Love's a Drug
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters, but the story is mine, because I wrote it! (Which hopefully you know by the eighth chapter!)
Note from author: Okay chapter number 8! This is a very LARGE accomplishment, so tell me what you think of this chapter! I hope to here from you, cause this is the longest chapter yet!
"Fuck Itachi! Stop pulling me along as if I was a freaking rag doll!" Hidan yelled at the top of his lungs.
Itachi just let go of Hidan and simply ignored his rude comments. This unfortunately, did nothing but fuel Hidan's rage."You didn't even let me grab my bag, of how about my fucking weapon?" (Is it just me or does Hidan get more railed up when he isn't with Kakuzu?)
Itachi calmly turned around and looked Hidan straight in the eyes, before simply stating; "You will not need any of your possessions, this is not a fighting sort of mission."
Hidan just gave him a puzzling look, before finally retaliating; "What the hell do you mean? This isn't a fighting sorta mission! What other fucking kinds of missions are there?"
Instead of answering, Itachi turned back around and started walking away from Hidan. "W-wait, I deserve a fucking explanation!" Hidan called as he dashed toward his 'comrade'.
"This is a mission that was selected for us because of our 'status' with our 'partners'." Itachi simply stated as he picked up his slow pace and started to glide forward.
Hidan blushed, and followed Itachi without another word of complaint. 'What the heck does our status with our partner's man? Shit, why can't he just say what he means, I don't understand any of this!' Hidan thought in frustration.
Just then, Itachi stopped in front of a large and narrow black door, which was located next to the bases exit. "Wait, we're not even gonna leave the freaking base?" Hidan blurted out in surprise.
Itachi did not bother to answer Hidan, instead he just opened the door and stepped inside. Hidan stopped and stared through the open door, unsure if it would be wise to follow.
The room was normal, from what Hidan could see. There was a small bed that was covered with a thin black sheet, a nightstand with a lamp and a very large wooden box which sat in the middle of the strange room. After staring from the hallway for several minutes, Hidan took a deep breath and stepped into the room.
He quickly took several steps into the room, towards the box. "What the heck is this?" Hidan murmured aloud.
"IT's our mission." A voice said from behind Hidan, causing him to jump.
Hidan turned around just in time to see Itachi close the door. "Now let us get started, we have a lot of things to do." Itachi stated as he joined Hidan in front of the box.
Hidan stood limply as he watched Itachi open the large wooden box, revealing many different see through containers of strange coloured liquids.
For a few moments both Itachi and Hidan just stared quietly at the purple, green and silver liquids, until Hidan broke the silence with a question; "Just what is our mission and don't ya avoid the question Itachi!" (Yes Hidan. Take control of your confusion.)
"Our mission is to test out these herbal remedies and sort them." Itachi explained without hesitation.
'Then what the hell was all that crap you were talking about earlier?' Though Hidan, but he didn't bother saying anything more and slowly got to work.
Kakuzu's POV.
Kakuzu lie on his and Hidan's bed, waiting for his masochistic and foul mouthed lover to return from his mission. 'It's two days until Christmas and Hidan is out on a mission, how the hell could he be so selfish and leave me all alone and go off with that fucking Uchiha!' Kakuzu thought angrily. (Aw, he's sulking)
Not being able to lay there and do nothing any longer, Kakuzu jumped off of the bed and marched out of the room, heading towards the living room. When he arrived he noticed Sasori sitting on the couch, reading a book. Quickly walking over, Kakuzu sat down beside him, crossed his arms and stared up at the ceiling.
A few minutes after Kakuzu arrived, Sasori looked up from his book and gave him a questioning look. "You haven't come to the living room in this bad a mood since you decided to declare your feeling for Hidan in front of everyone. What is your problem this time?" Sasori asked in a monotone voice.
Kakuzu sighed loudly before looking at Sasori and simply asking; "Are you and Deidara spending Christmas together?"
Sasori stared back at Kakuzu for a few moments before standing up and walking towards the door. "I think there is something you need to see."
Kakuzu hopped up off of the couch and proceeded to follow Sasori out the living room and through the base. They soon stopped in front of a black closed door. "What is this place?" Kakuzu questioned.
"This was Hidan's mission."Sasori explained before opening the door, revealing Hidan and Itachi who were huddled over a box, both laughing historically. (Yes very creepy thought; Itachi laughing like he lost his mind.)
Normal POV.
Kakuzu pushed past Sasori and ran straight toward Hidan and, only then did he notice the vials of strange coloured liquids, (most of which were half full) lying open in the wooden crate.
Kakuzu quickly picked up a vial and examined the continence, "These are drugs!" Kakuzu barked in anger, turning toward the doorway only to see that Sasori had long left.
"Damn it!" Kakuzu cursed under his breath. "How the hell did you wined up with this mission?"
In response, Hidan just let out a drunken giggle. 'What the fuck is wrong with me? Why did I freaking giggle at Kakuzu!" Hidan's (Very much aware of the situation) subconscious screamed inside his head.
Without saying another word, Kakuzu flung Hidan over one of his shoulders and preceded to carry Hidan out of the room in such a fashion.
"W-wah? Where we gonin' ta?" Hidan squeaked out as they left the room and marched down the hallway.
"I'm taking you back to our room and then I'm going to find the leader and kill him!" Kakuzu answered in an enraged voice.
No more words were spoken and in just minutes, they were both back at their room. Kakuzu simply threw Hidan down on the bed and turned towards the door, heading for the leaders office.
"W-wait" Hidan stuttered out before Kakuzu could reach the door.
Kakuzu turned and looked at Hidan, who was seductively sprawled out on the bed. Hidan crawled forward in a cat like posture, blushing at his own movements."I need you here with me, so much more then Pein needs you." Hidan whispered quickly adding on another line with a pout after a brief pause; "Unless you would rather him over me?"
All Kakuzu was able to do was shake his head no, and walk forward to pull Hidan into a passionate kiss. Hidan moaned and pulled Kakuzu backwards until Kakuzu was fully on top of him.
Kakuzu raked his hands over Hidans body, tearing off his shirt and rubbing against his hard-on. Gasping, Hidan broke their kiss and tugged at Kakuzu's cloak. "Strip fa meh, lover-boy" Hidan slurred.
Kakuzu groaned inward when he heard Hidan's hot, drunken teasing. He sat up and pulled off what was left of his head gear,(Hidan had ripped the mask off while kissing him) but before he could strip off anything else, Hidan sprang forward and sat himself on top of Kakuzu's lap. He tore off Kakuzu's cloak and shirt in one swift movement, revealing his six-pack and firm muscled chest.
Hidan moved forward in a rocking motion to give Kakuzu a sloppy, wet kiss and to successfully place himself over Kakuzu's clothed erection. They both moaned from the stimulation and (not being able to take it any more) Kakuzu pushed Hidan down onto the bed.
Both sets of pants and bowers were quickly removed and without another moment of hesitation, Kakuzu penetrated.
Hidan screamed out in both pain and pleasure, rapping his arms around Kakuzu and digging his nails into his back. Grunting, Kakuzu started a hard and frantic thrusting pattern, and grabbed a hold of Hidan's hand, pinning them onto the bed frame.
It wasn't long before Hidan let out a screech of ecstasy and came violently. Kakuzu gave one last hard trust before he came within Hidan and collapsed on top of him.
Hidan automatically fell asleep, curling up as close as he could get to Kakuzu. Yet Kakuzu remained awake, staring at Hidan and surveying the damage.
All of the sudden the backboard of the bed frame cracked in two and fell apart. At this; Kakuzu laughed while he slung a protective arm over Hidan. He smirked and as he drifted off into a peaceful slumber only one thought ran through his head; 'For sex that violent, passionate and pleasurable, I would buy a new bed frame for every time!'