The way to your heart Ch.2
(Warning! Contains hints of future Yaoi, but don't worry there will be a LOT more soon! *wink*)
"So do you like being a police officer, un?" Deidara asked as he and Sasori drove through the city making sure everything was in order, and of course traffic was moving really slowly, nothing makes people slow down like a cop.
"Why?" Sasori asked.
"Why what, un?"
"Why are you asking?"
"Because I'm your new partner and I was curious, un. Is there something wrong with that?"
"Well even though you are technically my new partner that doesn't mean you're anything more to me than a snot nosed brat, the day I actually consider you my partner is the day you're going to die because in order to prove yourself you're going to have to do something that you probably won't survive. Not that it matters you're not going to last long, my partners never do, the longest I've ever had a partner was 2 years but then something happened and he left and ever since then I've been getting partners like paychecks, almost weekly."
"But-"
"So here is how things are going to go, I'm going to show you the basics maybe let you make a few arrests to some kids that have had one to many, and in a few days when you realize that you're not happy being a cop I'll get a nice break enjoying my alone time until another eager, thinks-he's-seen-it-all-but-really-hasn't-seen-crap-brat comes along to start it all over again."
"…"
"What no speeches about how 'that won't be you', or about how 'I won't need to worry you'll always be here' or, and this is one of my favorites how 'you're not going to fail and I really should have more faith in you."
"I could say all that, but I won't, un." Sasori only slightly turned his head, a little surprised by the boys' response.
"What do you mean?"
"I'm mean, un that I could be all brave and say 'don't worry I'll always be here' but I won't because I know I'm new and the future is always full of surprises, so I won't bother getting ahead of myself." Sasori was a little shocked that certainly was a first for him but he wasn't about to treat Deidara any different from the others.
"Yea sure we'll see, brat."
"Hey don't call me a brat, un I may be new but I'm no brat." Deidara said slightly frowning.
"Sure fine, whatever."
"Thank you, un."
"Brat."
"Ok listen here I-"
ZOOOOOOM, suddenly a bright yellow blur sped by catching the attention of the bickering pair and every other car on the road.
"I'd love to continue this pointless little argument but it's time to do our job let's see how you hold up in a high speed chase." Sasori said turning on the siren and hitting the gas causing the cruiser to shoot forward and Deidara to sink into his seat his heart pounding.
The car they were chasing was a bright yellow Toyota Corolla, it was weaving in and out through traffic narrowly avoiding the other cars, and it's a good thing that it wasn't rush hour or else the chances of an accident would be much higher.
"DEIDARA!"
"Huh? What, un?" Deidara said, snapping out of his daze
"I said call for back up, I've said it twice already if you can't handle this tell me now because I need to know whether or not I can count on you!" Sasori said concentrating on driving the road and avoiding an accident.
"Sorry, un I just wasn't expecting this to happen on my first day, un." Suddenly the car they were chasing came up to a 4 way intersection running a red light and causing a dark green car to swerve out of its way, in its haste the green car ended up driving into the passenger's side of another car, it spun out before stopping right in the middle of the intersection. The other cars were at a standstill some to shocked to pay attention as to what they were doing causing other to run head first into each other. The blonde could only stare in horror at the events unfolding before him. Glass and metal littered the streets, whether or not anyone was hurt was still unknown, but screams of shock and terror could be heard all around.
"Damn it Deidara, focus!" Sasori yelled maneuvering through the wreckage in an attempt to keep up with the cause of this mess.
"Yes, sir, un!" Deidara said grabbing the radio mike to call in for back-up. "Come in, come in! All available officers please respond there's been a large accident at the intersection of Deviant Dr. and Art Ave. we are in pursuit of the culprit and require immediate back up, please respond, un!"
The radio crackled to life signaling a response.
"I read you loud and clear fuckers, (guess who) I'm en route, medics will arrive on scene shortly and I will be with you in a minute, just stay on the bastard's ass and hang on till I get there."
"Understood, un!"
"Deidara!" Sasori said.
"Yes, un?"
"I want you to pay very close attention to what I'm about to say, judging from the route this guy is taking I'm guessing that he's headed out of the city, when we hit the highway I want you to shoot out his tires."
"WHAT?"
"When we have enough room, try shooting out one of his tires, we have to stop this guy before they cause another accident."
"Are you sure that's a good idea, un. I mean for all we know there could be a kid driving that car, and what if I miss and end up shoot a civilian, we don't even know if this person is the only one in the car."
"That's why I want you to wait till we're in an open area, aim low and shoot no more than one at a time."
"I still don't kno-"
"Here we go, he's pulling out onto the exit." Sasori said staying right behind him. Good news the road was almost empty so there was less chance of an accident; bad news Deidara had the perfect opportunity to take his shot.
"Sasori do I really have to do this, un?" Deidara said starting to reach for his gun.
"Yes, just do as I said before aim low, and shoot no more than one at a time, understood?" The highway was a long open stretch of road. On the left side you could see the beginning of the city, on the right was an open field with a long ditch that lay before it and followed that road almost all the way through, it sloped down so it was about 5 ft deep and 3 ft wide, on the other side of it was a large 7ft wire fence, and if you got up close enough you could see the small holes in it that kids would make whenever they would cross over, it's no secret that the field is a famous party spot and every so often you'll see community service workers cleaning up the litter from previous late night parties. At night when the weather is nice people like to park on the side of the road and gaze up that the stars, the field was just far enough from the city that you could see all the stars on a clear night without the disturbance from all the city lights.
"All right here I go, un." Deidara said grabbing his gun and rolling down his window. He turned off the safety and took his first shot. He missed.
"Damn, un."
"I thought you said you were a good shot." Sasori said.
"I am, sorry if I'm not used to shooting at people on the highway, un!"
"Well try again."
"Fine, un." Deidara said once again taking aim and firing twice, the two rear tires of the car exploded in a wave of hot rubber.
"GOT EM'!"
"Bout time brat." Sasori said closing in. The Toyota was staring to shower sparks from driving on the now exposed rims, unable to properly handle the car the driver pulled over to the side of the road and jumped out running towards the field that lay on the right side.
"Damn if he makes it over that ditch then we'll have to go on foot, get ready to run brat." Sasori said driving over to the field in an attempt to cut the perp off before he was able to make his escape. The driver of the Toyota was a tall, light skinned male, with short almost shaved black hair; he was wearing a dark short sleeved t-shirt with army print shorts and black Nike's. He made a beeline for the ditch and in an attempt to make it over he jumped. When he landed his foot slipped forcing him to fall onto his knees, but not completely stopping, he immediately stood up and ran for the fence.
"Shit, let's move!" Sasori said, climbing out of the car and heading for the ditch.
"Right, un!" Deidara said following Sasori's lead, he jumped out of the car and towards the field. Sasori had already reached the ditch and was about to jump over when his foot caught on something causing him to fall forward and into the 5ft drop. By now the perp had already reached the fence and was halfway up, in a couple more second he would be on his way to freedom.
"Sasori Danna are you alright, un?" Deidara said make sure Sasori wasn't injured.
"AAAHHH" Both of them turned their head at the sound of the yell, apparently the fence had given out and the man had fallen off, now there was a big hole in the middle of the fence large enough for probably 3 people to get through at once.
"Yea I'm fine just get that bastard, I'll be right behind you, GO!" Deidara didn't hesitate he made the 3ft jump and landed perfectly on the other side not stopping for a second he ran through the hole in the fence keeping right on the guys tail.
"Freeze, Konoha Police!" Deidara yelled, but the guy only sped up and within a matter of second he was too far out in front, there was no way Deidara could catch him now.
VVVVRRRRROOOOMMM
Deidara turned his head at the sound of the ground breaking roar, only to see another police officer on a motor cycle coming up the road without hesitating the officer drove across the lane heading straight for the ditch, you couldn't see their face because it was hidden behind a black full face helmet.
"Stop, un. You'll never make it!" Deidara yelled in a vain attempt to stop the brave-or crazy-driver also he didn't see Sasori anywhere if this guy crashed he might land on him. The driver of the motorcycle only pushed the bike faster, slightly lifting up his front tire in an almost wheelie, he made a beeline for the ditch and jumped. Deidara couldn't believe his eyes, this guy actually jumped if he missed he could very well be killed. But amazingly he made it driving straight for the large hole in the fence which he went right through, passing Deidara in seconds and reaching the perp in no time flat. He screeched to stop right in front of the guy swinging his bike so its full body faced the now shocked escapee. The officer pulled out his gun and pointed it right at the guys head.
"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!" He yelled it with so must authority Deidara could have sworn he saw the perp crap his pant. But throughout all of this he never stopped running, he caught up to the pair and jumped on the man's back causing both to fall to the ground immediately pulling out his hand cuffs and slapping them onto the guys wrists.
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of la-" Deidara didn't have a chance to finish speaking for the man had spun around before Deidara could get the cuff on the other wrist. He slammed Deidara down on the ground and reached for his gun, the man on the motor cycle jumped off his bike in an attempt to stop him but before he could close the small 2ft distance the guy had the gun to Deidara's head with his other hand wrapped around Deidara's neck cutting off his air supply.
"Put your hands up right now! If you take one more step and I'll blow her fucking head off!" The man yelled with an almost crazy look in his eyes.
"You know you don't want to do that." The motorcycle man said, his voice was slightly muffled by the helmet that was still hiding his face.
"What?" The man asked.
"I said you don't want to do that." He repeated.
"Dude I can't understand a word you're saying take off your helmet, slowly." The officer obeyed slowly bringing down his hands and carefully gripping his helmet he removed said item. Deidara blinked in surprise when he saw the familiar silver haired man.
"Now fuck head as I was saying you really don't want to do that." Hidan stated calmly.
"And why not?"
"Well first off 'she' is a guy and second." Hidan only pointed behind the man, but before he could turn his head a shot rang off through the sky, the next thing Deidara knew the gun that was once pointed at his head was now flying through the air. With himself now free of danger Deidara ran to where his gun lay picking it up pointing it at the now screaming man.
"My hand, you shot my hand!" Deidara was confused neither he nor Hidan and fired a shot. That's when a spark of light caught his eyes, Deidara turned his head, the thing that had caught his eye was the sun reflecting off a gun, a gun that was in Sasori's hand. Sasori seemed completely fine he didn't seem to have a scratch on him, and that was strange considering he just fell face first into a 5ft ditch.
"Hey fucker nice shot." Hidan called as Sasori walked over.
"Sasori Danna are you alright?"
"Yea, I'm fine what about you?" Sasori asked kneeling down in front of the injured man and taking his hand.
"Get away from me!" He yelled he didn't even bother trying to run away he knew he was caught.
"Relax I'm just going to look at your hand to see whether or not we need to call in an ambulance." Sasori said taking the man's hand. Deidara was in shock didn't Sasori realize how dangerous what he's doing is? When Sasori finished he released that man's hand, attached the other half on the cuff on the man's wrists and stood up.
"Your hand is all right the bullet only grazed it, Deidara." Sasori said claiming the attention of the blonde.
"Yes, un?"
"Escort him to the cruiser." He ordered.
"Hugh." Deidara said shocked, didn't Sasori realize that this guy was holding a gun to his head not 3 minutes ago?
"Relax Hidan and I are both here plus it looks like this guy is done."
"O-Ok, un." Deidara said pulling the guy to his feet and making him walk across the field. But the guy wouldn't walk.
"MOVE!" Deidara ordered, the guy still refused to move.
"I SAID MOVE, UN!" Deidara said shoving the man a little; he learned long ago that if you aren't willing to be rough then you could very well get shot, or worse, killed. This time he obeyed and started to walk forward. Sasori walked on the man's other side the look on his face looked almost bored, like he'd seen one too many arrests, while Hidan went back to his motorcycle, starting it up and driving back through the fence. Deidara was worried when he started picking up speed, afraid that this time he wouldn't make it over the ditch but to his surprise Hidan made it, you could definitely tell that he was showing off. He parked his bike by the cruiser waiting for the others to catch up.
When they made it to the car Hidan stepped in and took over, first he read him his rights and then checked the man for weapons.
"All right Jackass do you have any weapons on you?" The man only shook his head signaling a 'no'.
"Alright let's get down to business, spread em'". Hidan said pushing the man against the car and routinely patting him down to make sure he wasn't lying. When he was done Sasori opened the back door to the cruiser and helped Hidan put him in the car.
"So, Danna do you know why this guy ran, un?" Deidara asked.
"Yea, I do come see." Sasori said walking over to the man's car, while Deidara followed.
"I checked out his car after I climbed out of the ditch, I figured since Hidan was here then you would be fine, apparently I was wrong." Sasori said disappointment clear in his voice.
"Sorry, un." Deidara said.
"Just be more careful, this isn't the academy, this is real life, with real dangers, and real situations where if you messed up you could get killed." Sasori said walking around to the trunk and pulling out a set of keys from his pocket.
"Sorry again, un." Deidara said hanging his face, so he could hide in his hair.
"Sasori quite being such a pain in the ass, you should be easier on em' after all this is only his first day, plus the poor kid was held hostage for fucking sake." Deidara was surprised he hadn't realized that Hidan was with them, but apparently he had tagged along to, in order see the source of all this madness.
"Hidan if I go easy on him now then he'll never learn, if he dies then he dies, but I'll be damned if it's my fault." Sasori said not once looking up from the keys in his hands, still trying to find the right one that will open up the trunk.
"Tsk' whatever jackass I still say it wouldn't kill you to be a little easier on him'." Deidara smiled at Hidan thankful for the help. Hidan smiled back at Deidara and winked, causing said blonde to blush. 'Ok that was weird' Deidara thought.
"Alright, you guys ready to see what all the fuss was about?" Sasori said unlocking the truck and lifting up the lid. Deidara continued to walk around to the rear of the car his curiosity peaked. But his wonderment quickly turned into disgust as he saw just exactly what was in there. Deidara's face paled and his stomach slowly churned, he grabbed onto the nearest object which just happened to be Hidans arm. Quick to not let the blonde fall Hidan wrapped his other arm around Deidara's waist, eyes never leaving the trunk.
"Shit Sasori, is that what I think it is?"