Kowalski's Corner
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Kowalski's Corner
Kowalski's Corner is the official blog of Lt. Kevin Kowalski.
July 16
Hello again, folks.
I'm gonna kill Meg O'Malley.
Seriously.
I am going to kill her.
I do not care if I get my butt kicked out of Starfleet, I am going to kill Meg O'Malley.
I don't know how she did it. I don't know how she did it.
The little witch managed to somehow shanghai all the stuff from my quarters and I CAN'T FIND ANY OF MY STUFF! My guitar is missing, my comic book collection is missing, my pictures of my family, my rock band and 1980s movie posters, all my stuff, my favorite t-shirts, everything but the furniture! My quarters looked like they did when I first came on board!
If anybody's seen anything of mine, could you please bring it back to my quarters? Thank you. And if O'Malley threw anything of mine out the airlock, I swear there will be hell to pay. Those comics are irreplaceable! I was scanning them into the ship's computer to help create an archive.
On happier news, I had me new friend Ritchie examined, and he is perfectly healthy. I got him in a little cage right now, and Scotty is helping me build a really nice new cage for him. It's going to have some really fancy bells-and-whistles for him.
I've been repairing some minor glitches in the Holodeck. People complain that the characters fizzle and generally act weird. I think it may be some corruption in the CPU's image files.
I'm looking forward to the next Movie Night. Sulu got the next film pick. I wonder what he's going to have us see? I hope it's not some botany-themed flick. How many botany-themed flicks are there out there anyway? Personally, when my turn comes, I want to show something with either Michael Caine or Steve McQueen. Either Get Carter or Bullitt. Or maybe a comedy, perhaps Monty Python's The Life of Brian, The Meaning of Life, or maybe Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Those're funny movies. I dare you not to laugh at the scene where the guy flips out about his car's odometer, heh heh. Another personal favorite of mine is Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The scene where the pizza guy comes to Sean Penn's class always makes me laugh.
Sorry this blog entry is so short. I have a lot to do. Busy shift coming up, have to kill O'Malley, and find my stuff. Wish me luck!
COMMENTS:
(Subj: Go ahead)
Go ahead, I don't care. By the way, I found a guitar in my quarters. It was under my bed.
And you like Steve McQueen? Kowalski, you got taste.
- Captain Kirk, Master of the Awesome
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(Subj: RE: Go ahead)
Thank you, sir. I was surprised she didn't break the thing.
And I love Bullitt, sir. Best car chase ever. I would love to drive a green Mustang through the streets of San Francisco.
- Kevin
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(Subj: Hmph)
If you ask me, she should be brought up on charges.
- John Cronin
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(Subj: RE: Hmph)
Oh, I will get her back, Johnny Boy. Mark my words. O'Malley will get hers.
- Kevin
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(Subj: HA!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT, YOU SMUG LITTLE ENGLISH LOUDMOUTH!! HAVE FUN FINDING THE STUFF OF YOURS I DIDN'T DESTROY!
- Lt. O'Malley
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(Subj: Re: HA!)
YOU'LL GET YOURS, YOU EMERALD ISLE-DWELLING DEMON! JUST YOU WAIT! YOU STILL DON'T SCARE ME! AS GOD AND DEEP PURPLE ARE MY WITNESSES, YOU WILL GET YOURS, O'MALLEY!
- Kevin, who is really furious.
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(Subj: Awww)
You poor thing. I'll keep an eye out for anything that belongs to you. It's not hard to identify your stuff.
And I'll give O'Malley a good walloping for ya.
- Brenda
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(Subj: RE: Awww)
Thanks, Brenda.
- Kevin
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(Subj: Don't worry about it)
Don't you worry, Kevin. The film I had in mind is a classic film. You'll love it.
Oh, and I found those old comic books of yours. O'Malley had tried to set them on fire in the engine room, but Scotty and Keenser caught her and got them out of her grip. Who knew they were Legion of Super-Heroes fans?
- Sulu
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(Subj: RE: Don't worry about it)
Can't wait.
And thanks! Who doesn't love the Legion? I always thought Brainiac 5 was the best one. His gadgets and all.
I'll get something cooked up for O'Malley. You'll see. I shall have my revenge.
- Kevin
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(Subj: Ugh)
What I still can't believe is that you are keeping the rat. Rats are creepy little things, all crawly and stuff.
On a non-rodent related note, Spock's going to ask around. He wants an inventory of the things you own. And Gaila found a t-shirt with a picture of a winged man with the words "Led Zeppelin United States of America 1977" on it. She wants to know what Led Zeppelin is.
- Uhura
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(Subj: RE: Ugh)
Tell Commander Spock the list is in the mail. And oh good, Gaila found me favorite Led Zeppelin shirt. And as for ol' Green Jeans, tell her I'll burn her some of their music for her. I think she'll like "Misty Mountain Hop". Or at least "Whole Lotta Love".
- Kevin
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(Subj: Hey)
Hey, mon ami, my uncle happens to be a collector of old cars. Maybe he has one you can check out. And "Whole Lotta Love" would fit Madame Gaila like a glove.
- John Cronin
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(Subj: RE: Hey)
Cool! I'll definitely check it out.
And yeah, it would fit her like a glove.
- Kevin
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(Subj: Led Zeppelin)
Ah, I have heard of this Led Zeppelin. Great Russian band.
- Chekov
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(Subj: Re: Led Zeppelin)
Russian. Right. Those guys are Russian. Right.
- Kevin
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(Subj: Movie)
Ooh, those sound good. Personally, my favorite movie is Enter the Dragon. That film inspired me to take up martial arts. I wanted to be a girl Bruce Lee.
- Brenda
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(Subj: Re: Movie)
Yeah, that movie's awesome. Bruce Lee kicking everyone's arse. No better way to kill a couple hours.
- Kevin
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(Subj: RE: Re: Movie)
Yeah. And that would explain why you had that tape of me sending O'Malley's teeth into the next galaxy set to the theme from it.
- Brenda
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(Subj: RE: Re: Re: Movie)
Hey, that kick had that "Enter The Dragon" vibe to it. I just had to do it.
- Kevin
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(Subj:For God's sake)
ASK HER OUT ALREADY, DAMMIT! WE CAN SEE IT BETWEEN YOU TWO A MILE AWAY! EVEN THE HOBGOBLIN IS GETTING TIRED OF IT! GOD!
- McCoy
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(Subj: RE: For God's sake)
O_o
- Kevin