The way to your heart Ch.6
(Warning! Contains some serious hints of future yaoi, and a little bit of yaoi within itself *wink* *wink*)
"So where are we going, un?" Deidara asked as he and Hidan walked towards the building's entrance.
"Hehe, it's a surprise." Hidan smiled, holding the door open for Deidara, causing the blonde to smile in thanks. They walked through the parking lot stopping at Hidan's bike.
"Are we going to take your police bike, un?" Deidara asked, staring nervously at the item in question.
"Hells yea, it's fast, smooth, and it's also a great way to get through traffic. You wouldn't believe the look on people's faces when I ride up on the sidewalk, it's so funny you should see them as they scatter." Hidan said straddling his bike and handing Deidara the spare helmet while he slipped on his own.
"What? You ride up on the sidewalk?" Deidara squeaked taking a step back from the bike and it's potentially crazy rider. The look on Deidara's face caused Hidan to burst out laughing.
"Relax it's just a joke, I would never ride my bike up on a sidewalk…if I hit someone they might scratch the paint."
"Uhhh….." Deidara said taking yet another step back.
"HAHA! Relax you know I was just kidding, now are ya coming or not?" Hidan said still trying to get over his fit of laughter. Deidara studied the helmet being held out to him nervously.
"I don't know, un." At this Hidan removed his helmet-amazingly his hair was still perfect-and shot Deidara a sad look.
"Awe, come on Deidara don't you trust me?" Hidan asked with cheesy false innocence, causing the one before him to lighten up a bit.
"I repeat, I don't know, un." Deidara said smiling. Both just continued to stare at each other Hidan making funny pouty faces, while Deidara tried to control his constant grinning.
"Fine, un." Deidara said taking the helmet and getting on the bike behind the triumphantly glowing Jashinist.
"Hold on tight!" Hidan called as he started the bike, the sudden loud roar startled the blonde causing him to wrap his arms tightly around the silver haired man's waist. Although Deidara couldn't see it, Hidan was grinning broadly from under his helmet. They took off out of the parking lot, Hidan popping a wheelie while Deidara hung on for dear life. But what neither of them knew was that a certain redhead had been looking out the window watching them the whole time.
'Deidara looked terrified, Hidan better not wreck or I swear I'll superglue his mouth and nostrils shut and watch him suffocate,' Sasori thought with nothing but pure malice.
"Sasori." Said redhead turned around to see who had called his name. Konan stood before him wearing a black strapless near ankle length dress with black high heels, it seemed to have been made out of a soft silky like material because it flowed gracefully around her every time she moved.
"What are you still doing here, you got off an hour ago?" Konan asked.
"I traded shifts with Kisame for rounds tonight, and I'm just about to leave, what are you still doing here?" Sasori asked studying the woman's unusual outfit, not only was she dressed nice but her hair was out of its usual bun, instead it was done in lose curls reaching down just a little bit below her shoulders, and of course she still had her signature white silk rose pinned up into her hair. All and all she looked really good, Sasori felt happy for Pein that he was with such a strong, caring, beautiful woman, he only hoped that one day he would have someone like that.
"Pein and I have plans tonight, and I didn't know that you and Kisame had traded shifts." Konan said putting a hand on her hip.
"Sorry Kisame came and cleared it with me not 30 minutes ago, you were still getting ready so I thought it best not to disturb you." Pein said coming up from behind Konan and wrapping his arm around her waist, causing the blue haired woman to smile slightly. It was no secret that they were together, but when they were working they tried very hard to keep their business and personal lives separate, although Sasori did accidently walk in on them once in the past. They were in Pein's office and let's just say that Sasori now knows that Pein's face isn't the only place he's pierced. XD
"I wish you had told me, I need to know who's available should there be an emergency." Konan frowned.
"Don't worry I've already taken care of everything. Kisame, Itachi, and Kakuzu are taking the night shift, Sasori here has rounds and everyone else is off." Pein smiled pulling Konan a little closer.
"Fine." She blushed ^/^
"Ehem." Sasori said, claiming the attention of the pair before him.
"If you don't mind I'll be going now." Sasori said turning to leave. As he stepped out into the warm spring air he looked up at the sky enjoying the suns soft ray, while he walked he let his mind wander. It was a Friday night, there was going to be a full moon, and Hidan was on the loose. Hopefully nothing to bad would happen tonight.
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"Laser tag, un?" Deidara asked staring up at the bright colored building before him.
"Yea, have you ever been?" Hidan asked shutting off his bike.
"Yes just once with my friend Tobi, but I hate to admit it wasn't much fun. The shots were too easy and the place was really crowded." Deidara said taking off his jacket to reveal his deep blue button up shirt over dark colored low ride jeans. He was so glad that he always kept a spare change of clothes in his desk at work, otherwise he would've had to have gone home to change out of his police uniform, although he didn't really like this shirt, it fit him to near perfection which would normally be a good thing but the shirt was made out of a thick material. So rather than showing off his muscular chest it made him look curvy and tended to make even more people think he was a girl. It wasn't his first choice for a date shirt but it was the only spare he had, and thanks to a certain redheaded police officer (who shall remain nameless ^^) he was going out tonight without anytime to properly prepare.
"Well don't worry, it's hard not to have fun when I'm around." Hidan grinned, he had also changed out of his uniform, he was wearing tight black jeans that gave his legs a slim but tough look with a black motorcycle jacket and of course no shirt. He wore his jacket like he wore his police shirt, half way unzipped so it showed off most of his smooth muscled chest and gave a nice peak at his well-defined six pack, which Deidara had to admit was impressive. Both made their way inside the building only for the blonde to be temporarily blinded by the bright flashing neon lights. They walked up to the front where a man who appeared to be in his early 30's stood behind the counter and was completely decked out in glow-in-the-dark apparel. His bright multicolored shirt, along with his neon glowing face paint made it hard for Deidara to look at him. He smiled at the pair walked up, his eyes lingering on Deidara.
"Hello, welcome to 'Lazer Kraze' my name is Devin, how may I help you?" He said a bit more friendly than necessary.
"We'd like 3 rounds for 2 people." Hidan said.
"Alright, that will be $22.37." Deidara started to reach for his wallet when a hand stopped him.
"Don't even think about it, I'm paying for this." Hidan said smiling as he took out his own wallet and paid the man. Deidara simply smiled, putting away his wallet. While his hands were by his pockets he made sure that his gun and badge were secure by inconspicuously brushing his hand by their hiding places, if something went wrong while they were out he needed to be ready.
"And here's you change sir." Devin said as he handed Hidan his money. "So are you and your young lady friend here on a date?" Deidara looked at the man, who smiled and winked at the blonde, while Hidan only chuckled at his dates annoyed expression.
"Um, you're only half right." Hidan said.
"Oh, so you 2 aren't on a date?" Devin said hope clear in his voice.
"No actually it's quite the opposite." Deidara said putting a hand on his hip, which caused Hidan and the man called Devin to stare.
"We are on a date, but I'm a guy, un."
"NO WAY!"
"Strange that's the same reaction I had when I found out." Hidan stated looking around at all the faces that had turned to stare at the man's loud outburst.
"Well apart from the fact that you also cursed to high heaven." Deidara reminded him, waving a hand in front of Devin's face trying to snap the man out of his shocked state.
"Huh…what happened?" Devin said coming to.
"Well let's see, un." Deidara began putting a finger to his cheek. "My date and I came in and ordered 3 rounds for 2 people, you attempted to hit on me, found out I was a guy, and then went into a state of temporary shock. What do you think Hidan? Does it sound like it got everything, un?" Deidara said turning to his silver haired companion who was fighting back laughter.
"Yea sounds about right to me." Hidan grinned.
"…"
"Sir, un?" Deidara asked, nervous that the man had gone into another state of shock.
"…"
"Yo dude! Wake up!" Hidan nearly shouted causing most of the faces within a 10ft radius to once again turn in their direction.
"…Oh! Sorry about that man…its just… it's hard to believe that such a beautiful creature could possibly be a guy." Devin sad hanging his head in sadness.
"Um…thanks, un?"
"Ok, ok if we're done chatting now can we just get our stuff so we can begin?" Hidan said starting to get irritated.
"Yes of course!" the man said rushing to gather their gear. Hidan only frowned stepping closer to Deidara.
"Here you go." Devin said handing them their vests and guns. "Now are you familiar with how to play?"
"Yes." Hidan said, slipping on his vest.
"Would you like some help with your vest?" Devin asked Deidara looking the blonde up and down, apparently gender didn't matter with this guy and he was really starting to irritate Hidan.
"No, un I'm fine."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes we're sure!" Hidan snapped, grabbing the blondes hand and leading him away towards the tag area.
"Hidan are you alright, un?" Deidara asked.
"Yea I'm fine I just don't like it when pervs like him hit on people who clearly aren't interested."
"What makes you think I wasn't interested, un?" Hidan O.O
"Haha! I was just kidding, un!" Deidara laughed.
"Oh I'm so going to get you back for that." Hidan grinned lifting up his gun to playfully smack the blonde on the shoulder.
"Loser buys dinner, un?" Deidara grinned.
"Deal."
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Now where are they…aha! Sasori thought as he watched Hidan with Deidara pull into a parking lot. He looked up reading the name on the building 'Lazer Kraze, tsk, great choice for a date Hidan' he thought as he parked the car as far from the entrance as possible. Even though the car was unmarked and he was dressed as a civilian-ripped jeans and a tight black t-shirt ^/^-that didn't mean Hidan or Deidara couldn't recognize it. Sasori took a few minutes to study the parking lot, it was about half way full. In a way that was a good thing because while Sasori was just 'passing through' making sure everything was alright if it was crowded Hidan and Deidara wouldn't be able to see him but on the other hand Sasori may not be able to find the pair…N-Not that he cared, after all he was just passing through. The second Sasori walked through the door he immediately hated the place. It was loud, painfully bright with all its flashing lights and to top it all off the place was practically packed, although most of the crowd seemed to be in the arcade
Great now how am I supposed to find them? Sasori thought. He made his way over to the front counter where a man stood behind it fully dressed in bright colors. He was resting his head on his arms over the counter, a sorrowful look on his face. Something told Sasori that he should check this out.
"Hey are you alright?" Sasori asked, not really caring but it was his job to make sure nothing was wrong.
"Yea, my heart just hurts, for I just lost the love of my life."
"Oooookay….I'll be going now." Sasori said turning to leave
"Fine, most beautiful blonde I've ever seen and it has to be a guy." He mumbled burying his head in his arms.
"Excuse me what was that?" Sasori said suddenly spinning around.
"Hmm? Oh yea, about 10 minutes ago the most captivating blonde I've ever seen walks in here with her date, she had an extraordinary figure and had the bluest eyes I've seen but then it turns out 'she' is a 'he' I'm so devastated." 'Beautiful blonde that turned out to be a guy, that must be Deidara.' Sasori thought.
"Uh, so, where did he go?" Sasori nonchalantly asked.
"Probably doesn't even matter if I tell you, his date was this scary looking silver haired guy who looked like he'd kill you if you got to close."
"I'll take my chances." Sasori said, crossing his arms.
"Fine it's your funeral dude. Last I saw he was playing laser tag with his date over there." Devin said pointing in the appropriate direction.
"Thanks." Sasori said walking away.
"Hey man if you want to get into the laser tag area then you have to pay for a game." Devin said 'Damn' Sasori thought.
"Fine, how much for a game?" Sasori asked clearly irritated.
"$8 for one game, $15 for 2, and $18 for 3."
"I'll just do one." Sasori said paying the man, as Devin handed him his vest and gun.
"Thanks." Sasori mumbled as he walked away.
"Hey man, if you get his number could you let me copy it down?" Devin yelled after Sasori.
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"Ha! Now we're all tied up!" Hidan cheered as he once again nailed Deidara with a perfect shot causing the blondes vest to light up as an indication that he'd been hit.
"We have one game left and there is no way I'm going to lose twice, un." Deidara smiled, he was having a great time, Hidan wasn't the type to just let him win so that meant this game was nowhere close to easy. Add that to the fact that they were both skilled in shooting and evasion and buddy you've got a game that was, well….pretty freakin' hilarious. Both of them would hide around corners careful to look before they moved, always lining up their shots with near perfect speed and precision. There was a small crowd gathering who had stopped what they were doing to watch the pair.
"Ok there is one game left, we both have one win, and I'm taking you down." Hidan said slinging his gun over his shoulder.
"Oh very unlikely, un." Deidara said playfully.
"Um…excuse me." Came a small voice from behind Deidara . Said blonde looked down to find a short little dark haired girl with 4 others, all of who were dressed in laser tag vests and appeared to be 6 or 7 years of age.
"Um yes, un?" Deidara smiled.
"Uh...my friends and I were wondering if we could play with you guys." The girl said shyly.
"Oh, well what do you think Hidan should we let this cute little girl and her friends play with us, un?" Deidara asked.
"Hmm, I don't know." Hidan said grinning. "Do you think that they can keep up?"
"Oh we'll go easy on them, un."
"Really! Thanks!" The little girl smiled.
"So what's your name sweetie?" Hidan asked.
"I'm Yislain, and these are my friends Yuri, Gwendal, Gunter, and Wolfram." She said pointing out each one in turn.
"It's very nice to meet you Yislain, I'm Deidara and this here is my friend Hidan." Deidara said.
"Ok, enough with the introductions who's ready to play?" Hidan asked which caused all of the kids to cheer in agreement.
"Ok so what do you say we split up into 2 teams, un?"
"Ok!" Yislain said, immediately grabbing onto Deidara's hand.
"I'm with Deidara!" She said. She then reached over and grabbed the hand of her friend she'd pointed out as Wolfram.
"So you 3 wanna be with me?" Hidan asked the remaining kids.
"Sure." The one called Gwendal said, a frown on his face, he seemed like the type of person who'd be mad about anything.
"Ok let's begin!" Yislain shouted raising her gun and shooting Hidan.
"Hey! I'm going to get you for that." Hidan smiled as he raised his gun, signaling everyone else to scatter and hide.
"WE WON! WE WON!" Yislain cheered jumping up and down in victory.
"We sure did, un. High five!" Deidara smiled, as the young girl high fived his hand.
"Great game." Hidan said walking over. He had to admit that it was a pretty close game, in the end it was Yislain vs. Hidan both with one shot left, she was hiding around a corner and didn't see Hidan coming up behind her, so Hidan being the surprisingly big softy he is coughed and alerted her to his presents, where she promptly took aim and fired, winning the game for herself and her team.
"Hey do you guys wanna play another game?" The boy called Yuri said.
"Sorry can't, me and blondie here have other things we have to do." Hidan said putting his hand on Deidara's shoulder.
"AWWW!" The kids whined in unison.
"Sorry, un, but we have to go we're out of games anyway." Deidara said as Yislain held onto his hand.
"Why don't you guys try finding someone else to play with?" Hidan suggested.
"Fine." Yislain said giving up.
"So you think you'll ever come back?" Deidara asked.
"One's life is not thought out, we do not know where we'll be nor where we'll go, we can only travel the road we are on not diverge to the path one wishes to take." Yislain said.
"…Un?"
"I don't know, it's up to my mom." She said.
"Okay, does she always talk like that?" Hidan asked the boy name Gunter.
"Sometimes, we've considered her being on crack but then we realized she's crazy not stupid." Gunter replied.
"….Alright, well by everyone." Deidara said as he and Hidan walked away.
Hmm, they're leaving I'd better hurry up and get out of here. Sasori thought as he watched the pair leave from behind a corner.
"Hey, mister." Sasori looked down to see who had called his attention, it was that little girl who had been playing with Deidara and Hidan.
"What is it?"
"Would you like to play a game with us?" She asked.
"Sorry kid not right now, I've got to be going." Sasori said turning to leave.
"Awe, come one you still haven't used up all your hits yet." She said a sad look on her face.
"…Fine, but make it quick I'm in a hurry."
"ATTACK!"
"What the…" Sasori yelped as he was tackled to the ground by the girl and the rest of her friends, all of whom were shooting at Sasori with no mercy.
Oh this is just perfect! Sasori thought, flinching as kids one by one jumped onto his back.
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"So where are we going now, un?" Deidara asked as he climbed onto Hidan's motorcycle behind the silver haired man.
"Sorry what did you say?" Hidan asked, starting the bike.
"I said where are we going next, un?" Deidara said trying to speak over the roar of the bike.
"What! I can't hear you the bikes to loud!" Hidan laughed as he took off out of the parking lot, while Deidara once again wrapped his arms around the man's waist.
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Damn brats. Sasori thought as he walked out of the building rubbing his head. It was a good 5 minutes before someone came and collected those kids, and needless to say Sasori was officially ticked. Not only had Sasori been attacked by an opponent he couldn't fight back to but now he'd lost sight of Hidan and Deidara. Sasori climbed back into his car feeling discourage, when suddenly his police radio crackled to life.
"Any available units please be advised, we need someone to head down to the fair grounds, there's been a call about a drunken disturbance, person in question is believed to be violent but harmless."
'Fair grounds? Damn, that's close which means I'll have to check it out.' Sasori thought starting the car and heading off to take care of the call.
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"Hidan, can I please take off my blindfold now, un?" Deidara asked as Hidan stopped and turned off the bike. Shortly after they had left the laser tag place Hidan had pulled over to the side of the road and told Deidara to cover up his eyes, giving him a blindfold. He had insisted that he wouldn't need the blindfold saying he would simply just keep his eyes closed, but the silver haired man wasn't hearing it, determined to keep where they were going a surprise, so Deidara conceded and put on the blindfold. Now that they had stopped, the blonde was hoping he'd finally be able to take the damn thing off.
"Yea sure, feel free." Hidan said, in the background Deidara could hear laughter and other loud noises as if they were in a large crowded area. He removed the blindfold and looked around his eyes widening.
"Hidan, un."
"Hmm? Yes Dei, what do you think?"
"This…is….AWESOME!" They were at the fair! Deidara couldn't help but smile, he hadn't been since he was much younger always having been busy or not having known it was going on until it was too late.
"I'm glad you like it, I read in the newspaper this morning that this was here for the weekend so I thought it would be a good idea to come and check it out." Hidan smiled glad that the blonde had liked his surprise.
"Come on let's go, un!" Deidara cheered as he grabbed Hidan's hand and pulled him along, while Hidan only smiled at his companion's child like behavior.
As they walked further into the crowd Deidara was mesmerized by all that there was to do, games, rides, and all the different foods! Deidara made a beeline for the candy stand.
"One please, un." Deidara said to the woman behind the counter.
"Make that 2." Hidan said reaching for his wallet, only this time he was the one to have a hand stop him.
"Don't even think about it, un, it's my turn to pay for something." Deidara said handing over his money.
"Deidara don't you remember our deal, loser pays for dinner and I lost." Hidan stated.
"Yea, that was our deal but you didn't really lose, I saw what you did, you let that little girl bet you, un." Deidara smiled.
"Y-You saw that?" Hidan smiled sheepishly.
"Yes, I never knew you were such a big softy, un."
"Don't mention it…seriously don't, I have a reputation to protect." Hidan said taking the cotton candy as it was handed to them, giving one to Deidara.
"Reputation? You mean as a foul mouthed, masochistic, Jashinist who's only goal in life seems to be constantly annoying the hell out of people, un?"
"Exactly." Hidan stated taking a bite out of his sugary treat.
"Haha, I guess that's why I'm having so much fun tonight, un, and I've actually been wondering about that. Ever since we left the police station you haven't uttered one curse word, why is that?"
"Ah, well, that's simple, I'm just determined to be on my best behavior so hopefully you'll want to go out with me again." Hidan answered.
"Oh, so constantly doing wheelies while I'm riding with you, knowing you're terrifying the living day lights out of me is being on your best behavior, un?"
"Yep."
"Good to know, un." Deidara smiled as he dug into his cotton candy, enjoying the sweet sensation as it melted on his tongue (A/N: That's my favorite part about cotton candy, I love how it feels as it melts in my mouth, well that and the nice flavor, the bright colors, and when I eat too much I tend to get so hyper you'd think I was on something *kukuku* ok enough rambling back to the story). They continued on through the fair, playing games, going on rides, and snacking on endless foods, at one point Hidan even won Deidara a small stuffed animal at the dunking booth game, nailing the target on his first try.
"Congrats sir! You've won, now which prize would you like?" The man manning the booth said gesturing to the stack of prize on the shelves behind him.
"Hmmm, give me that one." Hidan said pointing to the item in question, the man then handed over a small stuffed bird.
"Here, this is for you." Hidan said as he gave Deidara the stuffed animal.
"Thanks, un!" Deidara smiled as he held the bird to his chest. They moved through the fair having a great time until finally it was starting to get late and the pair both felt it was soon going to be time to start heading home. Deidara was determined to go on one more ride and had managed to convince Hidan to join him. Deidara pulled Hidan along with him intent on making they're last ride a good one, when suddenly Deidara found just what he'd been looking for. Thankfully because it was so late there weren't many people in line, so as soon as they started loading more people on Deidara and Hidan were able to get on without having to wait very long. As the Ferris wheel started turning and going higher and higher Deidara leaned over the side, enjoying great view of the fair grounds. He'd always loved Ferris wheels, mainly because of the awesome view that always came with being at the top, the ride had to have been at least 60ft high.
"Isn't this view beautiful, un?" Deidara asked excitedly.
"Yea, it is but I know of something more beautiful." Hidan said slipping an arm around Deidara's shoulder, causing the blonde to blush. Hidan began to lean closer, gently taking the blondes chin in his free hand, turning Deidara's face so he could look into the other's deep crystal blue eyes.
'Oh no! What do I do, what do I do?' Deidara screamed in his mind. 'I don't know if I'm ready for this, I mean I really do like Hidan I had a great time tonight but I'm not sure I'm ready to kiss him!' Hidan's lips were less than an inch away. 'Think, think, think Deidara! How can I stop this without hurting Hidan's feelings?' Suddenly the ride slammed to a stop, causing both Hidan and Deidara to be jerked onto the safety bar in front of them. That works. Deidara thought.
"HEY WHATS GOING ON HERE?"
"START THE RIDE UP!"
"GET US DOWN!" From all over the ride shouts could be heard coming from the irritated passengers. Deidara looked down, they were at the very top so he could see everyone below. Thankfully there weren't too many people on, the ride seemed to be less than half full.
BOOM! Deidara looked down at the control station, there was a large amount of smoke coming from the control box and there was a large group of people surrounding it trying to get it under control.
"Damn!" Hidan cursed. "I always had a feeling that one day I'd get a call about one of these damn machines breaking down with people trapped aboard, I just never thought I'd be on it while it happened. Suddenly the Ferris wheel began to violently shake, screams of terror could be heard all around. Deidara held tightly onto the side of his seat while Hidan began to climb down out of his.
"Hidan, un! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"I'm going to climb down and see if I can do something to help, you stay here I'll fix this as soon as I can." Deidara watched in horror as Hidan began to climb down the side of the ride, nearly screaming when the silver haired man temporarily lost his footing and almost fell to his death. In the end he made it safely to the ground running over to the control station determined to get this situation taken care of.
"AAHHHHHHH!" A high pitched squeal pierced the air as the ride gave another violent tremor. Deidara looked down, seeing a sight that made his face turn white and his blood run cold. About 4 seats away from his there was a little girl clinging to her seat for dear life, her safety bar had come undone and she was about to fall out of her seat!
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Damn drunken bastards! Sasori thought as he watched the drunken man from the call be loaded into a police cruiser. When the redhead had arrived he'd come onto a scene where a man who was clearly drunk off his rocker was being detained by a couple of the fairs security guards, hands cuffed behind him on a folding chair, waiting for the police to show up.
"I'm officer Akasuna, I received a call about a drunken disturbance." He said showing his badge to one of the security men.
"Yea, this guy here was over in the beer tent when suddenly he started shouting and ripping off his clothes, next thing we know, he running through the fairgrounds completely butt naked. He jumped up onto a hotdog cart throwing hotdogs everywhere shouting at people to 'ask him about his wiener,'" Sasori raised one eyebrow, temporarily stopping his writing as he took notes in his small notebook.
"'Ask him about his wiener?'" Sasori asked.
"Yea man, it was pretty funny I got a video of it, here wanna see?" The security guard said holding out his cell phone.
"Sure." Sasori said, pocketing the small devise.
"Hey man! What are you doing?" The man yelled, mad that Sasori was taking his phone.
"Evidence, you'll get your phone back after the video had copied and deleted from your phone." Sasori said in a tone that made it clear he was not going to argue about this. The security man gave up with poor grace, crossing his arms while pouting his lips.
"So who redressed this man?" Sasori asked.
"I did." Another one of the security men spoke up.
"Alright, well I'll have to wait for another squad car to come and get this man, I don't have the proper car with me to take this man into custody.
"Alright well good luck." One of the security men said as he and his friends started to walk away.
"Hey, wait! You guys have to stay here and watch this man." Sasori nearly shouted.
"Sorry man, but we have to go, we're the only security guards on duty and if we don't get back to work we could get fired." And with that they all walked away, Sasori could have sworn he heard the men laughing. The redhead frowned going over to stay with the drunken man while he waited for more officers to arrive.
"Hey *hic* man." The drunken man said leaning over to speak to Sasori.
"What?"
"Will you *hic* ask me about *hic* my wiener?" Sasori mentally smacked himself, he sure hoped that backup arrived soon.
It took those damn bastards nearly 2 hours to get here! Sasori mentally fumed, as he walked through the fair grounds. 2 HOURS! I swear to Hidan's god that if I ever see another hotdog then I'm going to go off on myself! Sasori felt some relief when he saw the exit coming into view, and he was about to walk into the parking lot ready to get the hell out of there when suddenly the air was filled with screams loud screams of terror. He didn't think he just started running in the direction of the screams, hand already going for his gun. When he arrived on the scene he stopped in his tracks. The Ferris wheel was shaking fiercely, while people all around were running away from the scene scared that the large machine would fall over.
"What the hell happened here?" Sasori yelled as he came up to the control box.
"Hey man I don't know, suddenly the controls stopped working, and when I opened the control panel it just starting smoking and throwing sparks."
"Damn! Well I'm a police officer, and I'm going to call in some back up, we need to get these people out of here before this machine comes down."
"Yo! What the fuck is going on here?" A familiar voice yelled. Sasori turned around to find Hidan running up to the scene.
"Hidan what are you doing here?" Sasori said as Hidan came to stand next to him.
"I'm here on my date with Deidara, I climbed down to see what it could do." Hidan responded.
"Climbed down? Hidan where is Deidara?" Sasori just barely contained the panic in his voice.
"He still on the ride, he's at the very top." Hidan said pointing at the ride. Sasori looked up and low and behold there was the blonde, holding onto his seat.
*COUGH* *COUGH* "Sasori there's too much smoke, we need to get these people out of here before it blows!" Hidan said, coughing from the amount of smoke that was now coming from the machine.
"You think I don't know that?" Sasori yelled.
"AAHHHHHHH!" Both men looked up at the sound of the loud scream, only to find a little girl near the top about to fall out of her seat, her safety bar had come lose and the machine was still shaking violently, any second that little girl could fall and be seriously injured, or worse. But that wasn't the sight that really captured the redheads attention it was the fact that there was someone climbing down the side of the machine heading straight for the little girl, this person had long blonde hair.
"DEIDARA!" Hidan yelled, apparently he had seen him too. Sasori immediately clamped his hand over the mouth.
"Shut up you idiot, if you scare him he could slip and fall." Sasori said removing his hand from Hidan's mouth.
"I know but…" Hidan looked up at Deidara has he continued his hopefully not in vain rescue attempt. "We have to try something."
"They only thing we can do right now is try to take care of the mess here." Sasori stated looking at the scene unfolding before him. Suddenly Deidara's foot slipped as another violent trimmer shook through the Ferris wheel, he was hanging on by only one hand he was going to fall!
Damn it. Deidara thought as he hung on by one hand, he swung his body from side to side until he was able to get his footing back. But he didn't waist anytime, he continued his climb to reach the little girl before it was too late. 'Almost there just a few more feet.' He thought as he came within range. Without warning the most violent trimmer ret bet it way through the machine, the little girl lost her grip and started to fall.
"NO!" Deidara yelled as he made one last attempt to reach the little girl, he stuck his hand out determined to catch her.
"Yes!" Deidara cheered his hand closed around the child's. He pulled her against his chest as he wrapped his legs and his free arm around one of the support beams, when suddenly a loud noise caused him to turn look down. All around him people were cheering, Deidara studied the crowd he could see Hidan, he seemed to be cheering louder than everyone else.
"We've got the machine back under control!" Someone yelled Deidara turned his head to the source of the voice, what he saw surprised him. SASORI! The shock of seeing the redhead along with the fact that the wheel started turning again almost made Deidara lose his grip, but managed to hold on long enough to be met on the ground by a relieved Hidan along with a woman who immediately ran up and scooped up the little girl in her arms crying the whole time.
"Thanks you! Thanks you so much! You saved my daughter's life!" The woman said through broken sobs of joy.
"It was no problem, un" Deidara responded with a smile. Suddenly the little girl poked her mother on the shoulder asking to be let down, when she was released she walked over to Deidara and gave a light tug on his pants signaling for Deidara to come face to face. As soon as he was eye level with her she immediately wrapped her arms around him in a hug.
"Awe!" That was the sound that could be heard all around.
"Thank you for saving me Deidara."
"How do you know my name, un?" Deidara asked confused.
"Don't you remember? I won the laser tag game for us." She said smiling.
"Yislain! Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't recognize you, un." Deidara said a little embarrassed.
"It's ok you were a little preoccupied." At this Deidara couldn't help but laugh, he then remembered something else, something having to do with red hair.
"Sasori Danna, what are you doing here, un?" Deidara asked the redhead.
"I got a call about a man who was drunk and causing trouble."
"Ah."
"Hey Sasori come here for a second." Hidan said gesturing the man over.
"What do you want Hidan." Sasori said with an annoyed tone.
"Come here, I've got Konan and Pein on the phone, they know what happened and they want us back at the station right now."
"For?"
"They think they think it's time."
"…..Are they sure?" Sasori asked a slightly surprised look on his face.
"Yea, you know that they would never do this if they weren't sure."
"Alright, Deidara let's go." Sasori commanded.
"But I'm here with Hidan, un."
"Sasori's right Deidara, we need to go." Hidan said
"Why, where, un." Deidara asked thoroughly confused.
"To the station, Pein and Konan think it's time you find out just exactly what it is we do."