I don't own Harry Potter I do own this idea. I also thank my beta DragZ- for their help on this chapter. I had one flame to first bit I posted but as I had run out of bog roll I printed it up and put it to good use. Ummmm this is fan fic not cannon so could anyone tell me why they would act as they do in the canon? Oh and the canon people not very life like if you ask me. Harry never got counselling after killing Quirrell. No one ever thought to tell him to get a second trunk shrink it after filling with food before holidays, oh and how many birthday parties are mentioned in total, you saying in a school full of kids they only had what 3 parties for birthdays and how come none of the Muggleborn's use street slang? So Mr/Mrs flamer get a reality check before flaming me, unless I eating to much fruit and need more bog roll. Any way onto story.

Day of oaths part 2

As Amelia led Harry away to his dorm, so he should collect his stuff, no one noticed as he cupped one of her bum cheeks and gave it a squeeze. Well no one except Amelia herself. The other Aurors under Amelia's authority went about cuffing Fudge, Umbridge and telling Dumbledore to expect a summons at some point for his part in this. They warned Sirius that he should go back to where he was hiding until they had released the truth about what had happened to him, as people would still be after him. Sirius laughed and told them that Dumbledore was the secret keeper so no one could find him. Albus swore under his breath as the Auror nodded and gave Dumbledore a look that suggested this was going to be looked into as well then left them. Sirius followed behind the prisoners and the last Auror.

Dinner time the main hall.

The students noticed a certain lack, at the head table namely McGonagall, Umbridge, and Albus Dumbledore. There curiosity was about to be answered as with a flash of flame Fawkes the headmaster's phoenix appeared and in his/her talons was the sorting hat.

The Hat opened its mouth and started to sing.

Listen up and gather round,
For your ears and hearts will be filled with joy unbound,
Laughter and song will fill your hearts

as you hear of how Umbridge, had to depart.
It's a story of woe and sorrow because poor Fudge had to soon also follow.

"That's all I got" said the hat after a brief pause. "Look it just happened this morning you can't expect a master piece that fast can you?"

"So listen up and pay heed and I shall tell you about Harry Potter and friends.."

arrr sod it no more talking in rhyme and no more songs, okay who wants the latest gossip?"

The hall filled with "me and we do" and other variants of that theme

"Okay said the hat let me begin, now have all you cute kiddies got your lemon drops and a drink?" and so the hat began his tale.

It was a shame that fate seemed to have swapped her bitches from Harry to Albus, this very day because just as the last person who could have protected him left, Minerva came around. As she looked around still somewhat looking lost she spotted no one else but Albus to many names Dumbledore, She decided to let him have it.

Now … many think she is a Cat animagus because of her… Patience and her ability to notice stuff, or how she liked to play with students letting them wonder if they got away with stuff before she smiled and issued detentions or whatever she decided was the punishment, or her curiosity…

The hat made out it was coughing and in need of a drink, when none was forth coming he carried on.

Sadly, for Albus, it was a none of the above-mentioned type questions. The truth was… She liked a good catfight… or human fight. The same as any well-bred Highlander. She also liked to shred faces with her nails (as the last women to try and get between her and a man could tell or the last man who tried to get her Drambuie) and when she was younger did get into many a catfights over boys, girls, rabbits and a pair or fluffy handcuffs... (Don't ask!), hello Kitty panties and a Tub of Honey. (Again don't ask and Why do you think she and Snape both have Albus's ear and get on each others last nerves. COZ I said don't ask.)

Fred or it could have been George called out "Okay we… Won't ask…

About that... But could you… Sort of I… Don't know… Maybe throw us… A hint or two?" Heads bouncing between Fred and Gorge as they asked the Hat in there unique way.

"HaHa true but never let it be said that I could not drop a hint." Nanana.

"Think of things needed for a Patronus charm and also think of what Albus and Snape and Albus and Minerva, need to do to make one... arrrr happppy memories and luuuuuve" This for the younger years did not help, but sadly for the older years and the ones Harry had told what was needed, not only a happy thought but that you had to love the person or people you were trying to protect from Dementors, along with the cuffs and tub of honey comment meant a few of the older ones turned their hats upside down and used them as buckets. Funny thing was so did a few of the teachers.

The hat waited until everyone had settled back down. Then carried on.

"Anyway from that image to the here and now back to the office. As that was in the past."

She shot up and looked around. Did a partial Transformation (kitty got longer, sharper nails) and flew at Albus. She was less than happy with the comments Black had made, but I forgot I have yet to tell you of them. The hat told them about the magical oaths that black and Harry had made (see part one) This left many shocked and more than a Little worried if Dumbledore did that to the boy that lived then what would he do to them?

Now just so I don't destroy your mind I will not say how Dumbels missed miss kitty waking up or her grabbing his wooden wand, and used those long nails to nail his other wand, nor will I tell you how she ripped and twisted that wand. (Shudders). Something that should not be done by any woman is also the nipple twisters that she did with a transfigured set of pliers, nor would I place the image in your mind of her clawed nails shredding more than just cloth. For you see I the sorting HAT am to kind to mention of what happened after Minerva McGonagall woke up alone in the headmasters office after the last Auror left. It's just not my place to tell you. With that the hat burst out in an evil cackle and watched as many children, mainly male ran out of the great hall, presumable to the hospital for calming potions, just as Fawkes returned to take him back he shouted out. "Blood sausage for tea for everyone?" then he was gone.

And so was most the lunch the few remaining ones had left in them.

And if a Hat had the ability to smirk this one would have as it sat back on its shelf.

That will make me a happy Hat for a few months why just the looks on the kiddies faces as they tried to process what I told them was priceless. The teachers in the room were all gob-smacked and that was always good. "Minerva... are you serious," had been heard from the teachers and from the kids came cries of .. "Professor McGonagall…" okay I can see her being upset but to go that far. She must have really been upset. It sounded like a hornets nest in the great hall as everyone still left and not leaning into conjured bowls talked about what the sorting Hat said before it had left.

The sorting Hat wondered how long it would take before the owls started to fly of spreading the news of what he said far and wide... or just to there homes and families. The news in the paper tomorrow… or even tonight will be interesting to say the least he thought.

In another room in Hogwarts

Harry smiled as he held Amelia's bum all the way down the stairs, he stopped smiling as they got to the bottom (the stairs not hers). Gave it a few more rubs for luck, and maybe see if it would grant a wish, said wish was that it was not so covered in cloth and then they made their way out into the big wide halls of Hogwarts.

Harry led the way but stop when they went past a broom closet on the way to the dorms.

Harry was in bum withdrawal syndrome when they stopped his eyes drifting back to Amelia's tight derrière.

Amelia was shocked at first, the very long 10 minute walk down the headmasters stairs and the strange sounds of screaming coming from the room they had just left, followed by the boy who lived hand never leaving her rump. The fact she stopped several times so he could use both hands was not an issue.

She was mildly shocked at her own actions as they walked past a broom closet and she dragged the boy who lived into it.

The snog fest that followed was hot. She found that Harry had roving hands and she wasn't far behind with her own hands. He did apologise for being a rubbish kisser as she was his first, hearing this it did interesting things to her knowing that she is the first to teach him how to kiss.

Her niece and what Harry owed her flew from her mind as Harry's hands found her chest, and her hardened nipples. How much farther it might have gone is anyone's guess but they heard a certain poltergeist humming and moving towards them, they decided that discretion was the better part of valour, they could always find a more private place to continue his instruction. Both of them smiling to each other as they moved towards the Dorms to get Harry's stuff.

(It was some time later that on closet inspection that Filch found something interesting, he would wonder who had left behind the "I am Harry Potter's number one fan" knickers.)

The end for now, hope you like. Special thanks to DragZ as she did some of this work herself and where I asked for help she did some of the content, like the Twin speak bit as I was unsure how to put that across. Also as I write on paper before hand to keyboard she kindly wrote from scanned paper pages, saving me a lot of time.