Descendant of God

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto but I do own any oc's that I come up with.

Well this chapter is now going to be about the Kyuubi attack on Konohagakure and Naruto's birth. Enjoy!

Demon/Summon "speech"

Thinking 'speech'

Regular person "speech"

Thinking 'speech'

Jutsu "speech"

Anything that has a number in parentheses next to it will be explained at the end of the chapter. Also at the end of the chapter is where I will give credit for other people's ideas that I use in my story. It will be where I explain the numbers.

"Push Kushina, push." the nurse urged on as Kushina was now trying to give birth to a son. She was now covered in sweat and her long red hair was matted up all over the pace. "Come on honey, just a little more. I can already see his head." Minato said. Kushina replied "Well then if you're so eager why don't you try Having This Baby!"She then proceeded to throw Minato through the wall of the room having had some training from Tsunade.

As Minato was laying out in the hallway he thought to himself 'I must be a masochist, after all she beats the crap out me and I still love her.'

When Minato had finally got back to the room it was to see Kushina holding 2(1) sleeping babies. One had sun kissed blond hair like him and the other had fiery red hair like Kushina. 'Wait two, shouldn't there only be one?' Having noticed Minato Kushina said "oh Minato they're beautiful aren't they. Also, sorry about throwing you through the wall." Kushina said smiling sheepishly. "Don't worry about it Kushi-chan, and your right they are beautiful. Although one question."

"Yes Mina-kun?" "Why are there two babies?" "Apparently when we went to the doctor to find out how many we were having the read it wrong. So I had twins instead. I named the boy Naruto like you wanted, but I can't figure out what to name the girl." "Hmmmm. How bout we name her Akahana?"

"Red bright flower? I love it Mina-kun." Kushina spoke happily. Naruto having then decided to wake up saw his dad and began trying to reach for him. " I think he wants you to pick him up." Minato then proceeded to pick up Naruto. Looking into his son's eyes which were a blue that was just as intense as his own eyes Minato thought to himself 'I have got to be the happiest man alive right now. I just wish It didn't have to end so soon.'

For you see a week ago the Kyuubi was spotted heading towards Konoha destroying many other villages in its path. Konoha had sent out many shinobi to try and stop or at least slow down the beast. Sadly nothing worked.

Now currently in his office our blond Hokage was trying to figure out a way to stop the Kyuubi. So far the only method that would seem like it would work was creating a jinchiriki. For a mere inanimate object like a pot could never hold something so powerful.

Another problem however was who to pick as the container. He would have to choose soon to. For even as he sat there contemplating the Kyuubi was at Konoha's walls killing hundreds of shinobi and kunoichi who tried to hold back the beast.

'Shiki Fuujin No Jutsu' this was a jutsu that would summon the Shinigami himself to help him seal the Kyuubi, but into who? It would have to be a baby who was only a few hours old as there chakra coils would be able to adapt to the Kyuubi's chakra.

He then finally realized with horror who he would have to seal Kyuubi into.'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Why! Why!' "Damn, Damn it all. Why'd it have to be my son! My only son. Damn you to hell Kyuubi!

With this realization he started to write his will for the Shiki Fuujin No Jutsu would sacrifice his soul to the Shinigami.

He suddenly stopped when he realized he would have to tell Kushina what he was going to do. 'Damn it why does life have to be so unfair. First my parents, and now this, what's next! A giant bomb coming from somewhere wiping out all of Konoha, huh!'

As he made his way to Kushina's hospital room he saw that Jiraiya, Sarutobi, Tsunade, Shizune, Kakashi, and Rin were visiting Kushina and their babies.

Jiraiya was holding Naruto who was currently pulling at his long hair. Minato listened in on the conversation. He heard Jiraiya say "ouch gaki, that hurts." Tsunade laughed saying "Wow Jiraiya I didn't know you were such a wimp, getting beaten by a baby." "Well why don't you try holding him then Tsunade." Jiraiya then mutters in a low voice "he won't seem like such an angle then."

Jiraiya went to talk to Kakashi who remarked "Naruto sure looks a lot like sensei" while Tsunade went to cooing and awwing at baby Naruto. Shizune and Rin were doting all over Akahana. Rin said " Kushina-sensei she has your hair and eyes. She'll grow up to look like you some day." Shizune added in "ohh, I can tell she'll be an eye turner for all the boys."

Sarutobi simply stood there smiling, happy for the new family. He then spoke "Well Kushina I am truly glad for you and Minato, and I can't wait to what these two will grow up to be like." "Why thank you Saru, it makes me happy to have these two bundles of joy here with us."

Minato hearing all of this felt his heart break. Especially when he was going to more than likely damn one of his own children.

Minato finally entered. His eyes were quite sullen and his mood said bad news was coming. Kushina immediately noticing this spoke "Minato what's wrong?" Giving a huge sigh Minato began explaining his plan to stop the Kyuubi's rampage. "I'm afraid Kushi-chan that in order to stop the Kyuubi I will have to seal it in a baby no more than a few hours old. The jutsu that I will use will cost me my life, but as the Hokage I must do this."

Everybody in the room was shocked. Kushina came to the realization that he was going to use one of their children. When this happened she started to cry hysterically "No! I refuse. I won't let you. Why can't you just use someone else's child? Why one of ours? Why!" "I'm truly sorry Kushi-chan but it has to be done, after all what kind of Hokage would I be if I were to ask another couple to give up their child, Naruto will become a hero." as Minato said this tears were running down his eyes. At this Minato began to reach for Naruto, but seeing this Kushina got out of bed and tried to attack Minato, being driven half insane by the fact Minato was going to make a jinchiriki out of their son.

She was stopped by Kakashi and Jiraiya. As they knocked her out and put her back into bed Sarutobi asked "Minato must you turn your only son into a jinchiriki?"

"Yes jiji(2), I'm afraid I have no other choice." "Then at least let me preform the sealing Minato. I've grown old, your still young, the village needs someone like you to lead it." Jiraiya then decided to add in his voice "Or you could let me perform it Minato. Think about it, Kushina and your children will need you." "NO! It has to be me who does this. This is the job of the Hokage. To sacrifice oneself for the village. Besides neither of you two know all 5,000(3) seals necessary for the Shiki Fuujin No Jutsu."

Taking Naruto Minato shunshined(body flicker jutsu) back to his office.

Hokage Tower

Drawing the seal for theHakke no Fuuin Shiki on Naruto's belly Minato smiled as Naruto laughed at the ticklish feeling from the paintbrush. The Hakke no Fuuin Shiki was going to be used in conjunction with the two Shishou Fuuin seals to allow Naruto to use the Kyuubi's chakra.

As Minato finished drawing the seal he looked at Naruto tears swelling in his eyes again as he saw how happy and carefree Naruto was. 'My son, I hope that you never lose that carfree smile that you have on your face right now.' Naruto seeing his father started to giggle. Minato gave a small smile at that.

"You're gonna be daddies little hero aren't ya?" Naruto laughed even more not knowing what his father said but liking the sound of his voice.

Sarutobi and Jiraiya came into the Hokage's office to once again try and convince Minato to let one of them perform the sealing. Minato's decision would not be changed however.

Jiraiya spoke "well then gaki, it's been nice havin you as a student. We're all gonna miss you." "Thanks Ero-Sennin." "Gaki I told you not to call me that." Chuckling Sarutobi said " I guess when you're gone I'll have to become Hokage again won't I. "Yep and you'll have to deal with all the paper work again." After hearing this Sarutobi began to cry.

"Well I guess this is goodbye. Tell everyone I'll miss them." Handing over 2 scrolls to Sarutobi he said "jiji I want you to give this to my kids when they're ready. Those are my wills containing everything I'll leave behind for them. Also jiji I want you to make sure Naruto is seen as a hero." Getting a nod as an agreement Minato also added "oh and jiji there is a trick to getting your paperwork done faster." Before Sarutobi could get over his shock of hearing this Minato took Naruto and Hiraishined of to the battlefield. This would be the last time Minato would be seen alive

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sarutobi yelled, now he would never be able to learn the secret. Jiraiya just laughed at Sarutobi's expense.

"Hold the line! we have to wait until Yondaime-sama gets here." yelled out a random shinobi. "Ahhhhh, my leg!", "Oh god somebody help me.", "I want my mommy!", "I can see my insides" were some of the many cries that went across the battlefield.

As the brave shinobi and kunoichi of Konoha tried their best to hold off the beast they just ended up dying in the face if such a monstrous entity.

Many of the weaker ninja were having trouble just standing straight from all the killer intent that the Kyuubi let out.

Many civilians in the village had died from the Ki (killer intent) alone.

Others died from random objects falling and glancing blows from the Kyuubi's attack. Any where the Kyuubi's chakra went things either died or became corrupted.

As several Anbu prepared a large Suiton jutsu others tried distracting the Kyuubi with exploding tags. They did nothing more than aggravate the Kyuubi, but they served their purpose. As the Anbu finished their jutsu they called out "Suiton: Bakusui Shōha"(4). Spitting out a great torrent of water they watched as it went towards the Kyuubi. A loud shriek of pain could be heard when the wave of water hit the Kyuubi.

The ninja cheered at this. Sadly for them their cheer was cut short when the Kyuubi let out a huge beam of chakra from its mouth.

It wiped out most of the ninja sent to deal with it. With this remaining ninja decided on s suicide charge. The Kyuubi seeing this let out a loud roar which turned into a shock wave blasting all of the suicidal ninja way. Using one of its tails the Kyuubi sent out an earthquake that killed of 3 platoons of reinforcements.

One of the surviving Anbu thought 'none of our attacks are working. We've tried all kinds of elemental attacks. Those that do break through the Kyuubi's cloak of chakra barely do any damage. Also any damage that is done is healed way too fast for anyone to capitalize on it.'

Not wanting to give up hope the Anbu went through several hand signs and called out "Futon: Scissor Slash" brining his arms out into an x shape the Anbu used as much chakra as he could and slashed at the air with his arms.

Two powerful blades of wind went straight towards the Kyuubi. Having not noticed the attack the Kyuubi was unable to dodge. Cutting right through the defensive chakra cloak the wind attack went deep into the Kyuubi's underbelly.

Even more rage then what the Kyuubi already felt swelled up as he then proceeded to crush the ninja that did the attack, its wound already healing up.

For the few ninja that were left there was no hope left if the Yondaime didn't arrive soon. Just as all hope was almost lost A giant toad appeared on the battle field.

The ninja recognizing this toad gave out loud cheers of hope at this new arrival. "Were saved!" and various other phrases were heard left and right as hope was rekindled.

Atop the toad stood the Yondaime in all his glory holding a baby Naruto.

"Minato why have you summoned me?" questioned the boss toad Gamabunta. " I apologize but if you would look around you would see why." Standing in front of them was the Kyuubi in all of its terrible glory.

"Ahhh now I see, so am I to presume you are going to use that jutsu?" " Yes you can. Do ya think that you could hold Kyuubi long enough for me to finish all 5,000 hand signs" "Sure, after this I'm really gonna miss ya kid. You were a good summoner. Much better than Jiraiya at least." "Thanks Bunt. Now what'd ya say we fight together one last time.

With that Gamabunta charged into battle.

Drawing his sword Gamabuta tried for a slash at the Kyuubi. Dodging it the Kyuubi sent its tails, using them to try and smash the toad. Being faster than the Kyuubi he managed to avoid the tails. Sheathing his sword and calling out "Suiton: Teppōdama" Gamabunta fired off a few water bullets at the Kyuubi. Using its chakra cloak for protection, the bullets just created steam on impact, Kyuubi used on of its tails to send a large blade of its destructive chakra towards Bunta(5).

Evading that and using the steam created from his water attack as cover Bunta fired off a few more water bullets before jumping into the air and preparing to slice the Kyuubi. Getting unsteadied by this Minato called out "hey Bunta try to be more careful would you?" "Oh yeah, well then why don't you try fighting Kyuubi without me, it isn't exactly easy you know." "Point taken."

Not really caring about the water bullets Kyuubi noticed when Bunta jumped up into the air. Giving a smirk the Kyuubi fired of a large chakra blast. Getting hit by it Bunta was surrounded by an explosion. Nearly having a fatal crash Bunta managed to at least get a soft crash landing.

"YOU HAVE TO BE MORE CARFULL BUNTA, that time I almost lost my place. Doing twenty seals half a second means it's very easy for me to mess up." "Oh sorry, yes you just keep doing your seals and forget the fact that I just got hit with a powerful attack that could have FUCKING KILLED ME! Hell I could have internal bleeding right now, but you don't your about that, nooo you just keep doing your seals." Gamabunta said sarcastically as he tried to get up from the attack. "Ok, ok, ok, I'm sorry."

Minato was nearly halfway done with the seals, but the problem was that the Kyuubi's tails were now in striking distance of the village(6). The tails began with tearing down the walls of the village with a loud crash. Booooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm. With the walls out of the way some of the tails then began to cause havoc inside the village.

Seeing this Minato began to speed up his hand signs trying to get done as quickly as possible.

Bunta called out "Suiton: Daibakufu no Jutsu(7)" spitting out a huge torrent of water and having it spin around a slam into the Kyuubi sending it a few meters away and bringing its tails out of range of the village.

Now furious at the toad the Kyuubi in its rage induced state vowed to wipe that annoying toad from the face of this world. Taking in a great breath of air the Kyuubi soon looked like a giant ball of fur when it was done. Breathing out the hot air infused with his chakra Kyuubi unleashed its Heat Wave Blast.

It melted or disintegrated anything it came across. Bunta hopped out of the way as fast as he possibly could. Minato who was nearly done with all the hand signs was struggling to keep his balance from all the hoping. As he looked at Naruto who was sleeping peacefully thanks to a hypnoses jutsu he couldn't help but give a sigh of regret. 'I hate to do this to you my son, but what other choice do I have. If I don't do this thousands more will die. Sacrifice 1 to save a thousand I guess. Doesn't mean I have to like it though.' As he thought this he was almost done just needing a few more hand signs.

Kyuubi then tried to get in close to Gamabunta and proceeded to use its claws to try and skewer the large toad. Already exhausted Gamabunta had a tough time trying to dodge the swipes. It showed when one of the claws raked his left eye.

Giving a hiss of pain Bunta got far enough from the Kyuubi that Minato would still be in striking range with his jutsu. Finally done Minato called out "Shiki Fuujin No Jutsu." As the Shinigami appeared above him he asked "For what purpose have I benn summoned here human?" "Shinigami-sama I have summoned you so that you can seal the Kyuubi into this child." As he said this he held Naruto for the Shinigami to see. "Very well, but know that this will require your soul as a sacrifice." "I am well aware of that."

With that a giant bright light engulfed the Yondaime. When it disappeared the Kyuubi was keeled over seemingly dead. The Yondaime was atop Gamabunta also dead with a crying baby Naruto held protectively in his arms.

The now reinstated Sandaime Hokage shunshined up to Gamabunta's head where he saw the now dead Yondaime. Hearing the babies crying the Sandaime picked up Naruto and began trying to sooth the babies cries. Finally getting Naruto to calm down Sarutobi thought to himself 'Minato, now you have given up your life and son for the village. I can only hope the villagers respect your sacrifice, but we both know how people can be.'

Letting tears come out of his eyes for the sacrifice the family made to the village Sarutobi was surprised when he felt a tiny hand trying to wipe away his tears. Giving a simile at the boy he thought 'this child would turn into someone great one day. I can feel it.'

With a shunshin back to the office the other shinobi and kunoichi of Konoha began to start picking up the dead.

'The Kyuubi, an unstoppable force of nature.' Madara sat watching as the Kyuubi went of its ramage. Being the one who had made it go on said ramage Madara was quite happy to see Konoha's forces being decimated by his pet. He was dressed up in his classic battle armor with his long spiked hair flowing behind him.

When the Anbu had tried their Suiton jutsu against his pet Madara had laughed knowing that would ultimately accomplish nothing other than their deaths.

When Kyuubi had sent out its chakra beam Madara had made several shadow clones which began to cheer "Ky-uu-bi that's what you're getting destroyed by, goooo Kyuubi. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy." He did this all will having pompoms on his hands. Don't ask where he got them . We don't know either.

"YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL SCREWED NOW YA HERE ME MUTHA-FUCKING-SCREWED. Bet you guys regret me not being Hokage now huh!" Madara mocked as the Kyuubi caused its earthquake.

When Kyuubi got hit by the wind attack Madara called out "What! That was a complete foul. That guy gets a red card. RED CARD DAMIT! Huh, where's a referee when you need one?"

When the Anbu was crushed Madara gave a satisfied laugh. "At least there is some justice in the world."

As the Yondaime appeared Madara merely scoffed "Oh please you're going to have to do waaaaaayyyyy better that some giant toad if you want to beat my Kyuubi. Not that you ever could."

With that he began to cackle madly "Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahah-cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, w-water. I-I need water." He then started to take big gulps of water. When he was done "Ah now where was I, oh right Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa. Man, that felt good."

Every time Kyuubi would land a hit on the toad Madara would do a new type of cheer. This would have creeped anyone out if there was anyone to see it.

So confident Madara was that Kyuubi would destroy Konohagakure no Sato that it came as a complete surprise when his pet was keeled over in defeat after the bright light enveloped the Yondaime. Realizing how the Yondaime beat his pet Madara stood there for a minute or two. Slowly his body began to shake until finally his fury exploded.

" " Madara yelled out so loud that some of the banshee like Haruno's (not all of them are banshee like) would be quiet in comparison, and a geyser of fire shot out from him reaching several meters in length adding to show how angry he was. How was it that no one ever heard the yell or the giant geyser is a phenomena historians will never figure out being that no one ever heard or saw either things so no one knew it happened.

As the Sandaime made his way back into Kushina's room she heard him say "well Kushina here is Naruto." As she turned from looking out of the window hoping against all that Minato hadn't done what he said he would do her hopes were dashed as she saw the whiskers that now adorned the sleeping Naruto along with the seal on his belly. Fury rising in her for the beast she spat out "take that-that thing away from me." Shocked the Sandaime said "B-But this is your-" "NO, that thing is no longer my son. All I have left is my daughter, my son and husband died fighting the Kyuubi, yes, yes that's what happened, that's exactly what happened." As she said this she slowly began her descent into madness.

Now fearing for Naruto's safety Sarutobi left the room as quickly as he could freaked out by Kushina's now constant ramblings. He left Akahana with Kushina knowing she had enough of a mind left not to harm her daughter.

In his office the Sandaime wondered if he should tell the people of Konoha just how the Yondaime saved them. As he sat contemplating this Jiraiya and Kakashi burst into the room. Jiraiya looked at Sarutobi's face realizing what he was thinking. " No Sarutobi-sensei, I know what you're thinking and you can tell them that Naruto is the container for the Kyuubi." Kakashi agreed with Jiraiya saying " I have seen the people. Most of them are total wrecks right now, if you tell them the truth then Naruto will be fucked for life." Agreeing the Sandaime decide not to the People of Konoha the truth.

Sadly a Root Anbu was listening in on the conversation. A soon as he heard enough he shunshined to Danzo and began to tell him everything. Danzo contemplated, if he could get the people to hate the boy, then open up a window of trust for himself to exploit the he would gain a powerful weapon to use. Ordering the his Anbu to spread the word Danzo thought to himself 'soon I'll have myself the ultimate weapon. Then all of Konoha will be mine. People can be such bigoted fools.' He laughed at this in his mind as he began planning for the conquest of Konoha.

Somewhere in Amegakure no Sato.

Madara was crying his eyes out as he alternated between sawing a couch in half and eating ice cream with a shovel. "Whaaaaa haaaaaa haaa uhuhuhuhuh whhhhaaaaaa!" this was all that seemed to come out of Madara's mouth.

Pein and Konan were quickly becoming annoyed with his crying. Pein finally burst saying "MADARA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU WOULN'T LISTEN TO ME WHEN I SAID IT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA TO SEND THE KYUUBI TO ATTACK KONOHA SO STOP YOUR CRYING, IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY, AND DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO DESTROY MY FURNITURE?" Sniff, sniff "Y-Y-You d-don't h-have to b-be so-so mean."

At this Pein got really mad "Oh, you're calling me mean, I remember right before you had Kyuubi attack Konoha you said "Oh shut the fuck up you Goth pierced freak. I don't have to listen to what you say. You're only the fake leader of Akatsuki. Since I'm the real leader I get to do whatever I want to so go back and stuff more piercings inside yourself you cock-sucking wimp of a walking mother-shit-fucking skeleton. Oh and FYI we can all hear what you and Konan do inside your office. I mean really put some privacy seals on or something." and then you left, so you get no sympathy from me."

At this Madara began to cry even more. In order to placate him Pein finally said "why don't we just gather up all of the jinchiriki and biju put them into the Gedō Mazō with the Kyuubi last that way we will have all nine biju to destroy Konoha with then we release the Juubi. Ya know do things as originally planned."

As Madara stopped crying he began to think. "Aha I have a brilliant idea. Why don't we gather up all of the jinchiriki and biju put them into the Gedō Mazō with the Kyuubi last that way we will have all nine biju to destroy Konoha with then we release the Juubi. Ya know do things as originally planned."

At this Pein was sputtering indignantly " th-th-that's what I-I-I-I j-j-ju-ju-just said." Madara began to laugh "oh silly Pein you and your constant idea snatching, but don't worry I give you some credit." With this Madara left.

Pein just stood there seething in anger. He calmed himself down and said "well at least you listen to me right Konan?" when he got no response he looked back to find Konan wearing earplugs and reading a Dominatrix Girls catalog. Pein then went off to go and sulk in a corner about no one ever listening to him.

Hello folks I'm Sarutobi Hiruzen and I'll tell you about the next chapter. Six years will have passed since the Kyuubi attack and thanks to Danzo everybody now knows about Naruto. Poor Naruto, now he has to survive with people hating him left and right. Hopefully things will better for him soon. Please tune in next time.

Phew, that was a lot of typing for me. It took me several days to write this. I do hope you readers like the Ocness of Pein and Madara as this is a parody and I am trying to be funny. Oh and please review as reviews let an author know their stories are being appreciated.

(1) Yes twins although they look different from each other

(2) Minato also calls him that

(3) Don't know how many actual seals are needed for the jutsu but for my story there are going to be 5,000

(4) Water style: Exploding Water Shock Wave

(5) May end up calling him Bunta just to shorten things up

(6) Those tails are freaking long

(7) Water style: Great waterfall technique

Well Ja ne folks.