Dear Fanfiction,
I want to let you know that this separation between us is killing me. I want to be with you everyday, but I can't. The more I am with you, the more I neglect my priorities. It's not you it's me.
That's why I am writing you this letter. I think we should take some time apart. To see other people. I will miss you dearly, but we can't continue this way.
I know that you are cheating me… I have seen your many, many lovers and children. I don't think I can continue in a relationship with someone so "loose". You have sexual relations with other users and hid it from me. How long did you think that would last?
I hope you find help with your addiction,
MOIMOI.
PSYHC!
Moi-Moi: Love me or hate me, its still an obsession. Love me or hate me, that is the question. If you love me then Thank you! If you hate me then Fuck you! I love that song! HI EVERYONE! I'm almost fully back! I wanted to visit real life for a while… but I'M almost fully BACK! Just please please please please please please please give me some more time and more of your patience. THANK YOU! And I realized something… my life is hilarious! I laugh at least 15 times a day! Laughter is the best medication.. HIGH OF OFF LAUGHTER!
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His morning was very entertaining. They were currently looking for Sang and Miroku. Inuyasha walked behind his mate slowly. Kagome had opted to a change of wardrobe today and he wasn't complaining. She wore another one of her "under shurts" and what she called "shorts" AND "sneekahs". He couldn't see any of her underwear (a sight he would look for in his spare time), but the "shorts" accentuated her backside. Some drool slipped down his chin.
Gimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme moreGimme gimme more, gimme more, gimme gimme more
He watched her dance along the path, lost in her own world. She seemed extra happy this morning. He enjoyed these moments when she let herself go. She rarely did that when Miroku and Sango were around. She acted like her childish self around him. She bounced over to him and took his hands. She wrapped his arms around her waist and continued dancing.
The center of attentionEven when we're up against the wallYou got me in a crazy positionIf you're on a mission, you got my permissionWe can get down like there's no one aroundWe keep on rockin', we keep on rockin', rockin'Cameras are flashin' while we're dirty dancing'They keep watchin', keep watchin'Feels like the crowd is sayin'?
That potion must have messed with her head… Inuyasha bit his lip. She kept grinding on him and she was singing huskily. She turned abruptly in his arms and planted a kiss on his lips. She turned and walked off, singing.
Inuyasha remembered what the old hag had said to them…
FLASHBACK!
Inuyasha rubbed his eyes. The sun beamed in through the window pane. The hanyou felt completely refreshed. It was arguably the best sleep he had even had for as long as he could remember. He lied down on the soft futon and rested his head.
"I know you're up."
His eyes shot open. A pair of big brown eyes stared back at his amber ones. He looked down at her slender hand on his bare chest.
He was in a bed…alone…with Kagome…naked.
He let that information sink in slowly, while she smiled and played with his ears.
Sometime later, a knock sounded on the wooden door frame. Inuyasha's head snapped up and Kagome ceased her ministrations on the furry appendage.
"I know you're in here. I just came to see if-" the same old woman started.
Kagome screamed. Inuyasha held her closer to his person and began a low growl.
The old woman stopped.
"Don't you fucking knock?" Inuyasha barked.
"Calm yourself, demon. I have simply come to see if the girl had killed herself yet. Hmmmm… it seems the potion had a reverse effect," the old woman said, stroking her chin.
"What the hell does that mean?" Inuyasha asked.
The old woman sat down and made some tea. "Well, the potion I gave her normally deteriorates one's insides over a time period of about twenty minutes."
"WHAT?" Inuyasha yelled.
"Calm yourself. In someone like the girl it would have a different effect. Instead of slowly deteriorating her internal organs, it would release something much greater than you have ever seen!"
"Did you have to come in and make yourself comfortable?" Inuyasha asked.
"Hush you. Now what exactly would be released- I don't know. In this particular case, I'm guessing she was quite- how do you kids say it?- "ready for a fucking in the arsehole?"
"Kid's don't say that!" Kagome screamed from inside the futon.
"Oh, well. She should be fine for now. I'm can't tell if the potion is fully out of her system or not, but I'm guessing that won't be much of a problem. If she ever gets the urge, she'll have the help she craves. If I do say so, I used to take the potion myself when I was in my youth," the old hag said.
Kagome stuck her head out the top of the futon, "You risked a slow and painful death for sex?"
"Yep! Best sex of my life!"
Kagome paled and Inuyasha almost threw up.
"Wait, what about Shippou?" Kagome asked.
"Oh, he'll be fine. The potion just has that affect on low-level Youkai for a few Days. He'll be fine or just really horny…"
FLASHBACK OVER!
Since then, Kagome was running around, happy as ever.
Maybe Sango should try that potion…
Inuyasha looked ahead and saw Kagome bounce off a tree. Maybe not…
HERE YOU GO! A LITTLE MINI UPDATE! ENJOY BECAUSE I WON'T BE BACK UNTIL I GET SOME THINGS STRAIGHTENED OUT IN THE REAL WORLD. THIS SHOULD ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS OR DISGUST YOU! EITHER WAY, YOUR WELCOME!