The screen opened up at the kids in the ghost town, who were still stiff with fear at the sight of five notorious Halloween creatures of legend! The headless horseman drew his sword and as his horse stood up and whinnied, he pointed his sword at the kids as he laughed diabolically and all five creatures came at the kids!
"RUN FOR IT!" the kids took off in opposite directions at EEnE-speed as the creatures pursued some of them!
Meanwhile at the X-house, the Halloween party was still going strong and everyone was having a great time; completely unaware of some of their peers' predicament. At a snack table, Edd watched everyone dance with a slightly suspicious look on his face. Maggie walked up to him, "Hey, Edd, why aren't you dancing?"
"Eddy and the others haven't returned in nearly a half hour." Edd replied. "I'm getting apprehensive!"
"Chill out, muffin." Maggie put her hands on his shoulders. "I'm sure it's nothing! Maybe their limo got stuck in traffic! I hear it's pretty bad from here to Cherry Falls!"
"Excellent point, cupcake!" Edd smiled reassured.
"C'mon! Let's go dance!" Maggie grabbed Edd's hand and took him to the dance floor.
In the barn of the Ghost town, the kids were hiding behind some haystacks as they tried to formulate a plan. Eddy, Nazz, and Nate hid behind one while Rolf, Ed, Holly, and Kevin hid behind another.
"We have got to get the fuck outta here!" Nate whispered.
"Glad we're all on the same page!" Holly rolled her eyes sarcastically.
"Look, the only way any of us are gettin' outta here alive is if we deal with those holiday-wreckin' freaks out there!" Eddy decided.
"What about Jimmy and my sister, Eddy?" Ed worried.
"We're gonna find 'em, Ed!" Nazz assured. "But we need time! And with those things out there, a lot of it!"
"How're we gonna fight ghosts 'er whatever they are?" Kevin frowned. "This ain't Buffy and we ain't got no weapons!"
"Speak for yourself, he-who-was-conceived-with-a-swollen-chin Kevin boy!" Rolf dug into his pockets. "Rolf has taken the responsibility of supplying an arsenal of offense-themed defenses especially for this nocturnal event, yes?" Rolf pulled out spears, javelins, and two big axes!
Without hesitation, the kids all grabbed some weapons and left Rolf with one axe. Ed had the other axe, Nate and Nazz had two spears, Holly and Kevin respectively had javelins, and Eddy didn't have a weapon! When the others looked at him confused, he asked Rolf, "Yo, Stretch! Got anything sharper or with more steel?"
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Feeling inclined to adopt the role of a hotshot, huh spiky-haired Ed boy?" Rolf took out a very sharp, but very thin sword and threw it at Eddy, who caught it by the handle!
"What's the play?" Nate asked anxious.
"Divide and Conquer." Eddy took charge (as usual). "Nate! Kevin! You get the wannabe Dracula! Ed, you get the goblin! Rolf, you get the barking pelt! Nazz! Holly! You get the super-sized corpse! The headless ass-clown is mine! They're probably all over town lookin' for us! But why don't we save ourselves the trauma and track 'em? We'll meet back here when the job's finished! NOW, LET'S GO!"
The teens raised their weapons and cheered. Moments later, the screen transitioned to an alley of the town, where the werewolf was seen sniffing the air for any kind of scent that would lead it to the kids. It suddenly caught wind of a huge odor before it looked up and saw Rolf standing on a building as he looked down at the monster in spite as it reminded him of his archenemy from the old country that was discussed in No Speak Da Ed!
"ROLF WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ANSWER TO THE TORMENTING FIRE, TWO-LEGGED, CANINE-BASED DEMON!" Rolf jumped off of the roof and landed on the werewolf's head before he back-flipped off of and fought with it!
The werewolf tried to bite Rolf after it launched itself at him, but it bit his axe instead before Rolf kicked it in the shin and tossed it against a wall! The werewolf stood back on its two feet just as Rolf ran up on it! Rolf swiftly swung his axe at the monster, but it back-bended and knocked Rolf against a wall! The wolf then tried to double-slam Rolf with its balled-up palms, but failed when he swiftly rolled to the right!
Elsewhere, Nate and Kevin were already battling the vampire, but barely had any luck fighting it! Nate tried to strike the vampire by lunging at it with both of his spears, but it stepped back swiftly and growled viciously! He then tried to double kick the monster, but it blocked every one of his kicks before it slammed him onto the ground! Kevin skillfully threw his javelin at the vampire from behind, but it turned around and caught the weapon before he twirled it around!
"You gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!" Kevin stepped back shocked!
The vampire tossed the javelin back at Kevin just before Nate struck it in the back of the head with one of his spears! Carefully, Kevin jumped up in the air and caught the javelin before it could go past him!
"C'mon! What'chu got?" Nate barely blocked the vampire's swift, sharp claws! "C'mon, ya overbite-challenged son of a bitch!" Nate swung his two spears around. "I got'cho A-positive coke right here!"
"Thought you were O-positive!" Kevin tried to stab the vampire, but it dodged out of his way!
"Whatever!" Nate chased after the vampire after it jumped off-screen and Kevin followed!
On the Westside, as Rolf and the werewolf continued their battle, the headless horseman was watching the whole thing in the shadows of an alley and noticed that Rolf was gaining the upper hand! The horseman stuck his sword up before his horse whinnied and he rode off to assist the werewolf as he laughed demonically!
However, unbeknownst to him, Eddy was squatting on the roof of a narrow building as he watched the horseman approach on-screen! The moment the horseman got in perfect range…
"YAAAH!" Eddy lunged off of the roof and tackled the horseman off of his horse before it whinnied in surprise and ran away in the other direction! The former back-flipped off of the horseman and took out his (Eddy's) sword, "Get up, Jack-O-Loser!"
The horseman slowly stood up and picked up his sword! Fire blasted out of his mouth and eyes as he faced Eddy and laughed diabolically.
"Oh, sh-!" Eddy engaged the horseman in a great sword fight! The horseman tried to land an aerial blow, but Eddy blocked it with relative ease! Next, Eddy and the horseman both spun around once and clashed swords before they did so again two more times! The horseman tried to swiftly slice off Eddy's legs, but the former jumped up in the air and performed a horizontal dodge over the horseman's back!
The horseman brutally tried to slice and dice Eddy, but failed each time because he blocked every shot! However, Eddy tripped backwards and fell into the old wagon as he continued to block the horseman's attacks! Just then, the horseman knocked Eddy's sword out of his hand and prepared to deliver a deathblow when he jumped in the wagon!
However, using his quick-thinking skills, Eddy grabbed his quarter-necklace in his shirt, used it as a grappling hook to wrangle a barrel of gunpowder, and tossed it at the horseman before he fell out of the wagon! Eddy then jumped out of the wagon and performed a tuck-in-roll before he grabbed his sword and stood back up to face the recovered horseman!
On the Eastside, contrary to most of his friends, Ed wasn't struggling with besting his opponent in a fight! The Goblin (which now had thorn-like blades sticking out of his forearm) was looking around for Ed behind a building! It growled annoyed to draw him out before the chinless teen double-slammed the Goblin into the ground with his fists as he descended from up high!
"THIS AIN'T YOUR REALM TO DOMINATE, VERMIN!" Ed cracked his knuckles.
The Goblin swung its thorn-like weapons at Ed, but missed when he jumped back and blocked a shot with his axe! The Goblin successfully punched Ed in the chest and knocked his axe out of his hand, but he remained in the same spot as it (the Goblin) jumped up in the air and stuck itself to a wall as it jammed one of its thorns into it! It tried to stick Ed with its free thorn every time he came close before it successfully sliced his costume's chest area!
"Hey! It took me an hour to iron this costume!" Ed seethed.
Ed successfully grabbed the Goblin's thorn, yanked the whole creature off the wall, and slammed it onto the ground before he kicked it out into the street! Ed front flipped in front of the Goblin as it stood back up before he proceeded to fight with it! The Goblin swung twice, but Ed ducked and back bended before he kicked the Goblin (from several feet back) against a building's door!
The Goblin jumped up in the air before Ed did the same and the two flew at each other angrily! In midair, Ed grabbed the Goblin's head and in slow-motion, bashed it hard onto his thigh before both he and the Goblin descended towards the ground; which shook when they landed! Before the Goblin could get back up, Ed ran up behind it and twisted its left arm backwards before it snarled in pain and spat "purple blood"!
"That was for my sister! And this is a warm-up compared to what I'm gonna do TO THE GUY WHO KIDNAPPED HER!" Ed angrily threw the Goblin over his shoulder and off-screen before he lunged off-screen to continue beating up the creature!
Midtown, Nazz and Holly fought relentlessly against the beefed-up zombie! Holly used her javelin to pole-vault over to the zombie, but only for it to knock her down to the ground! As it prepared to double-slam her, Nazz jumped on the zombie's back and proceeded to strangle it with her spear's long wooden handle! After five seconds of struggling, the zombie grabbed Nazz and threw her off of it! However, Nazz managed to maneuver herself by jamming her spear into the ground and swinging around on it!
Holly ran over to Nazz and panted, "O.K! This guy is seriously tough!"
"Like, what was your first clue?" Nazz ripped her spear out of the ground. "There's gotta be away to take this thing down!"
The zombie dug into the ground and ripped a huge boulder out of it (a reference to Get your Ed in the Game) before it tossed it at the girls! Holly performed a cartwheel to the left to dodge it while Nazz performed two back-flips to the left!
"Well, until we find out, we better start aiming high and low!" Holly shouted.
Nazz spun her spear around and jumped up in the air off-screen before Holly did the same with her javelin!
At the party, Edd was calling Eddy in the spacious kitchen of the X-house, but for obvious reasons he couldn't pick up!
"Where could they be?" Edd sighed.
Just then, Maggie walked into the kitchen with her arms folded, "There you are! I need your help getting the other pumpkin jawbreakers out of the basement!"
"Well, I require your assistance in solving the baffling mystery of where Eddy and the others are!" Edd replied.
"They're still not back?" Maggie developed bug-eyes. "It's been like almost three hours since we've seen them!"
"That's what frightens me, Maggie!" Edd looked at her. "I think we need to depart from this festivity and locate them, now!"
"All right! All right!" Maggie touched her chin. "But first let me tell Cody to restock on candy!"
"Already done!" Cody replied off-screen before the couple turned around.
"Wha—how long have you been standing there?" Maggie glared.
"Since the camera shifted to D callin' Eddy, love!" Cody gestured in a Jack Sparrow fashion.
Maggie looked at Edd, "Are you sure you two are related?"
"One cannot select their relatives, sugar-cube!" Edd and Maggie rubbed noses as they held each other and laughed; much to Cody's disgust!
"Ugh!" Cody twitched. "Now I'm not so sure we're related, anymore!"
Back at Prunus Pond, Ed was instrumental in the defeat of his goblin adversary!
"YOU CROSS ME, YOU CROSS THE LINE!" Ed pulled the goblin back towards himself after it tried to crawl away out of fear! Ed stomped on the goblin's face, grabbed both of its wrists, and kicked a hole right through its chest before it flew dead on the ground several feet away from him (Ed)! The goblin suddenly turned into a puddle of liquid-like purple clay that Ed witnessed the sight of in the last chapter!
Meanwhile, the werewolf had just now thrown Rolf into a tombstone in the Ghost town's small cemetery! The werewolf licked its lips and teeth as Rolf sprung himself back up with his pupils burning with fiery rage!
"Rolf has had enough of this exchange of violent physical potential, inhuman beast!" Rolf raised his axe in the air. "In the name of the great Sheppard elders…"
The werewolf lunged at Rolf at great speed, but not before he finished, "I CAST YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU WERE CONJURED!" and the helve of his axe suddenly shot off and cut through the werewolf before it was reduced to a puddle of purple, liquid-like clay that appeared in the last chapter! As Rolf raised his axe's wooden stick up high, the helve came back around like a boomerang and snapped back on as Rolf looked at the purple clay suspicious!
Elsewhere, Nate and Kevin were still struggling with defeating their "undead" foe! Nate put the vampire in a headlock, but the vampire broke free, grabbed him by the back of the shirt, and tossed him off-screen! Kevin came from behind and tried to deliver a sucker-punch, but the vampire saw this, ducked, and punched Kevin in the gut before it punched him in the left jaw!
"This thing don't fight like no vampire!" Kevin tried to strike the vampire with his javelin, but the vampire caught it and used it to throw Kevin into Nate after he stood up! The vampire then tossed Kevin's javelin at him (Kevin) before it got stuck into the ground next to him (Kevin)!
"Don't mean that it isn't!" Nate stood back up. "Which means, I got a way to beat it!"
As Nate went into his left pocket, the vampire hissed as it lunged at him! Right before the vampire could claw Nate with his sharp nails, the latter pulled out a giant ball of garlic on a chain before the horrified vampire stopped in midair! Distracted, Kevin knocked the vampire to the ground after he (Kevin) pulled his javelin out of the ground! Nevertheless, the vampire got right back up and positioned himself into a battle-stance as Kevin ran up on him!
"YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Nate suddenly started descending from the sky and towards the vampire as he held his spear (now with liquid garlic on the metal tip) in a stabbing position!
The vampire forgot about Kevin and prepared to negate Nate's attack with his claw until Kevin suddenly slid onto the ground and leg-swept the vampire before he fell on his back! Nate then landed feet-first on the vampire's stomach and held the tip of his spear in his face to immobilize him!
"This always worked it the movies…no cliché' intended!" Nate swiftly, but violently stabbed the vampire in the chest with his spear before the vampire turned into a puddle of purple, liquid-like clay!
"How come you get to kill it?" the jealous Kevin walked up behind Nate.
"Cuz I'm Blade, Kevo!" Nate boasted.
Still on the Eastside, Nazz and Holly fought unsuccessfully against the beefed-up zombie! Holly threw her javelin at the zombie, but it knocked it away and double-slammed its fists onto the ground before a big crack appeared and the girls dispersed in different directions! Holly grabbed her javelin and tried to strike the zombie in the face, but it caught it and knocked her down!
Nazz successfully stabbed the zombie in the back with her spear before she jumped on top of his shoulders and attempted to decapitate it! However, the zombie roughly shook itself around seizure-style before Nazz jumped off of him and into the air. But only to get her left ankle grabbed by the zombie before it slammed her onto the ground!
Holly successfully smacked the zombie in the back of the head with her javelin as it looked behind itself to see her! Just then, Nazz got up and zipped towards the zombie, but only for it to turn around and knock her into a building! Prompting this, the zombie grabbed Holly by the neck and violently choke-slammed her!
"RRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!" Nazz angrily sucker-punched the zombie in the back of the head as she descended from the sky! She then delivered a punch to both of the zombie's jaws and delivered a powerful uppercut! Just then, the zombie viciously delivered a head-butt to Nazz before she could punch it again and grabbed her neck! Holly got up and tried to stab the zombie again, but it grabbed her neck too!
The girls looked like they were finished since neither of them could break out of the zombie's grip! But then…
"Holly! I got an ide-AGH!" Nazz shouted strangled.
"I'M LISTENIN'!" Holly replied choked.
"Since we couldn't hit it high, why don't we, like, hit it low?" Nazz shouted.
"I don't think it has-"
"Just trust me!" Nazz yelled; about to collapse.
"Fine! Fine! Ready when you are!" Holly coughed.
"On three! One…two…THREE!" Nazz and Holly simultaneously kicked the zombie in the groin before it released the girls' respective necks and fell to its knees! Next, the girls respectively grabbed their javelin and spear before they both stabbed the zombie in the back of the head with their weapons sticking out from each its eyes!
"I go this way if you go that way?" Holly suggested as Nazz nodded.
The girls, with all of their strength, ripped the zombie's head off as well as in half before the rest of its body melted into a puddle of liquid-like purple clay!
"Lucky break!" Nazz and Holly high-fived!
"NAZZ! HOLLY!" Kevin, Ed, Rolf, and Nate ran up to the girls.
"What's up, guys?" Holly smiled.
"Where's Eddy?" Nazz looked around.
"The horseman's tougher than you think, but it's nothing Eddy can't handle!" Ed assured. "But I say we head on over to the barn like he said before more of those freaks show up!"
"Good idea!" Holly grabbed Ed's hand and ran off-screen as the others followed.
On the Westside, Eddy continued to fight the headless horseman on a rooftop! The two struggled as they rolled on the roof and eventually fell off and landed violently on the ground! Noticing his sword, the horseman grabbed it as he and Eddy stood back up to stare each other down! The horseman tried to strike Eddy from an aerial position, but the latter karate-kicked him into the side of a building!
Eddy then grabbed the tip of the horseman's pumpkin-head and bashed it against the building before he retaliated by delivering an uppercut to Eddy's face!
"What the hell?" Eddy shouted surprised. "If yer head's a pumpkin, why ain't it go splat?"
The horseman laughed evilly before it tried to double-punch Eddy, who responded by tackling the horseman to the ground and kicking him against a building's corner!
"Give it up!" Eddy cracked his knuckles.
The horseman then noticed Ed and the gang make a run for the barn. Developing a diabolical plan, the horseman whistled for his horse before it galloped on-screen and nearly trampled Eddy! The horseman hopped onto his horse and galloped towards Eddy's friends as he laughed sinisterly!
Inside the barn, Rolf and Ed had just now closed the doors and locked them.
"We're safe!" Kevin claimed.
"Do not pick your tomatoes before they are ripe, slayer-of-the-undead Kevin boy!" Rolf justified.
"He's right!" Nazz added. "We, like, still need to be on our toes until Eddy gets here! And once he's here, we got to start searching for Jimmy and Sarah!"
"Now, hold on!" Nate jumped in. "What we need to do is find out who sent those things out there! Cuz they're ain't no fuckin' way they were real! And that means someone's pullin' a lethal "up your ass" joke that involved kidnappin' Jim and Sarah!"
"Course they were real!" Ed shouted. "They were tryin' to kill us! Don't be stupid!"
"No the fuck they weren't!" Nate argued. "If they were real, do you think we'd be seein' each other this soon?"
"What makes you a horror movie expert?" Ed retorted.
"This ain't no horror movie, idiot!" Nate clinched his teeth before Ed tried to choke him, but only to be subdued by Holly!
"That's enough!" Holly got between the two boys.
Just then, all was quiet when a rustling noise sounded. The group turned around, but saw nothing but haystacks and old tools. Rolf walked passed the group to investigate before Ed and Kevin followed and Nate stayed with the girls. They looked at a few haystacks before they caught one moving! As Rolf prepared to strike it…
"WAIT, ROLF!" Edd and Maggie emerged from it with their hands up!
"Double D?" Ed raised his eyebrow.
"Maggie?" Kevin did the same confused. "How did-"
"We contacted the limousine service company and they told us that they only transported you guys once tonight!" Edd replied.
"What's going on here, guys?" Maggie folded his arms. "And what were you and Nate arguing about?"
"Uh, well…you see it's-"
Ed was cut of by the sound of cackling and galloping footsteps before the barn's front doors busted open EEnE-style and the headless horseman spat fire through his mouth as he laughed maniacally and stepped off of his horse as the kids all stepped back! Rolf ran up to the horseman as he administered a battle cry and tried to strike him with his axe, but the horseman knocked it away with his sword and kicked him into the charging Kevin, Ed, and Nate!
The horseman swung his sword around skillfully as the kids stepped back until they couldn't anymore! As the horseman drew closer to the kids, Edd did a double take twice before he saw Eddy on the upper level of the barn with the sword Rolf gave him in his hand! Everyone else soon saw him, too, but he motioned for them to keep quiet as he walked closer to the edge.
As the horseman prepared to deliver a powerful, sadistic blow…
"RRRAAAGGGHHH!" Eddy jumped off of the upper level and as he descended, stabbed the horseman from behind with his (Eddy's) sword before he turned into puddle of liquid-like purple clay like the others! Eddy threw his sword to the side victoriously. "So, what'd I miss?"
Moments later, the gang were on the upper level of the barn as they discussed the situation.
"But that's impossible!" Maggie continued. "Cody and I made sure no one else was here when we placed the cameras everywhere!"
"Didn't double check, did'gu?" Nate joked before Maggie shook her head in annoyance.
"Look, whether you saw someone or not, we know for a fact that those things were created by somebody!" Nazz jumped in.
"And all that matters now is to find out who they are and what they've done with Sarah and Jimmy!" Holly added.
"You ferget we have to also find out where they are before we start talkin' 'bout interrogatin'!" Eddy touched his chin.
"Leave that task to me!" Edd took out his cell phone.
In the theatre room, Cody and Ashley (Get your Ed in the game, What an Ed wants), who was dressed as Supergirl, were making out on the table as they giggled and moaned! Just then, Cody's cell phone rang before he groaned annoyed, "Oh, damn it!"
"C'mon, Cody! Can't'chu take it later?" Ashley sat up straight and slowly unzipped the back of her costume.
"Wish I could, but these guys stay in trouble, so…" Cody answered the phone and turned his back, "What's up, D? Say what?…What the hell kinda mushrooms Rolf got this year? Yer serious? No, the scary thing is that I do believe you!…That's why in a show like this, you don't think about callin' the cops!…Okay, look! The only way that anyone could've been watchin' Eddy and the others and not get caught sendin' those whatever-they-were to waste 'em, that means that they've locked themselves into an undetectable place in that town that no one would think to check out!…My best bet: the bank!"
"Oh, Cody!" Ashley seductively growled at Cody.
Cody turned around and developed bug-eyes of sexual arousal when he saw that Ashley had taken off her costume and was naked! However, only the back of her head and her bare back could be seen.
"Uh…D! Yer on yer own from there! Good luck, cuz!" Cody hung up and threw his phone off-screen before he excitedly power-walked towards Ashley!
Back at the barn…
"So…?" Ed motioned for Edd to speak.
"Cody believes that the perpetrators' safe haven lies within an undetectable area of the town's vicinity!" Edd replied. "In this case, the depository!"
"The bank?" Maggie scoffed in disbelief. "Where're they gonna hide? In the vault?"
"As improbable as it may seem, cupcake, it acts as the only logical component to this enigma!" Edd stroked his chin hairs.
"So, what are we waiting for then?" Ed stood up determined. "Let's go find those douches, kick their asses, and get my sister and Jimmy!"
"Slow down there, big guy!" Nazz stepped in front of Ed. "If we just go charging to that bank, whoever those jerks are that are behind this will just send more of those things after us!"
"Maybe not! I've got a plan!" Eddy smirked before the screen faded to black.
The screen reopened to the front of the bank, which looked as old and decrepit as most of the other buildings in the town. In between two neighboring buildings, the Bombshells, Kevin, Rolf, and Nate stuck their respective heads out as they looked on at the bank.
"Nice and quiet." Holly whispered.
"Not for long! ROLF!" Kevin nodded at Rolf, who jumped in front of the building in plain-sight as he bellowed, "ROLF WILL HAVE WORDS WITH YOU, HE-WHO-RUINS-ANNUAL-FESTIVALS!" Rolf shot the helve of his axe off one more time before it obliterated the entire face of the bank! The helve then returned and snapped back onto the stick! Nothing else could be heard but complete and utter silence!
"Now what? Nothing's happening!" Holly added.
"Wait for it!" Kevin and Nazz hushed their friends knowingly.
Suddenly, the silence was broken when the screen suddenly quaked violently!
"HERE THEY COME GUYS!" Nate pulled out his weapon and ran to Rolf's side as the others did the same.
The ground suddenly opened up like an automatic sliding door before a giant steel pumpkin ascended from the space and opened up like an elevator door to show…nothing inside!
" 'Ey, what gives?" Kevin groaned.
Suddenly, there was a sloshing noise coming from behind the kids as something purple and liquid-like formed!
"Do you…hear something?" Maggie gulped.
The kids slowly turned around and, much to their horror, saw the clay creature form into a giant demonic skeleton with bat-like wings! The skull-like head alternated between it's skull-form and the head of an elderly man with gleaming red eyes; quite possibly a homage to the murdered mayor!
"Oh…my…God!" Nazz looked on in horror!
Rolf, though externally fearful, quickly developed a battle-ready facial expression and took the leadership role.
"FOR THE ELDERS AND FOR THE YOUNG ONES!" Rolf charged into battle against the clay creature as Kevin, Nate, and the Bombshells followed!
The camera then zoomed into the bank and bypassed the bank's large safe/vault before it showed a large TV-like screen with surveillance feed on the Eastside, Westside, and middle side of the town! Sitting at the table as they watched the whole fight and ate Halloween candy were the special's true antagonists: The Mckellan gang (Get your Ed in the game)! And the thing that was neighboring them was a computer attached to a copier-like machine: the source of all of their monsters, which were at first believed to be of supernatural origin!
"This has gotta be the best damn Halloween we've ever had hands down, boys!" Shawn cackled.
"Eh, I'd say it's a great comedy, but I've had better Halloweens!" Hawkins sipped his soda.
"You don't know what'cher talkin' about, Justin!" Shawn rolled his eyes at Hawkins (Justin).
Suddenly, muffled screaming could be heard on the corner closest to the machine before the camera shifted to that corner to show the bound-and-gagged Sarah and Jimmy!
"Ryan, shut those pricks up will ya?" Shawn banged his fist on the table. "I'm already gettin' a headache from watchin' the screen!"
Douglass (Ryan) walked over to Sarah and Jimmy as he cracked his knuckles and sneered, "This is one Halloween you brats ain't never gonna be allowed to forget!"
Sarah and Jimmy squirmed out of fear before the place started to violently quake! Just then…
"FUCK OFF!" An angered Ed busted through the ground EEnE-style and double-punched Ryan into unconsciousness as Edd and Eddy emerged from the hole he made to assist Sarah and Jimmy!
"Mckellan?" Ed glared at Shawn.
"Fuller?" Shawn replied in spite.
"Should've guessed!" Ed spat. "I half-expected the Kankers to cross this line, but-"
"Who do ya think's controllin' the robot out there?" Justin folded his arms.
"Robot?" Ed looked at the screen!
"That's right, boy!" Shawn smirked. "Unlike those things ya beat earlier, this baby's a lean, mean, asshole-reducing, Halloween machine!"
"Speaking of machines!" Ed looked at the gang's copier-like machine and with only a fraction of his might, ripped it out of the wall!
"WHAT'RE YOU DOIN'?" Shawn and Justin geared up panicked rage as Ed grinned mischievously before he proceeded to crush the machine with his bare-hands!
Just outside the bank, the badly beaten kids struggled to fight off the Halloween machine! With a single punch, it knocked the boys against a building before it slapped the Bombshells away off-screen! The machine then jumped in front of the Bombshells and as it prepared to stomp on them, it suddenly began to shake out of control as if it was having a seizure! Just then, the gooey exterior that made it clay-like melted off until only the steel machine itself was exposed and it fell on it's back!
Next, the robot's chest opened up before the Kankers emerged from it!
"YOU THREE?" the Bombshells stood up with clinched teeth and burning eyes!
"Time to book girls!" the sisters zipped out of the robot and ran away before the still-angered Bombshells appeared in front them EEnE-style and tackled them to the ground as a large fighting cloud formed!
In the bank vault…
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Shawn and Justin lunged at Ed in anger, but the chinless deuteragonist subdued them into unconsciousness when he tossed the crushed machine at them!
"Ed!" Sarah and Jimmy hugged Ed out of gratitude as Eddy and Edd watched and the screen faded to black.
The screen reopened at the X-house, where the party had ended and everyone but Brooke and Tori had left! The two girls leaned against a table as they drank punch and talked.
"So, anyway, that's why I kind of get peeved whenever Kevin talks to me!" Brooke sipped her juice.
"Least you're being mature about telling me!" Tori wiped her face. "But what you have to understand is that boys will be boys! If they weren't, don't'chu think life would be a little dull?"
"I…guess so!" Brooke chuckled.
"Gotta learn that holding a grudge isn't the best choice when expressing your feelings!" Tori suggested. "But if you're that pissed, do what I do: flick them off when they got something smart to say!"
The girls laughed before Eddy and the gang walked into the X-house exhausted. The Eds held hands with their respective Bombshells while Rolf, Kevin, and Nate walked either with their hands on their knees or on their foreheads!
"Where the hell have you guys been?" Brooke walked up to and touched Nate's chest.
"It's a long, painful story, baby!" Nate sunk his face into Brooke's neck as she brushed the back of his head in confusion.
"Had fun?" Tori sarcastically folded her arms as she smiled at Kevin.
"If you only knew, babe! If you only knew!" Kevin sighed and wrapped his arms around Tori's waist as the two kissed.
"Pardon me, Brooke, but have you located Cody lately?" Edd walked up to Brooke.
"Tell you the truth, no!" Brooke replied. "Last I saw him, he and Ashley headed for the theater room!"
The boys (save for Edd) all snickered suggestively as their respective women looked at them sternly. Just then, Jonny walked into the room with Plank in his arm.
"Hey, guys! You wouldn't happen to have any thing for stomachaches, would ya?" Jonny looked at Plank. "Plank ate too much candy corn and lollipops!"
"Oh, I got just the medicine, Jonny-boy!" Eddy pulled Jonny over to him. "It's called "laughter"! Go in the theater room! I swear yer eyes'll bug out!"
"Oh, no!" Nazz swung her hip as she looked at Eddy. "You are not about to-"
"Shh!" Eddy and the boys watched as Jonny headed for the theater room.
From the inside, it was dark and the only thing that could be heard was giggling and pleasurable moaning! Jonny opened the door from the outside as he muttered, "What do you think's in here that would make them…"
Jonny suddenly developed bug-eyes before he began screaming in horror and the boys (save for Edd) laughed hysterically as Edd and the girls looked at them (Eddy, Ed, Kevin, and Nate) in disgust!
"HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MELONHEAD!" Eddy fell on the floor and continued to laugh heartily!
Jonny zipped out of the X-house and ran towards the screen before it cut to black in Jonny's mouth!
End of Holiday Special 1
Phoenix's note: Just so you know, whether you remember Tori or not from the first episode of Edolescence, she will become a member of the main supporting cast, but won't have a dominating role. And I bet some of you thought that the Kankers were the true antagonists behind this! But the truth is, I think I've milked them enough for little bit seeing how they were the main antagonists of the first season. Which is why for the second one, I plan on making an enemy far greater and lethal than they are the main antagonists of the next two seasons! I had a lot of fun making this, but I'm going to enjoy writing season 2 even more, so you should expect its "world premiere" next month! Till then, Phoenix out and a Happy Halloween to all!
Title reference: You're in for a scare