Descendant of God

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto but I do own any oc's that I come up with.

Just to let you know Naruto will not gain Deidara's ability to use clay bombs or Sasori's puppet using abilities. The Rinnegan will be more than enough. They will still teach him important things though.

Random Cave in Fire country.

After Sasori and Deidara had gotten over their shock of seeing the Rinnegan in Naruto's eye's they decided to keep quiet about it until they could reach a secluded spot. They had found a cave which looked like the best place for them to break the news to Naruto. When they reached said cave they went in pretty deep were Sasori proceeded to place a privacy seal on the cave.

Placing Naruto down from his shoulders Deidara finally spoke "Naruto, have you managed to see your eyes recently." Naruto confused by this answered "yeah I have, they are a sky blue color. What's so great about them?" Giving each other a look Sasori said "well then kid this may come as a shock to you." Bringing out a mirror for Naruto much to his confusion Sasori gave him the mirror for Naruto to see. Slowly confusion turned to surprise which turned into happiness. With pure joy Naruto exclaimed "I have the Rinnegan, this is so awesome!" jumping with excitement Naruto also began to realize this meant he was related to the Rikudo Sennin. Calming down with this thought he smiled to himself thinking 'I'm related to Rikudo Sennin, my hero.' with this Naruto made a silent vow to himself that he would do whatever it took to make his hero proud even though he was long dead. 'I'll be just like him' was Naruto's train of thought.

Deidara finally brought Naruto out of it by saying "Soooo, what'd ya know about being a shinobi Naruto, yeah?" Naruto answered "not much really, I only know about stealth, traps, a bit of taijutsu and some chakra control, but that's it." For a six year old child that was pretty good considering they were only supposed to have just started the academy. "Well Naruto me and know some pretty good taijutsu but you'll have to find a taijutsu specialist or do something else to become great at it. As for ninjutsu we have that covered. You can learn all you need to from us in that art, yeah." Sasori started to take over from here "in genjutsu we don't know anything other than how to dispel it. So again you'll have to find someone else to teach you there."

"Our other skills we can tell you later but for now let's try and get to know each other, yeah" Deidara said. "Well what do you want me to say?" questioned Naruto. "Just your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and dreams for the future, yeah(1). I know you told us about your life back in Konoha but that doesn't really tells us about you." Sasori spoke up. "Well my likes are Hokage-jiji" he got raised eyes at this(2) "Ayame-neechan and Teuchi-ojisan, ramen, books, and training. My dislikes are mean people(he still is a six year old), the 3 minutes it takes to make ramen(just had to have it), and the villagers of Konoha." "You don't like the villagers of your home. Then why do you want to become a shinobi of Konoha, why not just join some other village?" Sasori questioned. Naruto answered "Because I want to make jiji proud and I can't do that unless I become a shinobi of Konoha(3). As a silent thought to himself he also wanted to see Sakura again.

Sasori and Deidara smiled at hearing that. He was glad to see that there were some people out in this cruel world of theirs that still had pure hearts.

Deidara then pulled out a schedule he had been working on for Naruto. Where he got the time to make the schedule no one knows.

It read :

5:00-6:00/ Wake up, eat breakfast

6:00-7:00/ warm-up

7:00-9:00/ Work on taijutsu

9:00-11:00/ Weapons practice

11:00-12:00 / Eat lunch

12:00-4:00/work on chakra control

4:00-5:00/ stealth

5:00-6:00/ history

6:00-8:00/ ninjutsu

8:00-9:00/ dinner

"After 9:00 p.m. you can do whatever you want. Just remember that you still have to get up at 5:00 a.m. again, yeah."

As Naruto's eyes widened at the schedule he thought to himself 'oh boy, these next few years are going to be exhausting.' Tired from all the action of today Naruto let out a yawn. At this Sasori decided it was time for bed. Before he went off to sleep Naruto asked "hey can I call you guys niisan." Surprised by the question Sasori and Deidara thought for a moment before saying "Sure Naruto." As sleep slowly claimed him Naruto thought happily I have two 'big brothers now.'

Naruto woke up all of a sudden in a dim sewer. There were a few lights here and there, but otherwise pretty dim. There was also a large amount of water. Surprised that he was in a place like this Naruto began to call out "Deidara-niisan, Sasori-niisan, where are you?" In response to this he heard a voice "Come, come to me." Not knowing what else to do Naruto walked in the direction of the voice. It had come from a large and dark tunnel and had sounded very deep and powerful. It had a very commanding presence to it even from so far away. As Naruto got closer to the voice it got louder. "Good, good your slowly getting there. Just a bit farther." There also seemed to be a reddish orange glow coming from the darkness he was headed into.

When he reached the end of the tunnel he was meet with a gargantuan door with jail bars. There only seemed to be a tiny piece of paper with the word seal on it keeping the doors together. "Well that's just stupid. Why would there only be one tiny piece of paper keeping these doors together. Obviously they are going to need something better than that." "You'd be surprised at how well that little piece of paper keeps me imprisoned."said the Kyuubi popping out from the darkness of its cage. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" Naruto screamed as he fell down on his butt startled by the giant fox appearing seemingly out of nowhere. "W-Who ar-are yo-you." Naruto asked in a scared voice "Who am I, WHO AM I, I AM THE GREAT, THE AWSOME, THE AMAZING, THE MAGNIFICENT KYUUBI NO KITSUNE." the Kyuubi said while confetti came out and a bright sign saying Kyuubi no Yoko appeared above the Kyuubi. "You forgot to add humble" Naruto added in sarcasticly. Then Naruto started to process what he had just called himself. 'Oh no.' "OH MY GOD IT'S THE DEMON FOX. WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING HERE? MORE IMPORTANLY WHY AM I HERE?" The Kyuubi sweat dropped at seeing Naruto start to hyperventilate. "Whoa, whoa easy there kit calm down. You look like you've seen a ghost or something." "OF COURSE I LOOK LIKE I'VE SEEN A GHOST. SAID GHOST IS YOU. THE HISTORY BOOKS SAID THE YONDAIME KILLED YOU!

"Well, they lied. I'm not dead, just stuck inside of you kit." "Wait stuck inside me what's that suppose to mean?" "I means that 6 years ago when I was attacking the village your father(4) defeated me by sealing me inside of you creating a jinchriki. That's why you always get those stares of anger and hatred. The people of Konoha hate you because of me. They think you are me trapped inside of a human body. While this is true you are the one who is in control not me. We are two separate beings, not the same being like the people of Konoha think." At this relief flushed into Naruto he said "ya know you're a lot nicer than what everyone says." "Oh, and what do they say?" "That you are an evil demon bent on destroying all of the world.' At this tears sprang in the Kyuubi's eyes as he said aloud "I'M NOT EVIL DAMNIT, JUST MISUNDERSTOOD. ALSO I'M NOT A DEMON." "You're not? Then what are you?" "I am a chakra construct, or chakra being for simplicities sake. If I was a demon I would have put Yoko instead of Kitsune at the end of my big title announcement.""Oh, so your made entirely out of chakra then." "Yes." "What are demons then?" "Demons are beings that were made by the God of Chaos Arcarian. Over the years after the Rikudo Sennin unlocked chakra for everyone else it started to leak over into the world of Makai the home of all demons. There chakra mutated to become Youkai(5). Youkai is denser than chakra and more violent. My chakra hoever acts so much like Youkai that it can be easily mistaken for it. That's one of the reasons I have been mistaken as a demon."

Understanding this much Naruto asked "is the some sort of seal on my body that signifies where you are?" ""Yes there is. It's on your belly. It appears whenever you try to use your chakra." Happy to hear this Naruto asked a final question "Is there a smaller form you have. It gets hard talking to a giant fox. Especially when I'm as short as I am." Instead of replying the Kyuubi just transformed. Soon instead of a giant fox there was a man with blood red hair that reached to his shoulders and was pretty spiky. He looked like he was very well muscled throughout his body. His eyes were also a blood red with slits in them. He wore armor(picture on profile) that had shoulder spikes, forearm guards that were attached to gantlets on his hands. On his chest there was metal plates and on his abdomen there was black metal plating that went a few inches below his torso. He also had a black cloth with blue flames at the edge on either side of his lower abdomen. He had blades on his leg armor that could be used when kicking. All in all he looked badass.

"Whoa" was all Naruto could say. ""Whoa" is right kit, but right now I think it's time for you to wake up. It's almost morning." With that Kyuubi sent Naruto out of his subconscious, not that Naruto had known that is where they were.

Waking up Naruto took off his shirt and soon began trying to charge chakra. Deidara and Sasori sensed the chakra thus waking them up from their sleep. They were surprised when they saw Naruto with his shirt of gathering chakra. What really surprised them was when a seal appeared on Naruto's belly. Shocked they heard Naruto say "So, I really am the jinchriki of the Kyuubi." Hearing this they were now shocked, surprised, and confused. "Speaking up Deidara said "Naruto what are you talking about, yeah?" Startled Naruto fell on his butt again and lost all the chakra he had gathered causing the seal to disappear. He then noticed that Deidara and Sasori were awake and looking at him.

"UUUhhhh, you guys probably want to know what that was all about don't you?" he said this while rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. Getting nods from each of them Naruto began to explain what he had dreamed about. When he was done Sasori and Deidara were staring at him blankly before Sasori said "So you met a giant fox, trapped behind a cage, in a sewer" "and said giant fox told you he was trapped inside of you and that same fox is the Kyuubi no Yoko" "Kitsune" "fine, Kyuubi no Kitsune the most powerful of the Biju, yeah." Naruto nodded. At this Sasori and Deidara burst out laughing "." "Oh that is a good one Naruto, yeah." Sasori added in "Yeah! I never would have thought of that for a prank." Both continued to laugh.

Angry that neither of them believed him Naruto decided to gather up chakra to make the seal appear again. As soon as he tried to the seal appeared shutting up both them. Their shocked faces made Naruto feel good about himself right about now. "So, you weren't just pulling our leg when you said all of those things, yeah." Naruto shook his head. Sasori said "Well crap." Deidara suddenly got a thought. He then spoke up "This is so awesome, yeah." "How is it awesome Deidara? Poor Naruto here is a jinchuriki." "Think about it Sasori. When have a student who not only has the Rinnegan, but is a jinchuriki for the strongest of the Biju. Think of the kind of powerhouse Naruto will be if he is trained right, yeah." Both of them began to think while Naruto just stared at them. Both suddenly got huge grins on their faces as they thought of how strong Naruto could be. Just then their alarm clock rang as it said 5:00 a.m.. So the Kyuubi had technically woken Naruto up at Morning. Problem was that it was too early in the Morning.

At this Deidara said "well looks like breakfast time, yeah." A this Sasori(6) and Deidara started to get out the materials for cooking breakfast.

Once breakfast was over Deidara took Naruto outside of the cave while Sasori went off to collect something important and wouldn't be back for a few days.

Soon enough Naruto was on his warm up doing 20 laps around a large lake that was near the cave. After that he had to do 50 push-ups, and 50-sit-ups to complete his warm up. Once That was done Deidara took him to a large clearing in the forest and said "alright now we'll be going over some basic taijutsu. You won't be learning any kind of advanced taijutsu for a while now, yeah."

With that Deidara showed him the stances for basic taijutsu that was taught all throughout ninja academies in every nation that had a hidden village. Having Naruto practice the stances and correcting him whenever he did something wrong Naruto learned them suprisingly quick. It would only take a few days until he had the basic taijutsu down. "Alright Naruto now that you have the basic taijutsu down how bout we have a little spar, yeah." "Really Deidaraa-niisan? Okay! I'm coming at ya."

With that Naruto charged at Deidara trying to punch his stomach. Deidara simply dodged Naruto's obvious attack. He then gave a light punch at Naruto's side sending him back a few feet. Getting right back up Naruto continued to punch, kick, and do anything to try and hit Deidara. Deidara simply kept blocking all of his attacks, hitting back a few times, until Naruto was too tired to continue. Collapsing on the ground panting Naruto tried to get back up only to fall back down again. "Alright now that is enough. You rest and we'll move on to the next lesson went your ready, yeah." Naruto tried to protest "n-no I can-pant-still-pant-f-fight-pant. B-Besides I haven't-pant-I haven-pant-gotten one-hit on you-pant-Deidara-niisan." "Naruto the point wasn't to hit me. The point was to get use to using the taijutsu style. Academy style is the most basic style out there. You have to learn how to master it before we can move on to any of the stronger styles, yeah."

Feeling a bit better hearing this Naruto opted to wait until he was rested before they moved on to the next lesson.

They began weapons practice next. However this involved little more than throwing kunai and shuriken at bulls-eyes. After that it was lunch time. Once lunch was over they started on Naruto's chakra control.

"Oh my god! What kind of control are they teaching you at the academy, yeah!" "Deidara-niisan I only just started the academy before I left to go get stronger." "Oh, right, I forgot, yeah." I was good that they had found out just how bad Naruto's chakra control was, otherwise it would have been hell to have tried to control it when he was older. 'For a six year old he has a lot of chakra, thanks to the Kyuubi no doubt, yeah.' thought Deidara. "Alright we'll go over some basic chakra control exercises, yeah." Picking up a rock he threw it at Naruto who caught it. "Now Naruto use your chakra to make that rock stick to your head, yeah." Showing how it was done Deidara stuck the rock to his head using only his chakra. However Naruto saw something surprising. He was able to actually see Deidara's chakra flowing to the rock to make it stick. He saw the precise amount Deidara had used. Amazed he spoke up "Deidara-niisan I can see your chakra." At this Deidara said "that could be an ability of the Rinnegan. To be able to see a person's chakra when they use it, yeah." Deidara also wondered if naruto could turn his Rinnegan off. "Hey Naruto try sending chakra to your eyes, yeah." Confused, Naruto complied. Sending chakra to his eyes he let out a gasp as thinks started to become clearer.

He was now able to see everything from that bird in the sky to the ant on the tree. Anything that was difficult to see now just became clearer as if a fog had lifted. Curious he sent in more chakra into his eyes. Now he was able to see the chakra of every living being around them. From Deidara to the rabbit nearby to all of the plants he could see all of their chakra and how it moved.

"Well it doesn't seem like you can turn those eyes of, yeah." Deidara said when he sensed that Naruto had pushed some chakra into his eyes. However he knew something had happened when Naruto let out a surprised gasp. Deciding to wait until he was done to ask questions he stood there. "Wow, Deidara-niisan these eyes are amazing. I was able to see the chakra of every living being around us." Raising an eyebrow he thought 'so these are some of the Rinnegan's abilities, yeah.' Well Deidara knew one thing. The Rinnegan was going to make anything that involved chakra a whole lot easier.

While Naruto began practicing chakra control Deidara sat thinking about the Rinnegan's abilities 'so far it seems like all it can do is help Naruto learn jutsu faster, among a few other things, yeah.' Then he remembered when they had found him yesterday. Naruto had been surrounded by a huge crater. It would have obviously taken a really powerful move to create that big of a crater.

"Hey Naruto come here for a second would ya, yeah." Naruto stopped his chakra control exersices and walked over to Deidara. "What is it Deidara-niisan?" "Remember last night when you were being chased by those Root Anbu as you called them, yeah." Nodding his head Deidara continued "Well do you remember how you were able to beat them all, yeah?" Naruto tried his hardest to remember how he had beaten them.

Flashback

Backed into a corner Naruto never felt more afraid than now. One of the Root Anbu said "this kid is pretty good to have dodged us for as long as he did." "Yes, but it was futile. In the end Danzou-sama gets what he wants" one of his companions replied. and with that one of them drew their sword preparing to incapacitate Naruto. Not realizing this Naruto thought he was going to die. As tears swelled in his eyes he thought 'No, no, no, no, this isn't how I wanted it to end. I can't die, not here, not now! There was so much I didn't get to do.' In his desperation at not wanting to die something broke inside of him. With a rush of power and speaking words that were completely foreign to him he said "Shinra Tensei."

Flashback end

That was it! After he had said that he ended up decimating those Root Anbu and all the surrounding forest. "Shinra Tensei, those were the words to the jutsu I must have used to beat them." "Well do you know how to do the jutsu Naruto? After all if you could learn that jutsu you would gain an amazing ability, yeah." "That would be awesome if I could do it!" Naruto said excitedly "only, I don't know how I did it in the first place." he finished rather lamely.

"Well, try to remember the feeling you had when you used the jutsu, but I think we should wait until later, yeah." With that they continue with all their other lessons until they reach ninjutsu. "Alright Naruto now let's try to get that same feeling you got when you used Shinra Tensei was it, yeah" "alright Deidara-niisan." With that Naruto sat down trying to meditate like Deidara had advised hoping that it would help him bring out the feeling. As he sat there trying to remember he slowly began to feel a tiny bit of the power that he had used on the Root Anbu. Very cautiously he tried pulling at more of it, feeling it come to him. The chakra which he currently felt was amazing in power. With it he felt like he could destroy anything. Good thing that wasn't how Naruto was like or we may have had a problem.

When he finally felt like he had enough Naruto released it all while saying "Shinra Tensei."

Deidara who had gotten up into the air on one of his clay birds to keep out of the way was shocked at just how powerful that jutsu was. The crater made was pretty small but still, the jutsu looked like it could destroy a village if enough power was put into it(ironic huh).

As he landed back on the ground he said to Naruto "I want you to keep working on that jutsu untill you have it mastered. It has the potential to be one of your most powerful jutsus, yeah." Smiling brightly at this Naruto got straight to work on mastering Shinra Tensei.

Eventually dinner time arrived and after that bed time.

For a few days Naruto's training went pretty much the same way. However when Sasori returned it was with a very interesting item.

"So did you manage to get the stuff, yeah?" asked Deidara. "Yeah, but it wasn't easy even with the Sandaime Kazekage's ability." Naruto who was curious asked "what's 'the stuff' you guys are talking about?" Sasori pulled out a scroll and unsealed a small bag. He then poured out what was inside. It was a bunch of what looked to be black sand. "Why'd ya get a bunch of black sand Sasori-niisan?" Chuckling at this Sasori explained "it's not black sand Naruto, it's Miracle Steel(7)." "Miracle Steel, what's that?" Deidara answered "Miracle Steel is a metal that never breaks, wears out, or rusts. NO matter what the conditions are. Not only that but it is reactive to chakra. Just watch, yeah." He then poured in a bit of his chakra into the powered metal. Naruto was amazed when it started to glow and vibrate. Sasori took over the explanation. "Also it is able to be combined with almost anything. From cloth to rubber you name it and Miracle Steel will probably combine with it."

"This is what the Sandaime Kazekage used for his Satetsu. With his ability to create a magnetic field to control metal it was very easy for him to extract a ton of Miracle Steel. It also helped that The LanD of Wind has a lot of it buried underground. That's why during the reign of the Sandaime Kazekage Suna's weapons were some of the best and most expensive. They were all made of Miracle Steel" Sasori finished up.

"This is the stuff I was looking for in The Land of Wind when I met up with Sasori." "Why were you looking for it Deidara-niisan?" "I was looking for it so that I could add it to my clay bombs, yeah." Showing Naruto he had one of his palm mouths eat some clay and then had it eat small amount of the Miracle Steal. Naruto watched as a small bird came out of the mouth when it was done chewing. Only this bird didn't look like all of the other clay bombs Deidara made. This one held a slight metallic appearance and it shone a little. Normally these details would be missed, but thanks to Naruto's Rinnegan he was able to see them all.

"Now Naruto you have seen all of my C levels. This is currently a C-1 bomb. Now watch what happens to a C-1 when it is infused with Miracle Steel, yeah." With that he let the small bird fly. When it got far enough Deidara activated it with a "Katsu!" The explosion was twice as powerful as a regular C-1. "Adding just a tiny amount of Miracle Steal can double the power of my explosive art, yeah." At this Sasori snorted "as if your worthless explosions are art. Please, art should be everlasting. Staying around for all of eternity so that everyone can appreciate it." "Hah! NO WAY, art is a bang, yeah. It is something that should only be around for a second so that everyone can appreciate it more when it is gone, not everlasting fucktard. Then everyone gets bored of it, yeah." "What did you call me you mother-hand-fucking freak." "oh you heard what I said Pinocchio, yeah." Naruto rolled his eyes and sighed as they got into another art/insult argument.

Valley of the End

Madara was currently sitting on his statue staring at the one of Harashima. He just kept staring until Pein brought him out of it. "Madara what the hell are you doing?"This startled Madara who said "DAMNIT PEIN YOU MADE ME BLINK." Confused he asked "What?" Madara answered "I'm having a staring contest with Harashima's statue. So far the score is 100 to 0 in the statues favor." "Wait a minute, let me get this straight, you're having a staring contest with a statue, right?" Madara nodded. Pein exploded "HOW IN THE HELL CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE SO FUCKING STUPID. I MEAN REALLY YOU"RE HAVING A STARING CONTEST WITH AN INANIMET FUCKING OBJECT, OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE. HOW ANYONE CAN BE SO MORONIC IS BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION. HELL I'M PRETTY SURE THAT EVEN GODS CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE SO GODDAMN IDIOTIC. YOU ARE A MORON AMONGST MORONS. WHEN THEY COMPARE THEMSELVES TO YOU THEY FEEL SMARTER. HELL I THINK IF ANYONE WERE TO SPEND 5 MINUTES WITH YOU THEY WOULD CATCH YOUR STUPIDITY. THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU ARE. YOUR SO DUMB THAT IT'S A DISEASE THAT YOU COULD THREATEN TO SPREAD IT TO EVERYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN."

After his outburst Pein stood there seething as steam came out of his ears. Madara just stood there staring blankly. Suddenly he blinked as if brought out of a trance and said "Oh, sorry I blocked out everything you said. Mind repeating it?" At this Pein just stomped of angrily. Confused Madara called "hey what are you so mad about. Come on tell me." Pein just continued walking off with Madara pestering him as to why he was so angry.

As they got to the lower parts of the valley Madara said "wait stop right where you are." Confused and startled by this Pein did as asked. Soon Madara was searching all over the ground for something. When he finally found said something he exclaimed "AHA, I finally found it!" He held up a rock victoriously. Pein started twitching before saying "a rock, you came to Valley of the End for a rock!" "Ah, but Pein this I no ordinary rock, no, no, this is a very special rock. Why it's essential for our plans."

"How is a shit-ass rock essential to our plans?" Pein sad looking like he was going to explode again. Madara said "Ah, but look at it and you will see what I am talking about." Now confused Pein nevertheless took the rock and began to examine it. He found strange black marking on it. He asked "what up with the strange markings?" Madara smiled "Pein nobody knows it, but Valley of The End is more than just the place where me and Harashima had our fight. It is also the place where the Rikudo Sennin himself fought and sealed the Juubi."

Surprise found its way onto Pein's face. "What! This is the place where those two fought!" Pein exclaimed with shock. Madara only nodded his head. "Of course in those days Valley of the End didn't exist yet, and the shape of the countries was different but this is the place." "Wow" was all Pein could say, but then a thought rose up. "Hey, that still doesn't explain why that rock is so essential to our plans." "Alright since you want to know so bad. You saw the black markings on the rock. Those were in fact the remnants of the sealing array the Rikudo Sennin used to seal the Juubi's soul into himself. Not only that but they have absorbed just a tiny bit of the Juubi's power, which I have absorbed into myself. The power that can be gained from just one of these is impressive in its own right. Sadly there are only ten of these. Fitting I suppose."

Pein was impressed that Madara had managed to find something like that. However he also wondered how that would help them. Voicing this aloud he said "How is that going to help us Madara, besides you getting a good power boost. It looks like it would serve as nothing more than a novelty. A relic of the past."

Madara sighed at this saying "Oh silly Pein, I may be act like an idiot one or two times, (at this Pein scoffed thinking he didn't act, he was an idiot, and it was waaaaaay more than one or two times) but I wouldn't spend 60% of my time looking for these things unless they were important-" "Wait you spent 60% percent of your time just fining those!" "Yes, they are surprisingly very hard to find for unknown reasons. Which is why I have only managed to find 4 so far. 5 if you count this one. However back to what I was saying. Currently we do have a way to gather all the Biju, but how do we combine their power to recreate the Juubi, huh?"

At this Pein was stumped. He had never really thought about this part of the plan. He had always been so focused on just gathering all of the Biju. Madara began to explain "I am going to reverse engineer the remains of the sealing array to come up with a seal that can take all of the other Biju's power and combine it to form the Juubi. After that we'll use the Juubi's power to unlock it's body from its moon prison, reunite the soul and body, take control of it with another reverse engineered seal so that we can rule the world. Get it?" Pein just nodded his head, too dumbfounded by the fact that Madara was acting serious for once.

"Yay, now let's go eat ice cream with shovels." and with that he was back to being crazy. Laughing like a sugar crazed maniac and pulling out a shovel Madara started running back to Ame. Pein just stood there thinking 'couldn't he have just used his space-time jutsu to get back to Ame? Oh well' and with that Pein started heading back to Ame as well.

"Hello readers Naruto here to tell you guys and girls about the next chapter. It will have been two years from now. I will be way more powerful. I can wait, and also I will be gaining something important next chapter so tune in next time. Ja ne."

Apologizes if the beginning of the chapter was too boring, but I hope the last bits of the chapter were more interesting.

(1) The introduction doesn't seem like it only has to be restricted to Kakashi and other member of Konoha

(2) It I suprising to them that anyone would be so casual with the Hokage

(3) I just had to give him a reason to become a shinobi of Knonha and I couldn't think of anything

(4) It wasn't a slip up it was intentional, Naruto just isn't going to bounce on it for now

(5) Is this spelled right?

(6) Sasori didn't replace every part of his body in order to enjoy certain "pleasures"

(7) Just something I made up in order to give certain weapons an unbreakable quality

Well that's all folks.