"G-G-Grandpa Snake, do you know what abridging is?" Sunny asked. She had been spending more time on the internet (which Snake doubted had been possible), with all of it on Youtube. She had gotten addicted to abridged series, and wanted to tell Snake about it.
"It sounds nerdy. Go ask Uncle Hal." Snake said, flipping through a magazine. It was not one of his Playboys, as Otacon had taken them away, worried Sunny would find them; instead, it was a magazine selling firearms, named "Drebin's Hardware."
"I-I-It's not nerdy!" Sunny disagreed. "I-It's funny."
"I doubt it." Snake said.
"Y-You don't find anything funny."
"I think it's funny when Uncle Hal's hurt."
"T-That's not funny," Sunny said, alarmed.
"Maybe not to you. But you've never seen what he does when you pop your head in a room and say 'Watch out, it's Gray Fox!' It's hilarious." Snake smiled, flipping the page of his magazine.
"Y-You should help me make one!" Sunny exclaimed.
"Not a chance in... Heck." Snake said.
"B-But you'd really fit the strong, mysterious hero role!"
"I'm not a hero."
"T-That's exactly what I'm talking about!" Sunny said. "Y-You sounded so mysterious! I-It's like you had a painful, mysterious past!"
"How much has Otacon told you about my past?" Snake asked.
"Uh..." Sunny thought about it. "Y-You're a clone, you smoke, and that you're a jerk. I-I don't think you're a jerk, though."
Snake sighed. "You're trying to flatter me, aren't you?"
"Y-You're moustache looks nice." Sunny said.
"Alright, I'll do it. What are we bridging?" Snake asked.
"W-We're abridging one of my favorite anime. I-It's called Vampire Knight." Sunny said.
"Hm. Sounds cool. What's it about?"
"W-Well, this girl is saved by a vampire, a-and she falls in love with him." Sunny said.
"... Is this Twilight?" Snake asked.
Sunny laughed. "Y-You sound old!"
"I am old. Who do I voice?"
"T-The vampire."
"I regret this more than being a soldier." Snake sighed.