."

"What?" Me and Ulquiorra asked.

"Handsome, tender, soft-" Rima continued to sing.

"Haha. I'm not corrupting her. I'm just influencing."