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I'm not good with writing scenes and such, so I make up for it with dialouge. NO JUDGING

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Shepard woke up to the sound of footsteps, soft talking, and sounds of flowing water coming from the bathroom. The blue light from the fish tank was burning her eyes. There was a light scent of leather, medicine, and vodka coming from every direction.

"I didn't know if I should have woken her up. Last night she was very… loose"

"Did well. No signs of head trauma or anything. Not likely to have a concussion. More likely to have a throbbing hangover."

Mordin? Why was he here, why the hell did Thane let him in anyway. And who the fuck was still in the bathroom? OW! Why did her head hurt? There was a throbbing sensation toward the back of her skull and the room felt like it was spinning. Hangover? She didn't drink that much, only on special occasions.

"Oh shit" she muttered lightly, "Thane, did I get wasted last night?"

"Siha!" he exclaimed, walking toward the bed "How are you feeling?"

"Like shit, thank you very much. My head is pounding…"

Thane chuckled, it was a low rumbling sound that made her hairs stand up, "You were a little intoxicated, and some time during the night, you decided that your desk was a boat and you were a pirate. So you jumped on top of it, but sadly missed the landing. That might explain the bruise on your neck."

"A pirate?" Shepard face was now turning a deep shade of red "Did I say something?"

"Yes, you yelled at the top of your lungs that your desk was your ship and your plan was to take over the free world… Then you added that I would be your first mate, but you would hide all my underwear."

She covered her face with her hands, trying desperately to hide her embarrassment, "Thane, I am so sorry you had to see me like that"

"An apology is not needed Siha, I do not wear underwear anyway"

Did he just say-

"Woah, green-guy. I can't handle that after last night," Joker made his way out of the bathroom "Sorry Commander, I had to take a piss. I was with you last night, you downed two bottles of vodka and three bottles of what you called 'mystery mix'. You were totally hammered. And some very unnecessary things about your encounter with Thane, I might add. Lucky for me he saved my ass. I didn't stay much longer. He dealt with your drunken adventures ."

Oh god, She had told Joker about her time with Thane before they attacked. It wasn't something to be ashamed of, but Joker had a reputation for saying things he shouldn't. "Joker can you-"

"No worries Commander. I don't want to remember anything you said to me. It's now locked away in that tiny part of my brain that keep all my horrible secrets. I won't tell the crew what they already don't know." She smiled and mouthed 'Thank you', he nodded and headed towards the door, "Oh and Shepard? You better pick your favorite damn store on the Citadel. You have about four of them."

Once Joker left Mordin started to ramble on and on about the meds he had just given her. Something about, take them once an hour to make the headache go away and her hangover would disappear. To be honest, she was distracted. Thane has taken a seat next to on the bed and was stroking her hair lightly. While Mordin babbled on about her liver, she nodded and pretended to listen. Thane was distracting her with his perfectness. She couldn't wait until Mordin left.

"Shepard, did you get all of that?" Mordin asked raising a brow, "Very crucial information, do not want you to-"

"Mordin, Thane and I heard you both, thank you for your help" She tried to get him to leave as nicely as she could "We need to discuss some personal matters. I don't want you to-"

"Ah, say no more. Ointment for rash is on your desk. Be in the lab when you need me."

Shepard waited for the doors to close before, speaking

"So you really don't wear underwear?"

"No, I do not. Unfortunately my pants are too tight" He gave her a small smile, "That won't be an issue will it?"

"Um….. I just wanted to tell you that you have made me turned three different shades of red today, thank you very much." She moved her eyes away from him "I need to ask you something…'

"Anything, Siha." He kissed her forehead. She almost forgot what she was about to say.

"Why aren't you wearing a shirt?" She didn't mind at all, it was very enjoyable to look at his hot abs and perfectly chiseled body. All those gods he prays too must have given him a little 'Gracias', "I didn't say anything when Joker and Mordin were here, but…. You are shirtless."

He grasped her hand, sending a chill up her arm. Every time he touched her it felt like magic. Shepard had a hard time realizing that this perfect drell was all hers.

"Is that a problem?"

"For right now, its not."

He smiled a gave her a kiss. Her mouth tasted like badly flavored cherry medicine, "I love you Siha."

"I love you too."

The forgot the rest of the world and blissfully found peace in each other