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Note from Author: Everyone thank Arline-san for this chapter! Her comment got me thinking and this chapter was the result!

Hidan awoke to sun shining through an open window. He looked around and quickly noticed he was in Kakuzu's room, AGAIN. "Why the fuck am I in here?!" Hidan whispered to himself in a slightly pissed tone of voice.

"Well, you passed out and Kakuzu carried you back here." A voice from the darkness answered.

Hidan squinted at the figure from a few moments before realizing who it was. "Why are you here, Itachi?" He asked cautiously.

"I bring news from pein; he said that he needs to talk to you as soon as possible. You should go now before he gets pissed." Itachi stated in a very depressed voice.

"What crawled up your ass and fucking died there, Jashin ya sound worse than usual! Besides that fact when the fuck were you talking to the freaken leader? You don't even open your mouth to anyone else?!" Hidan shouted his mini interrogation out at Itachi.

Itachi just stared at Hidan, while blushing deep red. Itachi show of emotions confused the hell out of Hidan and left him at a loss for words.

After a few moments of staring blankly at each other, Hidan broke the silence; "I'll go see the leader now." And that was all Hidan was able to get out as he jumped from the bed and ran out of the room, not wanting to be alone with the Uchiha any longer.

Hidan zigzagged straight to pein's office and barged in without bothering to knock. Slamming the door behind him, Hidan walked directly up to the desk and stated with an enervated tone; "I'm here you bastard of a leader, what the fuck did you want to talk to me about?"

Pein looked up from his overly large stack of papers and simple stated; "Oh, so it is you. I wanted to tell you that Kakuzu is out on a mission and won't be back for about a week."

Hidan just stared blankly at him for a few minutes before realizing he was indeed serious and that was all he wanted to say. "Why the heck would I want or need to even know that!?" Hidan shouted angrily.

"It would only make since that you would want to know, after if Itachi was correct (and 99% of the time he is) you are indeed taking it from him, and it can't be for his looks. Plus I doubt someone like you would even care about the amount of money he has. So you must love him, and therefore you would want to know where he is and has been." Pein explained leaving no room for ifs ands or buts.

Hidan blushed and stuttered out; "Th-then what about y-you? You and Itachi s-seem so lovey dovey..."

Hidan stopped in mid sentence when he saw the leader smirk evilly. "Yes, and you will be nice to my mysteriously shy uke." Pein growled with a slight laugh in his words.

Hidan's jaw dropped at the leader's words, and he found that he could do nothing but stare at the leader. "Ye-yes sir." Was all Hidan was able to mumbled out of his confused and surprised mouth, as he backed out the door and away from the leader.

Hidan sighed as he shut the door behind him and continued to walk back to his room, which do to the fact that he had been sleeping in Kakuzu's room, he had not been back to since the early morning of the day before.

When Hidan reached his room, he opened the door and immediately, (To his very shock and surprise) found all of his stuff packed in boxes. "Why the fuck, are my things doing in all these freaking boxes!?" Hidan shouted out of pure anger.

Hidan jumped when he heard a voice from behind him, answer his rhetorical question. "Your gonna move into a room with Kakuzu, of course un!" The voice exclaimed.

Hidan automatically new who it was by the speech pattern, so he just turned around and and exclaimed at him; "Why the fuck, do you thing that I want to move in with that greedy bastard? I'm sure you enjoy being taken by your "Danna" every night, but I don't, so Deidara why, are all my things really in these fucking boxes?!"

Deidara frowned at Hidan for a good five minutes, before finally answering; "Are you telling me that Kakuzu was lying when he announced to everyone that you and he were a couple and loved each other?"

Hidan's eye's almost popped out of his head when he heard Deidara. He let out a large gulp and stared at him, unable to say anything at all. Deidara just stood there for a few moments and when he realised that Hidan wasn't going to say anything, he walked past him and just as he left through the open door, he turned for a few short seconds and stated; "By the way, if you insult my Danna ever, I might just have to show you just what my art really feels like on skin."

After that Deidara exited the room and shut the door behind him, leaving Hidan standing dumbfounded in the middle of the room. After a few more moment of staring at the closed door, Hidan quietly sat down on his now stripped bare bed. As he lay down he thought back at all that had happened over the past couple of days, and smiled.

'He told everyone that he loved me.' Was the only thought that ran through Hidan's head as he slipped off into a deep trance like sleep.

And that's the chapter! I'm sorry it's a little shorter though...

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