A/N: Hello! Daily updates again! Haha. Only this time, the entire thing is done so it all will be posted tomorrow (as it is only a three-shot). Yes, that means I won't keep my readers waiting three months again. Last time, boyfriend troubles kept me from writing. Now, they've inspired me to do so (well, not troubles but... you know :D). That and the fact that I have nothing to do in Chemistry but write :)

So this story is dedicated to Sam, my loving and wonderful boy-toy. So yes, if I ever let you read this, it's to you, my dear. :)

Enjoy!

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Ow. That step hurt. Oooh. That one too. At least, I'm not showing it on the outside. To everyone in Berk, I'm walking normally. Even though I hurt soooo bad. Damn Hiccup.

"Why are you walking like that?" a voice in my ear asked. I jumped out of my skin. She completely snuck up on me. Not an easy feat.

"Walking like what? I'm not walking any special way," I said, attempting innocence. She gave me a disparaging look.

"How long have I known you? I know how you walk and how you walk after one of your 'fights' with your husband." I glared at her mocking tone when she said 'husband' but pursed my lips and let her continue. She snorted in response. "You're married. It's not like you're two teenagers fooling around in the woods. You don't have to get your back up at the mention of sex."

"Hiccup is many things but teenager he is not. And you'd know all about teenagers fooling around in the woods, wouldn't you? Isn't that how you got Eydis?" I asked with a lopsided grin.

"First of all, ew. I don't want to think of Hiccup that way." She ignored my mutter of "That's for the best. He's mine," and went on to say, "Second of all, we were going to get married eventually anyway. Eydis just kinda sped up the time till it actually happened. But back to your husband. Don't get all jealous on me. I don't want your boy-toy. My brother and Snotlout are enough men in my life. I don't think I could handle any more dumbasses at this point." I laughed.

"How is Snotlout?" Ruffnut rolled her eyes.

"He's good. Bitchy, but good."

"Of course. Why's he bitchy now?" She laughed hard.

"The kids he's supposed to be training don't listen to him. To make matters worse for him, Eydis has hit her terrible twos. She won't listen to a word he says without screaming 'NO!'" I giggled.

"I can help him with his kids but he's on his own with that little one. I've seen her in a fit and I'm not getting in the middle for him." Ruffnut smiled.

"Exactly. But you should help him with the brats in training. Just… don't flirt with him." She ended cautiously. I snorted.

"Now who's jealous? And why the hell would I?"

"I know you wouldn't but he's been horrible lately and reminding him that he lost his first crush to Hiccup? Kinda makes him worse."

"Ohh. Gotcha."

"All right. See you later, Astrid."

"Bye, Ruff."

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End A/N: Any and all reviews are appreciated. I am not above holding the last chapter hostage! Ok, yes I am, I would never do that, but everyone enjoys reviews. :) Thank you for reading either way. I love you all. :)