Hello all my readers!

You might be wondering, "Kyra, what the hell are you doing not updating in over a year, and leaving us few devoted fans wondering what happened and where were you and why is the sky blue, and srsly, why are you re-doing it? AND WHERE THE HELL IS REALA?!"

Question one: I lost interest in NiGHTS – the new sequel that came out totally raped it for me. That's right, I cannot STAND that sequel. Sorry folks; I think Sega should have done a lot better.

Question two: I don't think I dropped off at a cliffhanger… yet.

Question three: I was at marching band stuff, and high school suddenly got about 60 xs harder than what it was and I've been sick, and busy, and working to get myself a Wii. Before you haters start beating me, I played Journey of Dreams at my friend's house, so I'm not judging that game on how it looks.

Question Four: The sky is blue because of vapor and reflection from water droplets and the ocean.

Question Five: I'm re-doing REALiTY because I wrote what I have a year ago. I can restart, and write better than what I have. Make it more enjoyable, give myself more attitude (What?! You didn't know Steph was me? I'M INSULTED.) And overall, improve the quality of the writing. Bear with me.

Question Six: Reala will be in here. What's NiGHTS without the Reala? It's like a Reese's peanut Butter cup without the annoying paper. It's always gunna be there whether you like it or not.

So, anyway! Thanks for being patient and stuff. Now for the credits so I don't have to write them… again.

The characters in the story are © to their rightful and respective owners.

If you seem pissed that NiGHTS is portrayed as male, because JoD had a female voice actor, I don't care. No elements from that sequel will be found in this story. Sorry JoD lovers, it's not happening. Besides, he's genderless, so no one really cares.

This was written to make you NiGHTS fans amused. I am not trying to insult anyone, any character in anyway. The only one I'm constantly harassing and poking fun at is Steph, who is me, so, like, it doesn't matter unless I start flaming myself which would be odd.

GOOD!! Now that that's all done, said and out of the way, go read my madness!