New Chapter: Humor, and parody for all. Finally, Humor has come back to Living with Sonic the Hedgehog. The Backstory is over, completely new story arc, and silly compromising positions with Sonic and Amy.
-BREAK-
"Sonic, it's time to get up." Tails told Sonic after opening Sonic's bedroom door, not noticing Amy (AN- She's a pink hedgehog, how do you not notice a pink hedgehog?)
"Huh?" Sonic incoherently asked, then remembered that Amy is in his bed "I'm up, I'm up, thanks bro."
"Okay, just wanted to wake you up before the others. By the way, have you seen Amy?" Tails asked his big brother
"No, haven't seen her. Give her a few minutes, and she'll be up because I'm up. There's a lag in this, like time travel, only less severe" Sonic lied about Amy's whereabouts
"There's a lag in time travel?" The genius fox asked
"Yes, but only when you do something in the past to change the future. For instance, if I were to go back in time and stop us from meeting. It will take a few minutes to take effect." Sonic replied, seemingly knowing how time travel works (AN- Sonic CD)
"Anyway, everybody else is up." Tails said, then left the room
'That was close.' Sonic thought
'Did we have fun last night? HELLO' Tempo asked, using the same technique he used yesterday to try for a response
'That doesn't work on me, and yes. I'm only worried that you know who would take this out of context.' Sonic told his darker side
'Who? Amy, I think she calmed down a lot.' Tempo guess who Sonic was talking about
'Not her, Shadow and Knuckles' Sonic answered
"Amy, get up." Sonic tried to wake the sleeping hedgehog
"When did you get bangs, Sonic?)(1)(Is there a chapter where I don't need something at the end?) Amy asked, seeing Sonic with blue bangs.
"Huh," Sonic looked in the mirror, and then flicked his hair (2) back into place "let's go eat breakfast."
-Break-
"Where are those two?" Silver asked, as everyone, save for the in-transit Sonic and Amy, decided to go to the kitchen, and are waiting for breakfast
"Easy, Sonic's moping around because he need to use his "other side", and Amy's waiting outside the door like a good fan girl" Knuckles assumed, incorrectly.
"Hello!" Amy's cheery voice rang out
"It's too early." Shadow said in a monotone voice
"It's never too early, I'll make breakfast." Amy told the now full group "Everybody out, except for my Sonikku."
"Amy!" Sonic whined embarrassed
"What happened last night?" Knuckles asked, wanted to know
"Sonic and I slept together." Amy answered happily
"Wow, one night. Sonic, I'm impressed. How was she?" Shadow said with a perverted grin "Good, I hope." then Boom! Shadow went flying from someone's hammer
"Don't worry, Sonikku. I'll protect you." Amy said, not knowing that she is embarrassing Sonic more
"Well, we better go. I'll get Shadow. Call us when it's done." Tails told the two as Knuckles, Silver and Tails got Shadow and went to the movie room to watch TV. Tails rigged the movie projector to the cable feed, so they can watch cable.
"Sorry, I guess I got overprotected." Amy apologized to her boyfriend
"That's okay, let's get started." Sonic told her, as they began to make breakfast
-Break-
"It's been 10 minutes, I'm hungry!" Knuckles complained
"You complained since two minutes" Silver told the complaining echidna, when suddenly a loud crash was heard in the kitchen. Everyone ran to the kitchen.
-Break-
Sonic and Amy were cooking, until Amy slipped and fell, crashing into Sonic. The crowd running to the kitchen finds the fallout; Sonic being squished by Amy, and his head in-between her boobs.
"Nice one Sonic." Knuckles told the squished hedgehog "It's before lunch and already you're trying to set the mood."
"Shut up, Knuckles!" Amy yelled, hopping to her feet, ready to swing for a certain red echidna
'What am I going to do?' Sonic asked himself and Tempo 'She probably thinks I'm a pervert'
'Sonic, calm down,' Tempo advised 'Amy slipped and fell, you know that and she knows that. I don't think that what happened was your fault, and neither does Amy.' While Sonic was talking to Tempo, Amy started swinging and hit Knuckles out of the ranch and sent him flying
-Break-
Dr. Eggman was still running from being scared by Tempo, and told Metal Sonic to get the Eggmobile and come find him. As Metal Sonic was landing the Eggmobile, they saw a red speck get closer and closer. It was Knuckles, and he landed with a resounding thud right in front of our villains. "Ignore him, let's go!" Eggman commanded Metal Sonic, not wanting to stay anywhere near Sonic for a while. They left, as Knuckles started the trek back to Neverland.
-Break-
Everybody stayed away from Amy, except Sonic who apologized for what happened. The day went by fast until Knuckles walked in the door.
"Sorry." Amy said
"I'm going to bed." Knuckles told everyone, as the day ended early for everyone, except our two main characters.
"Come on, Amy." Sonic whispered to Amy "I got something to show you"
"What is it?" Amy asked
"Come on!" Sonic said, with childlike enthusiasm (AN-Childlike will begin to be compared to Sonic), and starting lead Amy to a specific tree
"Really, what is it?" Amy asked, not knowing what was going on
"It's was Michael's and my giving tree. He wrote so many songs in this tree, and I would sleep and recover from my battles. Not many people can climb this tree" Sonic informed Amy
"Really?" Amy asked and looked up to the top, and when she looked down, she saw Sonic climbing up the tree
"Aren't you coming?" Sonic asked
"You want me to climb up your tree?" Amy asked
"Sure." Sonic answered quickly, as Amy started her climbing to where Sonic was. "It's beautiful, isn't it?"
"It's breathtaking." Amy said at a loss for words "Why did you show me this spot? It seems like it means so much to you."
"Well," Sonic started, getting more embarrassed as he continued "it is, but you mean so much to me too, and I wanted to show you something special."
"I love you, Sonikku." Amy proclaimed her love for the blue hero
"Love you too." Sonic said in a whisper, barely loud enough for Amy to hear. Both hedgehogs slept in the giving tree with smiles on their faces.
-Break-
(1)- Google Jules Hedgehog, the bang Jules has is what Sonic had, but blue.
No omake, but what was in will be in next chapter. It involves Sonic teaching Amy how to dance like MJ. Next time, thy go shopping and Sally makes an appearance as Sonic will perform Dirty Diana in reference to his fan girls.