The way to your heart Ch.3
(Warning! Contains hints of future yaoi, but don't worry there will be a lot more in the near future *wink*)
"How is that even fucking possible?" Hidan said still holding onto Deidara, who at this point was starting to turn almost as white as Hidan's hair.
"Don't worry Hidan it's not what you think." Sasori said, eyeing Hidan's arm around Deidara's waist.
"Are you sure, un?" Deidara said still unable to remove his eyes from the trunk.
"Yes, I'm sure, let me show you." Sasori said reaching down into the trunk and pulling out the item in question. In Sasori's hand was a large, long black bag, completely covered in splotches of a dark red liquid. But it wasn't the fact that there was a large body bag in the trunk that was disturbing the others, it was the fact that the entire inside of the trunk was coated in a thin layer of blood, almost more than any human body could ever hold, while the smell emanating from it caused your stomach to churn in disgust. The idea that someone could be in there after enduring the type of torment that would produce this outcome is in itself, vulgar and horrifying.
"Ok I know that this body bag looks like it's covered in blood but it's not and there is no body inside. But what is inside is…" Sasori said, taking the zipper in his hand and pulling it down to reveal its contents. Inside were dozens upon dozens of little plastic bags all containing a white powdery substance.
"I'm guessing that this guy here is a drug dealer?" Hidan said it was clear by the way he wasn't cursing that he was taking this seriously.
"No it's not drugs." Sasori answered.
"Then what is it, un?"
"To be honest I don't know, it's no sort of drug I've ever seen, but one thing is for sure it can't possibly be legal, see here." Sasori said, taking out one of the small plastic bags and opening it. "Notice here how the texture is like a sleek powder but the smell is rather fruity, but you were right about one thing, he was speeding because he was late for a delivery."
"How do you know he was late for a delivery, un?" Deidara said, starting to get over his wave of dizziness.
"Because I found this in his front seat." Sasori said, handing over a piece of paper that looked like it had been previously crumpled up. On it, written in sloppy handwriting was a date, time, and an address. And on the back it said 'DROP OFF IN BACK.'
"Ok, but that doesn't explain all the blood." Hidan said, gesturing towards the mess that all but covered the inside of the trunk.
"That's not blood, here see." Sasori said running his finger through the mess and licking it.
"Ewe gross, Sasori what the fuck is wrong with you?" Hidan said, slightly leaning back with a look on his face that made it clear he was questioning the man's sanity.
"Relax, it's just cherry syrup." Sasori said, wiping his finger on his pants.
"What the fuck is a bunch of cherry syrup doing covering the inside of this guy's trunk?"
"For that I have no answer." Sasori said closing the trunk and walking back over to the cruiser that held a man who was apparently a fruit scented drug dealer that sold snow cones in his spare time.
"Hey Hidan do me a favor and release Deidara so he can get back in the cruiser and we can get the hell out of here, I need take this guy to the main building for questioning." Sasori called opening the driver's side door and climbing in. That was when Hidan and Deidara both noticed the position they were still in, Hidans arm wrapped around the blonde's waist while Deidara's head still rested on Hidan's shoulder. They both immediately pulled away, their faces bright red. Deidara walked back to the cruiser while Hidan mounted his motor cycle and drove off.
"Hey Sasori Danna, what are we going to do about the guy's car and the stuff in the trunk, un?" Deidara asked when he climbed in and shut the door.
"Don't worry about that I already called in a tow and an escort, they're going to bring it back to the main building for evidence." Sasori said, starting up the car. Just then a second police cruiser pulled up, only this one was different than the one he and Sasori were in, this one was a basic blue color. Deidara was curious, why would they're car be different from the one pulling up? The second cruiser was an old Chevrolet Impala, and the only reason he knew this was because back at the academy that was the only type of car he ever saw, while the one that he and Sasori were driving was a…well he didn't know what kind of model this one was because he had never seen this brand of car before, all he knew was that it was sleek, fast and it looked to be a top of the line model.
The second car approached them at a slow speed in a direction that made it so both vehicles faced each other. The other car pulled up alongside theirs so that both drivers side windows were next to each other, Sasori looked at the dark tinted window of the other driver and gave one small nod, pulling out and driving off. What was that about? Deidara thought.
"Hey Sasori Danna, un, weren't we supposed to turn left at that last light?" Deidara asked, curious as to why they were going this way when the police station was the other direction.
"We don't take suspects to our building, our line of police work doesn't bother with trivial matter such as holding low class criminals." Sasori stated, as if Deidara should already know this.
"What do you mean, we're cops, un, I thought we were supposed to deal with stuff like this every day."
"We make arrests but we don't bother with the small cases, such as potential drug dealing didn't anyone explain to you what kind of division you were being put into?" Sasori asked, sounding more annoyed than curious.
"Division, un?"
"Never mind that for now, we're here." Sasori said pulling into a parking lot. Deidara studied the building before him, it was much larger than the one he had been to this morning, it was a large building probably 4 stories high with a rather large portion of the front made up entirely of glass windows. The entire left section of the parking lot was covered in police cruisers, all slightly new standard models but each seems far less advance than the one he was currently riding in, plus they were all a basic white and with some dark blue design while theirs was mostly black with a bit of a red design. Deidara never really gave it much thought before but their car was a rather odd model for a police cruiser. He noticed that there were no officers outside the building, which was strange considered that you'd at least think someone would be outside smoking.
"Alright Deidara let's get this guy inside." Sasori said climbing out, an action which Deidara immediately mirrored.
"Ok Deidara as soon as I open this guys door I want you to grab hold of his arm and keep a firm grip on him, don't let up for even a second, and get him inside, don't stop." Sasori commanded gripping the handle and opening the door. Deidara did as he was told and gripped the man's arm, careful not to be to lose. When the man was on his feet that was when Deidara noticed his face, he looked terrified as if they were about to send him to be tortured rather than just questioned.
"Are you alright, un?" Deidara asked, even though this man had held him at gun point he couldn't help but feel a little sorry for him, the man was being arrested and with charges of assault on a police officer, attempting to run, also possession of an illegal substance, this guy was looking at years in prison.
"…"
"Sir?" Deidara asked, still the man refused to answer, and the closer they got to the building the paler the man's face got.
"Sir are you sick, un?" Deidara asked stopping for a second to study the man's face to see if he would need medical attention.
"Deidara! What did I tell you about stopping?" Sasori yelled. Deidara was so shocked that he temporarily let go of that man's arm. The man took this opportunity to try and make his escape, running as soon as he was free, although it was a rather awkward run for the man's hands were still cuffed behind his back so in his attempt to get his hands free he ended up looking like a drunk chicken trying to fly. XD
"Damn!" Deidara cursed, running after the flightless chicken. The blonde was so distracted trying to catch the escaping prisoner that he didn't notice the police semi pulling into the parking lot.
"Deidara look out!" Sasori yelled, reaching for his partner before he was run over. Sasori ran forward and wrapped his arms around his partner's waist, throwing both himself and his partner backwards and out of harm's way.
"Hugh!" Deidara huffed when he and Sasori hit the pavement, he thought he heard a crack but didn't bother to pay too much attention to it, for the man was getting away.
"Sasori Danna, don't move I'll get him, un." Deidara said getting up and once again shooting forward after the perp, who had miraculously managed to get out of the way on his own before he became part of the pavement. Quick to catch the man before he could leave the parking lot Deidara ran in front of the man, prepared to take him down. When the man was in range Deidara jumped in the air and performed a spinning back hook kick, allowing the heal of his foot to connect with the man's face sending him to the ground in a perfect knockout.
Every since Deidara was 7 he had been taking Taekwondo lessons, the reason behind those lessons were something that he did not like to think about, (but will be explained in a later chapter ^^) Suddenly Deidara heard footsteps rapidly approaching, he turned around to see about 4 other police officers running up to him, and the unconscious man. Deidara was confused these officers were wearing an ordinary navy blue officers uniform, while Deidara's was the same style, his and Sasori's were black, strange. That was when Deidara looked up to see Sasori with a look of annoyance on his face.
Shoot I'm in trouble Deidara thought, slowly making his way over to his clearly ticked off partner.
"Sasori Danna are you alright, un?" Deidara asked a shy smile on his face. Sasori's frown only deepened, causing Deidara to shrink back a little. That was when he noticed that Sasori was holding his wrist.
"Danna your wrist, un!" Deidara said in alarm, suddenly he remembered the crack he had heard when he and Sasori had hit the ground, that must have been what had made the noise.
"Here Danna let me look at it, un." Deidara said reaching down to take a look at the other man's hand. But before Deidara could examine the injury Sasori pulled back refusing to let Deidara anywhere near his wrist.
"I'm fine brat, let's just go inside." Sasori stated walking towards the entrance of the building. That was when Deidara noticed the two police officers that were coming out of the building, they seemed to be laughing, but when suddenly they noticed Sasori coming up to the door their laughter immediately stopped and were quick to get out of his way making sure to hold the door wide open for him, plastered on each of their faces was a nervous smile, giving a slight nod when Sasori passed them. He took no noticed of this, only stopping to turn and called his blonde partner.
"Deidara, hurry up I want to get this over with already." And with that Sasori went in the building and out of Deidara sight. Not wanting to be left behind Deidara ran to catch up, stopping for only a second remembering the man he had knocked out. He turned around to see that the four officers from earlier were already carrying the limp man towards the door, when they reached Deidara they stood still as if waiting for an order, Deidara gestured that they should go first not wanting to keep the two officers who were holding the door waiting, but they only gave Deidara the same nervous smile that the other two had given Sasori.
"You can go first sir." A tall muscular officer said, acting as if Deidara were his boss rather than a fellow officer.
"Um, ok, un, thanks." Deidara said entering the building, and looking around for his Danna. He spotted him over by what looked like to be a receptionists desk, talking to a female officer that looked so nervous, it seemed she was about to pass out any second.
"Yes sir, right away sir." He heard her say as she ran off, not looking where she was going, she ended up bumping right into Deidara. She was about 5' 6" a few inches shorter than Deidara and had long curly black hair with half of it pulled back into a clip. She seemed relatively young, probably no older than 23, which would make her 3 years older than Deidara.
"Sorry, excuse me." The lady said, looking up. Her face seemed to lose what little color she had left when she realized who she had bumped into, and started to wobble where she stood.
"Sorry, un." Deidara said, steadying her before she could fall over.
"Oh, no no no! It's entirely my fault I should have looked where I was going, please forgive me." She said before taking off in the opposite direction she was headed.
'Ok this is all really weird.' Deidara thought, walking over to his partner who was examining his wrist, immediately covering it with his hand he saw Deidara approaching.
"Sasori Danna are you sure you don't want me to take a look at that for you, I've had medical training."
"I'm fine brat, just make sure that that man gets into a cell alright." Sasori commanded. That was when the lady officer from before came back and handed Sasori a roll of gauze tap. Sasori saw Deidara looking at the tap, and glared.
"Brat, I told you to take care of that guy." Sasori snapped, gesturing towards the unconscious man who was being taken away down a hall. Deidara did as told and followed, he looked around realizing that this was what he'd always expected a police station to look like, there were people everywhere, most in uniforms some in suits, and there was the constant sound of phones ringing all around. The further down and hall the more like a police station it looked, about every 7 feet there was a bench that police officers used to hold criminals in waiting. But they didn't stop and put the man on a bench, they walked towards a set of double doors while one of the officers pulled out a set of keys and unlocked the doors holding it open for the others to bring the man through. On the other side was another long hallway only this one was completely different, this one looked exactly as Deidara pictured a holding cell hallway to look. The hallway was lined completely on either side with cells, complete with the iron bar jail cell doors. As he walked further down into the room he heard cat call coming from the inmate within the cells, 'great just what I need more people thinking I'm a girl, and cat calls to top it off'.
"WOO! Hey baby!"
"Nice ass, how about you bring it over here so I can get a better look!"
"Hey sweetheart did you know that the word of the day is legs? Let's go to your place and spread the word."
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
"Hey sweet thang, is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants."
"You look cold, wanna use me as a blanket, I'll be sure to keep you warm, if you know what I mean." This continued after every cell Deidara passed, he hated coming into holding cell rooms, and this was exactly why. He would tell them he was a guy but then the comments would just get worse and right now all he wanted was to get this over with and get back to Sasori. They put the man in an empty cell, closing and locking the cell door.
"Hey is it safe to just leave him here, un?" Deidara lost all concern for the man after the last time he tried to run, but that didn't mean he wasn't curious as to what would happen to the man if left alone in a holding cell.
"He'll be fine, we've already called for a medic to come look at his wounds." One of the other officers replied. Deidara turned a little red, he was never one for violence, and the fact that he injured someone enough to require medical attention made him a little ashamed. He alone with the other Konoha police officers left the holding cell.
"Aww, come on honey don't leave, don't you want to see what a 2 incher looks like?"
"Before you go wanna try an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss except down under."
If Deidara didn't get out of here soon he was certain he was going to go water wiggle on their asses.
(A/N: For those of you who don't know, a water wiggle is a little kids game, it consists of long thin tubs attached to a hose that is to act like a sprinkler…type…thing, eh f*ck it, long story short it's a bunch of mini hoses flying around and if it comes in contact with your skin it's going to hurt like a %#%$#, and it's supposed to be for little kids, makes you wonder what the guy who created this was smoking when he invented it ^^)
When they returned to the front office Deidara noticed that everyone seemed really nervous, like they were all about to receive bad news. Also it seemed that everyone he passed was staring at him, but when he turned his head to confirm his suspicions they had already turned their heads away.
"We're leaving Deidara." Sasori said when the blonde returned. They both turned to leave when…
WHAM
Suddenly Deidara found himself sitting on the floor, and 'WTF' expression on his face. All around him papers were flying and sitting right across from him was the young female officer from before looking terrified.
"I-I'm s-s-so sorry, sir." The girl stammered out, hurrying to collect the papers.
"It's alright, un." Deidara said, moving to help her retrieve the papers.
"Sasori Danna do you mind helping, un?" Deidara asked looking up, but Sasori was simply staring down at them, a bored/annoyed expression on his face (as usual).
"Deidara just leave them, it's none of your business, besides I want to get back already." Sasori stated, turning for the door. But Deidara ignored this and continued to help and frantic and frazzled woman. When the papers were collected he stood up and offered his hand to the woman to help her stand.
"Thanks." She smiled, still a little nervous. 'What is with these people and acting all nervous, un?' Deidara thought thoroughly confused by their behavior.
"No problem, un." Deidara smiled, turning to leave, he'd only known his partner for one day but something told him he was the kind of person who didn't have a lot of patience. When Deidara arrived back at their car his suspicions were confirmed for the engine was already running and a clearly ticked off Sasori was behind the wheel. After Deidara finally got in and buckled it was then that he remembered Sasori's injury.
"Hey Danna how's your wrist doing, un?" Deidara asked, studying the bandaged limb in question.
"It's fine, quite asking about it." Sasori said in an obviously annoyed tone.
"Sorry, un." The rest of the ride back was ridden in complete silence. Although Deidara was burning with questions, he thought it best to keep his mouth shut and maybe ask his partner about them later. When they arrived back at the station Deidara looked around, really studying the outside, realizing just how different but at the same time how similar the two buildings were. While the 'main building' as Sasori had called it, was a 4 story high glass front structure with a large parking lot, covered with standard model police cruisers. This building was a smaller, but seemed just as expensive to build. It was a simple one story building with an almost cylinder like front. The top was sectioned off with multiple squares of frosted glass windows, while the bottom half was a nice glass front underneath an almost balcony like protrusion from the building. Out front were Hidan's motorcycle and two other cruisers that were identical to the one he and Sasori were currently riding in.
After parking Sasori immediately turned off the engine and headed inside, Deidara slowly following behind. Upon entering Deidara noticed another difference between the two buildings the 'main building' was a loud busy place, while here it was practically quiet, if you listened real hard you could probably hear a pin dro-
"HEY FUCKERS!" Deidara jumped as the loud voice penetrated the quiet air, spinning around to see a grinning Hidan.
"Hey Hidan, un." Deidara said trying to slow down his heart.
"So how did things with that jackass go after I left?" Hidan asked with what seemed like a knowing grin on his face while he followed Deidara as he walked down the hall towards his and Sasori's office in an attempt to find the red head.
"Un-"
"Dude I saw that spinning kick thing you did and man I've got to say, that was awesome!" Deidara hadn't noticed the figure that had stepped in front of him till he had almost ran smack into his chest. Deidara looked up and was amazed at how much he had to stretch his neck, man this guy was tall! He had blue skin and blue hair, add that to the almost gill like markings on his face and you'd think he was a shark.
"Damn it man, you ruined my bet!" Hidan wined, crossing his arms, while his mouth turned down into a slight frown.
"Bet, un?" Deidara asked, confused as to what was going on here.
"Kakuzu and I made a bet as to whether or not you would brag about taking that guy down with that kick flip thing of yours."
"Kakuzu bet that you would brag to high heaven, and Hidan here bet that you wouldn't, he thinks that you're the kind of person who'll just act shy and try to drop the subject." The blue newcomer said.
"But how did you know about-"
"We have a security system set up inside and outside the main building so we know what's going on at all times, and we just happen to catch your little show." Deidara turned around in an attempt to find the source of this new voice. When he turned around he came face to face with a man who had long raven colored hair pulled back into a pony tail, and smooth onyx colored eyes, while on either side of his face, running down from his eyes were twin scars that didn't exactly look accidental.
"So you're the new guy, hugh." The blue skinned man said, sticking his hand out, when Deidara shook he flinched a little at the man's strong grip.
"My names Kisame Hoshigaki, and that there is Itachi Uchiha." Kisame said grinning.
"Yea, yea now that introductions are out of the way let's have you fuckers get your asses back to the break room so we can continue this thrilling time with coffee, I'm running on low here." Hidan said walking further down the hall and into a room on his right.
"Um actually, I'm going to head back to Sasori's office and see if I can find him, un." Deidara said starting to turn away, but was stopped by a hand gripping his arm and pulling him towards the room Hidan went into.
"Awe, come on blonde, come talk with us, beside even if you find him it's all to no avail he's not exactly a people person." Kisame said while he plopped Deidara down into a chair, Itachi walking in soon after.
"So Kisame can I ask you a question, un?"
"Sure, shoot."
"Earlier Sasori asked me why I didn't know anything about the division I was in, but the thing is I didn't know that there were divisions. And so I was curious as to why there would be such things anyway, un? Why are we so different from that other police station?"
"No one's told you?" Kisame asked a surprised look on his face.
"Told me what, un?" At this the others seemed to become a little less light spirited, turning their heads to something that seemed to have suddenly captured their attention.
"Didn't you think that it was strange that you graduated from the police academy one year before you were supposed to?" Sasori suddenly said from behind Deidara, causing him to give a little jump.
"Yea but-"
"And you must have noticed this, how why when you were at the main building that everyone treated you as if you were their boss rather than a rookie." Kisame said.
"And how there is such a clear difference between us and them, attitude and equipment wise." Sasori continued.
"Well the answer is quite simple really, you may think that it's the modern day police that keep the peace around here but it's actually the opposite. There's a reason why you were brought here and it's because-" The new voice didn't have the chance to finish because Deidara had turned around to find its source, suddenly standing up, knocking over his chair in the process upon realization to the person's identity. It was the man that they had arrested just earlier that day, and he had a gun pointed straight at Deidara!