Chapter 8!

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KylePOV

"Please, I really don't want to do this anymore." I pleaded with the Joker. "I just wanna go home. Please."

"Aw, but where's the fun in that?" He asked pleasantly. "Next question!" This was fan-flippin'-tastic. The bomb was already up to five, and I didn't think I could handle this much longer. "Who, Kylie, is incredibly hard to locate?"

Locate...locate, I said the only thing I could think of. "Waldo?" I guessed, holding my breathe. DING! I let out a sigh of relief as he fired off more questions.

"What is the largest state in the U.S of A?" He asked, straightening his bow tie.

"Alaska." I answered. DING!

"What is 109 times 3 divided by 9 minus 28 and plus 1 equal?" He asked. Uhhh...Man, I was horrible at math. So that means one step closer to death. That's cool.

"Can I have a calculator?" I asked. The Joker chuckled as the meter cranked up to six. Fabulous.

"Oh Kyle, you are a delight! I'm so glad we did this!" he squealed. "NEXT QUESTION!"

So this is how it went for the next half hour, he'd ask them, I'd answer, I'd get some wrong, I'd get some right. I managed to not get blown up yet, so that was always a plus.

But by the end of the half hour, I was up to nine. I couldn't get another question wrong. So not good.

"Hmm..." The Joker said, tapping his chin thoughtfully.

"What?" I dared to ask.

"It seems that I have no more questions, I didn't really think you would last this long." he said. I resisted the urge to roll my eyes as I tried to will away the annoying scratching sensation on my noise..

"So what now?" I asked.

*"What else? I ask questions that I can come up with!" he laughed. "So, what is your name?"

I arched an eyebrow. "Kyle L-Wayne." I said, catching myself.DING!

"What is your quest?" he asked. Understanding lit my eyes as I realized what he was doing.

"To seek the holy grail." DING!

"What is your favorite color?"

"Blue." DING!*

"Well aren't you clever?"he asked. I was about to answer when the glass in the roof blew up and Batman and Robin jumped down.

"Batman!" I yelled in relief.

"Aw...I'm sorry, that's incorrect." The Joker said in a tsk tsk tone as Robin worked on my restraints.

Oh no.

The meter ticked up to ten and it started beeping.

"Hurry up Robin!" I screamed. I admit it, I was freaking afraid. I'm not going to say I wasn't scared, because that would be lying.

"I'm trying!" He shouted as Batman chased the Joker around, who was giggling like a school girl. The beeping was getting louder and faster."Got it!" he said as he tackled me to the ground and covered us with his cape.

We waited...and waited...and waited.

Nothing.

I risked a glance up, out of the bomb, was a flag that said 'bang'. It was a fake.

That was the best thing I saw all day.

Robin helped me up and I dusted myself off.

"Stay here." He said, going to help Batman.

"I can do that!" I called after him. The Joker squealed as he dodged a punch.

"Ooh Batsy, you're getting slow!" he teased.

"You kidnapped a girl Joker, your going back to Arkham.

"Kidnapping is such a strong word." Joker said. "I prefer to think of it as surprise adoption." he said. He did a little dance move and ran out. Well that was...weird. Batman ran after him, as did Robin.

"So...I'll just stay here then." I said to myself.

"No,actually, you're coming with us." A voice said behind me, placing a hand on my shoulder. I froze.

"W-where?" I squeaked.

"Wonderland." he said as he grabbed me by my shoulders and hauled me against my will to a van. Somehow as he made our way there he managed to tie my hands behind my back.

I tried to kick him, failing epically I might add.

"I ain't goin' to Wonderland." I said, shouting curses at him. He sighed as he wrapped a cloth around my mouth. Thus ending my tyrant of profanities, and any other talking.

How many times have I been kidnapped today?

A grand total of twice. I think that's a record.

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Whoo! Oh Kyle, you're danger prone.

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