Yeah, I know, I should be working on A.I.W.A.L.Y, so sue me. I'm still updating one of my fanfictions! So, please don't kill me!!!

This was written (partially, anyways) during Maths. Which, it just so happens, is the best class to write FF, not English. I know, I am shocked too! I got super bored of whatever the hell we were doing… (I honestly don't know, what were we doing???) And, well SHABAMMM! This is what appeared. Enjoy!

Its called "Dear James" btw

Dear James,

What am I thinking, I never use his first name… what about….

Dear Potter,

No, now that just sounds…. Weird.

My Fellow Head Boy,

Okay, now I sound like I own him… and have a stick shoved up my ass…

Dear James,

Back to this again????!

Dear Hunky Quidditch Player whom I adore,

Okay, did I even write this?

James,

I want to apologise for what happened last night. I wasn't in my right mind and…

Now I sound like I belong in a loony bin. Which I think I do! I mean, for Merlin's sake, I CALLED HIM JAMES!

James,

Yeah, I know, I called you James. Crazy, right? It's how I feel anyhow. Mainly because of last night. We should probably talk about it or something.

Lily

Better… okay, now to sneak over to the owlery to post it. Curse my wanting to have a cat!

Lily grabbed the letter, folded it, and walked out of her room in the Head's Dormitories. She was in the Head Common Room, when (just her bloody luck) she runs into James Potter. In a towel.

"Woah, sorry Lils!" James apologised. Lily blinked, a bit, well, not very there if you are getting the picture. Really, honestly! She stepped away, a touch flustered, trying to hide the note, which said in very large letters, 'POTTER'. So of course, James noticed it.

"Ooh, a note for me! Gimme!" James snatched it out of her hands, and quickly read it.

James looked at Lily in awe.

"What is it?" Lily asked, frustrated.

"You called me James." James said, shocked.

"Yes…. I did. Now go put on some clothes!" Lily scolded, though secretly, she was admiring his toned physique.

"Sir, yes Sir!" James saluted, running off to his room. He was back barely two minutes later.

"Ok, so you wanted to talk about last night?" James asked.

"Well, yeah, I mean, we did kiss…" Lily blushed.

"You remember that? I thought we were drunk from drinking so much Firewhiskey at the party. And you kissed me, to clarify. I didn't take advantage of your inebriated state!"

"Yeah, James. I remember. I was sort of sober… and by sort of, I mean, completely and utterly sober." Lily looked down.

"You mean you heard…" James blushed, and also looked down. I guess the Head Common Room had a huge puzzle for the ground or something. Something worth looking down at, if you catch my gist.

"Did you mean it?" Lily asked shyly.

"Yes. I do, always have, always will… probably. I love you, Lily Evans." James was no longer looking at the carpet, (did the puzzle disappear? Or had he solved it?) and looked at Lily; her fiery hair, her emerald green eyes sparkling in the sunlight, staring right back at him.

"I don't… not to mean that I can't…. Just ask me for Merlin's sake James!!!" Lily sighed.

"Damn, I was hoping to extend this out a bit!" James laughed.

"Well, if you want…" Lily skipped away merrily, teasing the boy she liked.

An hour later, and Lily, Sirius, James, Remus, Alice, Dorcas and Molly were all sitting together at the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall.

"Come on, Lils, go out with me!!!" James begged.

"Nope! Not yet! You wanted to extend it out so…. " Lily poked her tongue out at James.

"Woah, she's gonna say yes?" Sirius asked Remus, the only intelligent one present at the breakfast table.

"I think so." Remus answered, equally as shocked.

"Omm, this is definitely worth a party. Hell hasn't even frozen over yet!" Sirius laughed excitedly.

"O-m-m?" Remus asked his best friend.

" Stands for oh-my-merlin. I'm telling you right now, in the future, everyone will be saying it. It's that cool." Sirius laughed.

"Sure, Pads, it is." The werewolf looked at Sirius questioningly, probably wondering how he got so many O.W.L.S.

"What about now, Lils?" James asked.

"NOPE!" Lily said, walking to their next class, Transfiguration.

As to not bore the dear reader with the horribly boring details, the rest of the day went something like this:

James: Go out with me, Evans!

Lily: Not yet!

James: Please?

Lily: Not yet!

James: Pretty please with icing sugar and a sugar quill on top?

Lily: Not yet!

James: Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please with ice cream and chocolate sauce and nuts (insert rude nut joke from Sirius) and Bertie Botts Beans on top?

Lily: Not yet!

Etc etc . Really, all through Transfiguration (James got a week of detention), Potions, (James got another week of detention), Herbology, (James got an extra 12 inch essay to write about the magical properties of fungi involved in healing) and their free block (where somehow, James got another detention… I don't even know anymore…) and Lily always answered "Not yet!" like the annoying Head Girl that she is. It was only when James and Lily got back to their dorms after rounds that Lily said something different:

"Yes."

That's all folks! Haha, yeah I know, a bit of a parody fic, but I really wanted to take the piss out of those serious J/L fics.

Love it? Hate it? How will I know unless….

You review??????

Shroomy