HirokoHana: We have realized a flaw in ourselves…
PandaFlower: We haven't added more to the Dora destruction! Ahahaha!
Both: We welcome you to the Dora Files!
HirokoHana: Tis disclaimed.
The Dora Files
After the homicidal acts of this young toddler she was captured by animal control and tied down. After long interrogation the police could only conclude that she was insane. And since she wasn't a legal adult yet she couldn't be put to the electric chair.
Because of this, her death sentence shall be delayed until her eighteenth birthday. In the meantime, she remains in Sesame Asylum.
Dora skipped along the hallways of the asylum in her white jacket, whistling to no tune in particular. Her need was starting to make itself known once more. "Dora sweetheart, it's time for your medication!" said a creepy looking nurse with an elephant syringe, she limped forward; her horrid hump had destroyed her posture long ago.
Dora kept walking, giving the nurse no mind. The nurse did not like being ignored. "Dora, dear!" the nurse cooed creepily, "come, come now! Medication!" she squeezed the syringe for a moment and a stream of clear liquid shot across the hallway. Dora was transfixed by the fluid, it would be so much prettier if it were red…
Dora then turned to sneer at the nurse and the sleeves of her straight jacket fell to her side. The nurse stared in horror, seeing the girl had somehow untied the sleeves.
"N-now Dora, what do you think you're doing?" the nurse asked and Dora giggled and stretched her arms out. The Nurse armed her giant syringe; a look of determination crossed her wizened face. "Be a good girl now, we're going to tie your sleeves up again—agh!"
The nurse charged with the syringe. Dora simply stepped aside while the nurse skidded out of control. She regained her balance and charged again. Dora stepped aside again and with a swift movement had taken the syringe from the nurse.
The nurse still ran like she had the syringe until she looked down and saw it was gone. All the time needed for Dora to stab her hump which had exploded in a mess of gore. Nurse Igor fell to the ground, screaming in pain and Dora yank the syringe from her body.
"Get up! Get up!" Dora giggled "levantarse! Levantarse!" Dora said it in Spanish now as she nudged the nurse's popped hump, trying to get the crying nurse to rise. Dora—realizing she wasn't going to move—knelt down and whispered.
"Voy a matarte," the nurse looked up in fear as she translated this from Spanish to English. "I'm going to kill you."
Dora plunged the syringe in the nurse's temple, the long needle piercing to the other side, the nurse gargled and screeched as she lived for a few seconds longer, then she went limp with death.
Dora spun on her heels; her absurdly long sleeves drifting in the air. She started skipping down the hall once more; crashing down the door to the staff office where many doctors and nurses jumped up in shock. So much to feed on.
"Get her!" a doctor cried and then lunged for her, she grabbed a long shard of glass and stabbed it into the doctor's throat and he collapsed to the ground, writhing until dead. She turned on the closest nurse and grabbed a coffee mug of the table, bludgeoning her face in with it until the cup shattered into her eyes.
A male nurse grabbed Dora from behind and she snarled and bit down on his wrist, biting until she felt blood seeping into her mouth. The nurse cried out and pushed her off and then she lunged at him biting at his nose, neck, and generally his face.
The male nurse screeched as Dora tore from his neck with a sound that was surprisingly like Velcro… his jugular went with her and male nurse writhed as he bled out slowly.
Dora rose and smiled, blood pouring from her lips and she wandered back out into the hallway to be greeted by the two brothers of Blue's Clues. They were arguing—Dora realized.
"I was a much better host then you were!" Steve claimed "you were never a host! Are you still hallucinating about that?" Joe asked "silence!"
Joe sighed and patted his brother's shoulder, "it's okay Steve, c'mon, Tickety Tock says it's time for medication—"
"Oh, my god! It's a blood covered little girl!" Steve screeched and Joe Facepalmed, "this isn't a good time for your crazy hallucination—!"
"Buddy System!" Steve cried and shoved the oblivious Joe towards the bloodthirsty Dora and Steve ran for his little delusional life. Joe then saw Dora as he stumbled toward her and his eyes widened with shock.
Joe skidded to a halt and backtracked and started to run. Dora grabbed the gurney next to her and started to wheel it towards Joe, cackling like the underage maniac she was. She caught up to him in no time and Joe saw there was a dead end in the hall. He pounded on the wall then turned around, staring in fear as Dora collided with his stomach.
The gurney pressed on his gut, pushing his organs into his chest cavity, crushing them and giving his lungs no space, they collapsed, his liver squished, his spleen ruptured, and his heart failed. Joe collapsed face first onto the gurney, blood flowing past his slack lips. Dora giggled.
Dora turned away, still hearing the pitter patter of Steve's swift escape, she decided to let him live, she knew his delusions, and she agreed; he was a way cooler host then Joe.
Dora then dashed down the hall and into a room where a tawny bear in a red shirt sat there mumbling to himself. His big eyes turned on Dora and he murmured, "dreams, dreams, dreams, you haunt dreams, alone you walk, down The Road, Road, Road, Road—!"
Pooh Bear wheezed and coughed as Dora pinned him down, clutching his throat. "Road… dreams… death… haunting…" the bear stopped breathing and went limp in Dora's grip. Satisfied with the inner hunger having been appeased, she sought out her next victim.
This time she took the elevator. When the doors pinged open, the halls were eerily quiet, she noticed, seems like they got wind of her rampage, not that hiding would save them. Not when she was consumed by the bloodthirsty beast housed within her.
She stopped at a door halfway down the hall, odd sounds floated from behind. Silently, she twisted the knob and peered through the crack, her eyes widened at the scene. A hulking purple dinosaur was poised over a red furred… thing writhing beneath it. The red furred thing was sobbing and struggling uselessly against the laughing dinosaur as violated it mercilessly.
Dora slammed the door open causing Barney to look up from raping Elmo. The door had a metal locking bar like an old fashioned gate, Dora wrenched it off with inhuman strength and shoved it through Barney's back pierced Elmo's stomach and into the floor below. As Barney shuddered in death throes Elmo whimpered piteously.
Dora felt the hunger feel pleased but her stomach churned with disgust and she left.
After leaving the room Dora leaned over and heaved out her stomach acids. She regained her composure and felt a tug in her stomach as the need for blood strengthened again. She began to run, run towards him and he ran away.
She ran into an office and smashed the glass of an emergency box and snatched the crowbar from inside. He kept running but she quickly caught up, swinging wildly. "No!" he cried and tears dramatically streamed down his cheeks.
"Ejecutar! Ejecutar!" Dora shouted "run" in Spanish, teasing the poor man by staying just behind him. "Get away from me!" he cried and Dora lunged at him.
Chaoji woke. He panted heavily, sweat drenched his body, and tears covered his face. He dropped his head in his hands and cried. He was so close to death in his dream, he just barely felt it, but he knew... he knew she was still out there to get him… whoever she was.
HirokoHana: SHOCK AND AWE, BABY! SHOCK AND AWE!
PandaFlower: Was that truly necessary? Now I have images of gratuitous puppet sex playing across my tortured brain.
HirokoHana: …whatever… let's explain the Buddy system!
PandaFlower: Yay! I love the Buddy System, it saved my neck. So you all know about the don't-swim-without-a-buddy-system, right? Well, in this case when you're in trouble you push your "buddy" towards the problem and run like hell. Like when you confront zombies.
HirokoHana: Buddies are delicious…
PandaFlower: You should know, you ate five of mine!
HirokoHana: *smiles* Review if you hadn't had a seizure already!