Sane Note: I have a challenge for any and all authors out there. What is this challenge? Well, you must write a story with the words cat, fried chicken, unicycles, heights, baseball, unicorns, and gay purple badgers. An extra cookie if anyone can use those words to make an angst fic.

A/n: Since, I'm Canadian, today is Thank's giving, and we have turkey for dinner. Not sure how it is in the states though. But my aunt was making a duck instead of turkey, and she's American, so, we'll go with turkey.

DISclaimer: Need I say more?

17. I will not push the mysterious big red button.

There it was. Taunting him. Calling to him in all it's glory. It was as red as a fresh apple, and gleamed like a diamond. The big red button.

He felt the need to push it. The urge. He must push it! But, no! What if it was a trap? It was too great a risk!

Beep!

Tunnel Rat bit back a cry of shock as Hi-Tech hit the big red button, that had appeared from no where.

"That was easy!"

18. I will not use up all my sick days.

Hi-Tech remembered the day well. It was his first job, working at McDonald's. And all ready he had used up all his sick days. But the new movie Avatar was out... Every nerd's dream movie! But what could he do?

Ring! Ring!

"Hello. I'm calling in to inform you, that I won't be coming to work today because I died," Hi-Tech said, looking off into space.

On the other side of the phone, the manager was having a heart attack due to the fact that he had learned that they had long distance calling on the other side. Holy jumping cheeses!

19. I will not call area 51, claiming to be an escapee alien.

Duke turned to glare at Hi-Tech and Tunnel Rat who innocently whistled, arms raised in the air, as a group of men and women in black suits pointed seriously big guns at them.

"You two have some explaining to do," he growled.

20. I will not do weird experiments on Billy.

"You smell."

Spirit nearly jumped out of his skin as he heard the strange, whinny voice. He looked around, trying to locate where the voice had come from. He saw no one else in the room but Billy.

"What you looking at?" Spirit's eyes widened, rivalling the size of watermelons.

"Come on, don't let the cat claw your tongue, or however the saying goes. You gunna eat that jerky." If possible, Spirit's jaw dropped to the floor, as he watched Billy's beak move, in a way that would allow him to speak.

"What the..."

21. I will not stab anyone with a pork chop.

Snake Eyes could sense something was off. He could just feel it. And it felt cold and kind of mushy. And smelled like uncooked meat. With a deep sigh, he turned around, ready to face what fiend was waiting for him.

He got a slap to the face with a piece of meat. A pork chop.

"Die evil fiend! Go to a cold fridge-like place and freeze there!" Hi-Tech was trying with all his might to stab the ninja with a pork chop. A. Pork. Chop.

Being ever so observant, Snake Eyes came to the conclusion that something had finally snapped in the hacker's mind. But, he had known it would happen someday. So all he had to do was find his crazy-hacker-emergency kit, and get the strait-jacket he had hidden in his closet.

22. I will not attach Duke to a rocket. Especially if said rocket explodes.

It was hard. Duke and Hi-Tech where currently missing, and Cobra, being ever so convenient had decided to attack some poor city. Why? Because they wanted tacos. Which made no sense, but nothing made sense anymore.

So, we can all imagine the surprise the team had when they saw a rocket blast skywards, with a Duke looking figure on it, and a cackling Hi-Tech running around in circles. In all honesty, they weren't at all surprised.

"Well," began Spirit, rather dully. "I think we need to get Hi-Tech a therapist."

"And Duke's gunna need one too," added Tunnel Rat, as he yawned.

Just as everyone were turning around to go get Snake Eyes' crazy-hacker-emergency kit, there was a very loud, bug bang.

"I'll go call the ambulance," sighed Scarlett.

23. I will not make Spirit be a therapist for Hi-Tech.

Stone was happily walking through the halls of the Joe's base, when he stopped outside of the room that Spirit and Hi-Tech were talking in. He pressed his ear to the door, and before he could move out of the way, a very mad, Spirit through the door open, and stormed down the hallway, looking like he was about to kill someone.

Confused, Stone looked inside the room to see Hi-Tech begin to scream, "Therapist! The Rapist! SPIRIT IS THE RAPIST!" Then to add to even more confusion, Hi-Tech began shouting out, "LOL", "ROFL" and "OMFG", which lead to a quick retreat from a certain man code named Stone.

24. I will not make the turkey explode.

Scarlet beamed proudly at the beautifully roasted turkey. The sweet scent of turkey drifted towards her, and she placed the bird on the table and turned around and headed back to the kitchen to check on the pumpkin pie.

Everyone sat around the large table, chatting happily. Duke stood up, and was about to carve the turkey when...

BOOM!

Everyone dived under the table, with shouts of terror, all except Tunnel Rat. And said red head was grinning broadly.

E/n: Not as funny as the last chapter in my opinion, buuuut... that's up for you to decide. Now, push the review button, in the spirit of Thank's giving!