A/n: For any readers of Alchemy, it's know on hold. Una has gone on vacation and has taken the plot with her. Other then that, here's some good ol' humour. Sometimes I wonder what the heck goes on in my mind.

Disclaimer: Once again, I own no Joe, or any other songs/company trademarks in this story.

5. Shaving Long Range's head is a no-no.

Long Range slowly opened his eyes. What was that annoying buzzing sound? Was he still dreaming? Was Cobra attacking? Was a bug flying close to his ear? Will moving up his head? Was Cobra using a bug to move up his head, making him hear that annoying buzzing sound, and it was in fact a dream? Wait. Why was his head feeling lighter than normal? What was going on? Was Cobra using a bug to move up his head, making him hear that annoying buzzing sound, and it was in fact not a dream? And why did it sound like someone was laughing evilly behind him?

He whipped his head around, surprising who ever was behind them, and let out a cry of shock when he saw a pile of hair on the floor. He felt the top of his head, and the Sigma driver felt all colour fade from his face. Nothing. Only bare skin.

Tunnel Rat sat on the floor and looked at Long Range with a scared expression. Had his eyes been open, they would have been huge. Like, saucer size.

"Tunnel Rat..." growled Long Range, standing up, casting a shadow over the younger man, his back blocking the early morning sun from view. He was looking downwards, and a sense of terror hung in the air.

(Yep. Another scene removed for extreme violence and cursing. Don't get Long Range mad.)

6. I will not sing Barbie girl when Duke enters the room.

Duke was walking down the hall of the Sea Titan, heading towards the conference room, humming to himself. It was a catchy tune, and it had been stuck in his head all day.

He opened the door and was greeted by a course of "I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie world! Life as plastic! It's fantasctic-"

Duke slammed the door shut, eyes wide in terror. His team were awful singers!

7. I will not lock Tunnel Rat in a small locker with a bucket of water slowly dripping water down, to slowly torture and/or kill him.

Duke, did not want to know. Let Snake Eyes be, and back away slowly.

8. I will not duct tape Tunnel Rat to the roof.

Snake Eyes wasn't sure how they had done it, but Duke and Spirit had managed to duct tape Tunnel Rat to the ceiling. And they were both now grinning like idiots.

Sometimes, not asking was the key to staying sane on this team.

9. I will not bedazzle Snake Eyes sword.

Snake Eyes shook his head as he walked towards the gym. Kamakura and Jinx had gotten into another fight, and now all he wanted to do was work out, do a couple of katas, and cut something with his sword to remind his team mates, that you do not mess with the guy with the big sharp sword.

So you can all imagine his surprise when he drew his sword, to find it bedazzled. Everyone in the gym broke out laughing, chuckling, snorting, and harharing. The Ninja Master growled silently, and even though he wore a mask that hid his eyes, anyone who looked at him swears that his eyes burned with a rage hotter then hell. Someone was going to die.

10. I will not eat burritos when sharing a room with anyone.

Tunnel Rat had scarfed down at least twenty burritos, and now he was paying for it. Well, to be exact, Spirit was paying for it.

All because he had drawn the longest straw. Wasn't it normally the shortest straw that lost?

But, the team had taken pity on him, and gave him a gas mask. Only four more hours.