"What the hell is this, Otacon?" Snake asked, rubbing his eyes as he walked into the living room.

"To make up for that betting pool, we're going clubbing." Otacon said, forcing Snake to take a suit. "Put it on."

Snake coughed a laugh. "I'm old. How am I going to get into a night club?"

Otacon handed Snake a folded-up box. "When's the last time you used your old skills?"

Snake smiled. "Too long."

Behind the club.

The codec beeped, and Snake put a finger up to his ear inside his box.

"Snake, I'm in." Otacon said.

"Good." Snake said. "I'll take out the guard and sneak in."

"Snake, don't kill him."

"I'll just distract him. I swear."

"You've said that before."

Shadow Moses.

"Don't kill the guard." Otacon said.

Snake took a bloody knife out of the guard's neck, then plunged it back in several times.

"Sorry, didn't catch that." Snake said.

"I said don't kill-"

"STABSTABSTABBYSTAB!"

The present.

"I said sorry." Snake said.

"No, you didn't." Otacon said.

"Because saying sorry is for bitches." Snake said, deactivating the codec. The guard began walking along the alley and Snake, being the man he was, took the opportunity to watch the guard. "Stupid." Snake chuckled.

"! There's someone here!" The guard said.

"My god. Is this a military base or a damn night club?" Snake asked, shooting the guard with his tranquilizer pistol. Then shot him again. And once more. "Man, he's got a high drug tolerance." Snake said, sneaking in the back door. Snake found a broom closet and changed into his suit, a black suit with a white shirt, and walked out.

"Hey, you!" A guard said, walking up to Snake. "Why are you back here?"

"Err..." Snake thought, then fell on his back. "Heart attack! You damn young man!"

The guard ran off.

"Dumbass." Snake laughed, standing up and walking into the club.

"Hey, what are you doing in here?" A young woman asked.

"I'm just an old soldier, trying to live my last days in peace." Snake said, and kept walking. In truth, the old man got a kick out of saying things like that, not that he'd tell anyone.

"Hey Snake," Otacon said. "Was it hard getting in here?"

"It's not as easy as it used to be." Snake said.

"You seemed better at it, actually. You didn't kill anyone."

"I didn't kill that many people."

Shadow Moses.

"Snake, try not to kill anyone else." Otacon said.

Snake took out a machine gun, then happened upon a guard.

"This gun," Snake said. "Is going up your ass."

The Present.

"I get it!" Snake said. "I'm a bloodthirsty old man. I never said I was a hero."

"In fact, you said you weren't a hero. Several times." Otacon said.

Snake nodded slowly, then tripped Otacon using his CQC skills. A hot blonde girl walked over to Snake as Otacon stood up.

"Hey," She smiled. "I like older men."

'Jackpot.' Snake thought.