A/n: I was a ninja for Halloween! I was a mix of Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes. It was pretty cool. I got a giant lollipop from my neighbour! I have it half eaten! It's big!

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except Fred.

25. I will not... Uh... I will not... I will not confuse the readers?

Hi-Tech blinked. He looked around, clearly confused. Where was he? Who were these people?

"Hi-Tech, you ok?" asked a blonde man. Who is this blonde man? For some reason Hi-Tech wanted to call him... Ken.

Yes, Ken was his name, at least, Hi-Tech thought it was. Maybe it wasn't. No, it was Ken.

"I don't think he's all there," said a red haired male, examining the genius. That must be... Reno? Yep. It was Reno!

"I think this strange powder has something to do with it." Hi-Tech looked at the black haired man who spoke. It was Rambo!

There were three others in the room. A red haired woman, who was most likely Mary, a black man named Barret, and was that Zorro! No, wait, Zorro wore a black cape... Then it must be... Cougar!

Hi-Tech nodded. Yep. He had guessed all their costumes perfectly.

"I must admit, your Halloween costumes are pretty good," admitted Hi-Tech. "Now let's go!"

And so, the combination of Ken, Reno, Mary, Barret, Cougar, Dial Tone, and a muttering Rambo exited the room. Apparently, Scarlett had to force Spirit to let her add some make up to change his skin tone to match Rambo's. But that's another story, for another time.

26. I will not super glue Snake Eyes ninjato in their sheaths.

"Run!" screamed Jinx to her partner in crime, Kamakura. The slower apprentice speed up, panting heavily.

"Did we lose him yet?"

"No!"

"IYAHHH!" In a flurry of movements, both apprentices were tackled by their furious master. Never again would they ever super glue his swords.

27. I will not test stuff on Snake Eyes.

"When will the effects wear off?" asked Duke, his eye twitching at the sight before him. The younger blonde shrugged his shoulders.

"I don't know. But if Cobra ever attacks, we can use this to battle them," mused Hi-Tech, drifting off deep into thought. Duke sighed and continued watching the disaster before him. Never again would Hi-Tech be allowed to test new energy drinks on a certain ninja.

28. I will not kiss Spirit unexpectedly.

Now that was an awkward time. For no reason Kamakura had went and kissed Spirit. On the lips. No reason what so ever. The team's back to wondering. Only this time they wondered if Kamakura was the gay one. Spirit sure wasn't. Not after the punch that had hit Kamakura. It was a pretty nice punch though.

29. I will not kidnap the director.

Important Notice! After surprising events, and a camel, this story has been cancelled due to a crack team of Joes kidnapping the director. If anyone seesBob, please alert the authorities and do not approach any military figures around him. ("Note: Bob is not the real director. Cobra has once again defeated the Joes! COOOBRA!")

With that, the programmed ended...

30. I will not tempt the authoress with sugary substances.

"TR! What happened to ya?" Heavy Duty was shocked, scared, and some other word that escapes his mind at the moment.

Tunnel Rat looked up from where he sat on the floor, covered in candy wrappers, glue, glitter, pink paint, and... Were those lollipops?

"Never, and I mean NEVER try to bribe the authoress for more screen time. Especially when she already has sugar in her systems." With that, Tunnel Rat fell backwards, allowing sleep to over take him.

"I tried to warn him," said Spirit, walking into the room. "But he didn't listen. Put him with Hi-Tech. He should survive with minimum brain damage. I hope."

31. I will not kiss Spirit even if I asked.

Hi-Tech held the ice pack to his eye and let out another low, pained moan. Scarlett tsked at him from across the room, shaking her head.

"What's with everyone kissing Spirit?" she asked, unsure what had possessed these strange events to happen.

32. I will not break the fourth wall.

"Cobra Commander, sir! What's our next course of action?" asked just your regular Cobra soldier, named Fred. He stood, saluting the esteemed Cobra Commander, who had been doing nothing but pout all day long.

"What's the use?" asked the Commander, "We'll just lose. Those damn writers always make the Joes win."

"What are you talking about sir?" asked Fred, looking at his hero, confused.

"I mean, the writers who control our universe! Right now, as I speak, a young girl is borrowing us, whilst the actual writers have no idea about this! No matter what we'll always lose! The writers are against us! You and I have no controls over our actions! In fact, you don't even exist! You were in none of the Sigma Six episodes!" screeched the Commander, pointing at Fred, accusingly.

Suddenly, everything went white and the Commander found himself on a tropic beach, sipping a glass of lemonade.

"See, this is why I hate you."

33. I will not pop up in the wrong dimension.

Hi-Tech looked at the red and black uniformed man before him. Deadpool looked back.

"Wrong dimension?" asked Deadpool, as if he truly understood Hi-Tech's confusion.

"I think so," replied Hi-Tech, gulping. Deadpool nodded.

"Don't worry, you get use to it."

A/n: I was trying to get over a sugar rush and writers block whilst writing this. It sucks? Yes. Yes it does. I need to go steal Deadpool now... . I need more reasons to be crazy.