Snake settled into the couch, beside Sunny.
"G-G-G-Grandpa Snake," Sunny said. "Do y-you want to play Fallout 3?"
Snake shrugged. "Why not?"
They started the game and, watching the opening, Snake was having fun.
"This looks pretty cool," He said.
Then, the game said the famous line: 'War Never Changes.'
"Hey guys." Otacon said.
"Otacon, did you know this game directly contradicts my beliefs?" Snake asked.
"Huh?" Otacon asked, then slid earmuffs over Sunny's ears.
"This game says war never changes. But this game is set in an apocalyptic wasteleand! I know for a fact war changes!"
"The saying means that the things that start war never change."
"Huh. Coulda fooled me."
"What do you mean by that?"
"A long time ago a war was fought for a girl."
"Yeah, I know about Helena." Otacon sighed.
"I never fought for a girl. Hell, I never even got a girl!" Snake said.
"Go cry about it." Otacon said.
"Hey, at least I didn't have to go to my girlfriend's funerals." Snake said.
"Screw you, Snake!" Otacon shouted, running out of the room, crying.
Snake gingerly took the earmuffs over Sunny's ears.
"Uncle Hal a-a-acts like a g-g-girl sometimes." Sunny said.
"Yep." Snake agreed. "Man, this game is violent. You sure you should be playing it?"
"G-G-Grandpa Snake, I w-w-was in that f-fight with the USS M-Missouri. I s-saw a l-lot of violent s-s-stuff." Sunny said.
"Point taken." Snake said. "Can I play?"
"N-No," Sunny said, not paying much attention to Snake.
Snake sighed, then took a toothpick out and put it between his lips like a cigarette.