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Jay's Last Sexy
So one day, Jay was hiding in the bushes, wanting Near. Near didn't know. He was putting together a 10,000 piece puzzle. It was a big picture of Jay. Jay didn't know.
They were just 2 guys. 2 guys in love. Jay. And Near. Were those guys in love. Love? They're… in love? Upon realizing their feelings for each other, they started making out. Now, they knew.
but Mello didn't. And when Matt saw them making out, he was
pleasantly surprised. "Now," Matt thought out loud, "Mello is all to myself!" he was quite happy. Unfortunately, Mello was having an affair with Jay and Near.
And then Kai showed up. And Kai was heartbrakingly depressed as he saw Jay and Near.
Nomnomnom. "Can I join you?" Kai asked all depressed. Nomnomwut. "Sure thing!" Why is Matt the only one left out? Things were getting pretty sexy, but then,
Matt shot them all with an AK-47, and then laughed all the way home.
Then he got hit by a bus and died.
The End