The assumption song. DGM style.
Warnings: Yullen, slight Lucky, implied gender bending, implied kinky intercourse.
There was an old Panda, who lived on a rock
He sat in a chair just shaking his…
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Fist at Tyki and Lavi who were
Down by the crick, their feet in the water their hands on their…
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Marbles and playthings and at half past four
There came a young Allen, she looked like a…
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Pretty young creature, she sat in the grass
She pulled up her skirt and she showed them her…
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Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to…
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Bring up her children so they would not spit
While the CROW in the barnyard were shoveling…
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Refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt
While Allen in the meadow was rubbing her…
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Eyes at the Kanda, down by the dock
He looked like a fellow with a sizable…
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Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely she'd show him her…
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Little Timcampy, subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her…
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Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his…
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Candy so tasty, made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip-cream all over her…
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Dango that she had left on the shelf
If you think this song's dirty then Chaoji can go *BEEP* himself!