Rentora: day one Math
I dragged Grimmjow by the ear towards my first class. "Ow! Tora what the hell let me go! I was joking!" he whimpered. I stopped throwing him into the room; I strolled in my hair almost floating. "Shit she's pissed! What the fuck did you do Grimmjow?" I heard Renji ask.
"So Grimmjow you can do anything you what to my little sister? Ha if you lay another hand on her," I paused walking up to him. He was attempting to get off the floor, I pushed him back down. "I will have you castrated!" I kicked him, catching him between the legs with a black leather boot, and flinging him over my head into the hall. And straight into the teacher that tried to walk in.
I ran to my desk next to Renji, and tried to shake the shocked look off my face. Aizen walked in fixing his super-man hair and glared at us. "Cirucci would you tell me who threw Grimmjow on my head?" she look away from painting her nails a deep purple. "It was an ambush he jumped in a crazy attempt to kill you." She then straightened out her black tutu-like skirt and winked at me.
He shook his head, "okay well down to business. I am Sōsuke Aizen, I will teach you math for the rest of the year." He smiled, "hello Ms. Urahara it's been a while." "Not long enough if you ask me." I replied tracing a line on Renji's hand and listening to him laugh. "Tora give Renji his hand back, save that for the bedroom." My jaw dropped and Renji stood up, "bastard!" Aizen laughed, "Not me but I'm sure your kid will be." I stood up, "uh, hey you're here to teach us math not to insult us in a fit of jealousy, because your only bitch is Tōsen." The room when silent and Aizen's face turn a wonderful shade of red. "Ohhhh! Burn bitch!" Rangiku laughed from the corner.
He glared at her and she stopped laughing, but the laughter from the hall was nonstop. Shunsui fell into the ground in front of the doorway. Yoruichi and Ukitake both were crying from laughing so heard and Stark was asleep. Aizen stomped to the door, "shut the fuck up!" and slammed it in their faces.
"okay answer this question," he wrote an equation on the board.
2+2=
You gotta be kidding me I thought as I raised my hand. "Fish!" Rangiku yelled. We all turned to look at her, she smiled and waved. "Rangiku are you on something?" Renji asked looking at her with a kinda of contempt. I'm sorry I banned drinking.
She laughed "I don't know Gin gave me a weird powder but that was it. Why that's the answer right?" great drugs! I turned back to the board, watching Aizen face-palm over and over again. Bam, there goes his brain- Bam, bam, bam.
He finally stopped and his forehead was bleeding. I put my hand over my nose and mouth, cursing the last thing that could force me to change into my hollow form. The smell, taste and sight of blood, the last fricking thing. I dropped out of my desk and changed in my cat-hollow, padding up to the board I picked up a piece of chalk in my mouth and carefully wrote. '4' he face palmed again and knocked himself out. I changed back and walked to the door. "Call the nurse the teacher just knocked himself out."
Ukitake walked in and nudged him with his foot, "hey Shunsui call Ms. Unohana. Aizen's gone and knocked himself out again."
My snickers were the first to be heard Renji following close behind, Again? I thought to Renji.
The first time was against the bed, we both burst out laughing, gaining weird looks from the rest of our small class, except for Grimmjow who heard and laughed.
Shunsui walked down the hall and came back with the nurse who had him pick up Aizen. "Since today is the first day, and it's just for introduction. You can talk until the bell rings seeing that you have no teacher I will stay to watch you kids." Ukitake sat down and pulled a book out of his sleeve. I wonder what Miyoka's doing? I thought talking to Cirucci and listening to Renji and Grimmjow threaten each other.
Miyoka: Day one English
I stared down at my book, Great Expectations, wanting to just die and forget all about the damn book. I was on page 2, the damn book was horrible. I looked back up at Miss Nanao as she flipped through a book called To Kill a Mockingbird. She was going to be the death of us all with these gay ass books. I glared at the blackboard where Miss Nanao had written, "Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. Read chapters 1-10 by tomorrow or get a 0". I groaned mentally and looked at Toshiro. I stifled a laugh at the sight of him. He had his right arm propping up his head and he was asleep. Drool was dripping down from his mouth onto the side of the desk. I closed my eyes and rolled my lips in to keep from laughing. I glanced at Byakuya and stared at him. He was smiling down at the book. What the hell is wrong with that guy? I looked closely at the page he was on and almost fell out of my chair. Page 350 . . . he's demented or something. He probably page skims or something. I snuck a glance at Shinji and face-palmed. He was reading a porno magazine and he was smiling his creepy-ass smile and his arm was moving downward to-
I screeched and jumped up and out of my chair. "Miss Nanao! Shinji is reading a porno magazine and he was almost masturbating!" I flapped my hands in the air and shook my head, trying to get rid of the horrid images going through my brain. The teacher's eyes widened and then they landed on Shinji with a magazine on the floor and he had a wet spot on the front of his pants. Byakuya just gagged and covered his eyes and rammed his head on the desk. Toshiro just snorted and looked around like he didn't know what had just happened.
Miss Nanao stood and pointed to the door. "Principal's office, now, Mr. Hirako," she said firmly. He sulked and slumped out the door just as the bell rang for history. I gathered my books and walked out the door, Toshiro following closely behind. Toshiro laid a hand on my shoulder and I glanced back at him. I smiled and he kissed my cheek in sympathy. "It'll be okay, he'll learn his lesson, love." I sighed and looked forward, "I hope you're right, Toshi."
I was just about to put my books in my locker when Grimmjow knocked them on the ground and tripped me. He laughed and pointed a finger at me. "Aww, the little Fish Meat fell to the ground and lost her books. You little twerp, you'll pay for getting me in trouble with Tora." He made a fist and pounded it into his palm with his other hand and walked away. Toshiro glared at his back and crouched down, helping me gather my books.
"What a douche bag," I grumbled. Toshiro laughed and stood, holding out a hand, I grabbed it and he pulled me to my feet. He placed a quick kiss on my lips and stuffed all his books in his locker. I groaned, "You're so not organized at all." He flashed me a grin and waited for me to put my books in my locker. After that, we walked to our next class, hand in hand. We sat at the back and talked to one another for some time before the other students started arriving. I caught sight of Ichigo.
I squealed and jumped up, hugging him. "Ichigo! You finally have a class with us! Come on, me and Toshi are in the back," I said, grabbing his hand and dragging him after me. I pushed him into a desk next to Toshiro and they started chatting about how school was so far and all that guy stuff. I cupped my chin in my hands and stared out the window that was next to me. I saw the birds fly by and the trees were flowing in the wind. I heard laughing and I looked toward the door and my mouth dropped open. No way . . . I watched in horror as Grimmjow walked through the door with Tora and Renji following shortly after him. He caught sight of me and smiled evilly, winking and walking to the back of the room to where Toshiro, Ichigo, and I were. He sat in front of me and I groaned. This is going to be a long ass school year with this psycho . . .