Note from author: Okay everyone this is the seventh chapter! (Duh) I hope you like it!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters, but the story is mine, because I wrote it!
Hidan awoke in the early hours of the morning, only to find himself tangled up in Kakuzu's loving embrace. 'Who the fuck would peg Kakuzu to be a cuddler!" Hidan thought in surprise to himself.
After a few short minutes of basking in the glow of his lovers shear hot, protectiveness, Hidan realised that he did indeed have a mission today. So with very much regret in his movements, Hidan started to attempt to untangle himself from Kakuzu.
Hidan struggled for what seemed like an hour, (like 5 minutes) before he came to the truth; his struggles to break free from the tightly winded embrace followed up in only one way; Kakuzu crushed him even closer.
Hidan let out a loud sigh. 'Shit the only thing that this struggle is doing for me is slowly cracking my ribs. Note to self; don't fucking sleep with Kakuzu you will be murdered do to extremely powerful and dominant hugging. Not to mention that I have a freaking mission and I have to leave in less than 20 minutes! Kakuzu you bastard, if I get into trouble with the leader for leaving Itachi to do the mission all by himself, I will SO blame YOU!' Hidan growled to himself quietly.
All of the sudden, Hidan heard a small, deep and oh so seductive laugh, from the man Hidan had thought to be asleep. He tilted his head upward in order to see Kakuzu's face, wide awake and mildly amused.
"You've been awake the whole time? I can't believe you! Why the hell did you decide that it would be fucking cool to just break all of my ribs, with a death lock of a hug?" Hidan shouted angrily at Kakuzu, who just smirked back at Hidan as if nothing were wrong.
Kakuzu pulled Hidan forward into a hot and wet, good morning kiss. Then he quick replied; "You were trying to run away from me, and that's truly unacceptable!"
Not being able to help it, Hidan blushed a deep crimson, shocked at Kakuzu's blunt possessiveness.
"Y-you have to let me go now" Hidan whispered in such a quiet voice that Kakuzu had to lean in, just to be able to hear him. "I have a mission."
Kakuzu's eyes narrowed in anger as he gritted his teeth into a rage filled snarl. He jumped out of bed and stomped over to their bedroom door.
"Don't you dare leave this room Hidan, it is only two fucking days till Christmas and I forbid you to do a mission and miss spending Christmas in bed with me!" Kakuzu exclaimed in a shear burst of anger.
(Wow, he sure knows what he wants, now doesn't he?)
Kakuzu then stomped out of the room, leaving Hidan sitting on the bed, with a very confused look displayed on his face.
Kakuzu's POV
'Why did the leader assign Hidan a mission right before Christmas? I will sort this mess out with Pein and then go back to the room and take Hidan so hard that he can't walk until after Christmas!' Thought Kakuzu as he walked to Pein's office.
When Kakuzu finally arrived at the office, he immediately noticed two things; the door had been left open and the leader was just sitting calmly at his desk, as if Pein knew that he would come to argue when he found out about Hidan's mission.
"What the hell is going on here? Why send Hidan out on a mission this time of the year?" Kakuzu demanded before he even reached the leaders desk.
The leader just stared at Kakuzu calmly, as if he hadn't even heard him make even the slightest sound.
After a few moments of staring back at Pein, Kakuzu finally got an answer back from him; "Both Hidan and Itachi are to report to this special mission. They will be back in a little bit under five short hours, the sooner they leave, the sooner they can get back to their 'loven Holiday'"
Kakuzu went silent, unsure just how to reply. After sometime Kakuzu simply nodded and left the leaders office without another word, heading back to his lover.
'That was weird.' Kakuzu thought as he slowly trudged back to his and Hidans bedroom. 'How in the world would Pein know exactly how long Hidan (and Itachi) will be gone for this mission?'
Normal POV
Hidan slowly stuffed some supplies for his mission into a small backpack. Sighing, Hidan flopped down on the king sized bed which filled about a quarter of their room. He glanced over at the small (and yet so cleverly hidden) black box, which sat in a covered corner.
'What in the mind of Jashin should I do with the present? Shit, I wanted to be able to give it to him Christmas morning!" Hidan thought in frustration.
After yet another large sigh, Hidan stood up, put his Akatsuki coat on and slung the small backpack over his shoulder. "I guess that it will have to wait until I get back." Hidan whispered quietly. "Jashin, please don't let this be a long mission."
Just then, the bedroom door opened and in walked Kakuzu, who still wore a slightly aggravated look on his face.
Without any warning what so ever, Kakuzu walked over to Hidan, pushed him backwards and proceeded to give him several very suggestive kisses.
"W-wait!" Hidan managed to moan out between each of the kisses. Hidan's reaction made Kakuzu stay still and simply stare deeply into Hidans eyes.
"We can't do this right now, I have a mission." Hidan explained in a more than flustered voice.
'Please, I beg of you, don't make me refuse you!' Hidan thought desperately.
Kakuzu just simply frowned at Hidan for a short few moments, before a smirk found its way to Kakuzu's lips. He lent down beside Hidan's ear and tenderly whispered in his deep and very masculine voice,
"You're mine; you can't ever run away from me."
Hidan blushed into a shade of dark red, but before he could even open his mouth to answer, the door opens once more. Without hesitation, Itachi walked into the room and quickly stopped just before the bed. "It is time that we are going." He stated before pushing Kakuzu, (who at this point was pretty much in shock) off Hidan and then proceeded to pull the smaller member of the "zombie like" couple out of the open door.
Kakuzu just laid on the bed, in complete shock for a long while, before shaking his head back and forth a few times and mumbling angrily; "Look like you get off easy this time Hidan. When you get back, I will personally make it so you wouldn't be able to run off with someone else!" (Lol, jealous Kakuzu)
And there you have it; the seventh chapter of Love's a Drug! I hope to hear your comments through reviews!
