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JAB'S LAST RUN
(Jay)(J) JAB AKA Justin Abercrombie Bieber went around JABbing everyone in the stomach as way of greeting. This made Near ANGRY. So one day, Near was all like, "Yo bitch. You don't hit your pimp, yo." and got really angry. So JAB had to be careful not to get caught. So JAB left Near and flew to Germany on his friend. His friend's name was FLY. FLY was a pretty fly, and was BFF's JAB. So together they flew to Germany. And then they ate spaghetti, and talked about their journey ahead of them. JAB knew that if Near caught he would be beat to death with his pimp cane. "This is our last run." JAB said, foreshadowing.
The End