A/n: I swear, it seems like someone's talking behind my back. I just have this feeling. So sudden and new. Or maybe I'm just paranoid. Thanks to anyone who reviewed the last chapter. Which was no one. You can tell me if it sucked, I can deal with it.

Also, I'm running out of ideas. Plot bunnies being chucked at the authoress is very much allowed.

Disclaimer: No. I don't own them.

34. I will not discriminate.

Tunnel Rat sniffed loudly, and wiped his eyes, refusing to look at that cruel meanie Duke.

Duke felt the glares of Jinx and Kamakura drilling into the back of his skull. The pressure was building. He had done nothing wrong!

With a final sigh of defeat, Duke cleared his throat and looked at Tunnel Rat. "I'm sorry for discriminating against vampires," said Duke. 'But shape shifters still kick vampire tush...'

35. I will not diss Edward.

"I'm telling you! Edward's house is in the forest! He doesn't eat humans! He sparkles! Edward is obviously a fairy!" exclaimed Hi-Tech, throwing his hands up into the air, saying, "Ayeeee ohhhh! Lemme go!"

Tunnel Rat growled like a feral animal, hugging onto the computer geek's limbs.

"Take. It. Back," he spat, holding on as tight as he could, avoiding falling off of the flailing Hi-Tech.

"Never!" Hi-Tech gripped the red haired male's flaming locks, and pulled, trying to dislodge him from his limb. The smaller male was surprisingly strong... Or perhaps the blonde really needed to hit the gym more.

"YE-owch! Don't bit me!"

On the other side of the door, Duke and Spirit were eavesdropping on the two.

"Team Jacob all the way," they said in unison.

36. I will not show off my awesome ability to shape shift.

Needless to say, they really shouldn't let the techie drink scotch anymore.

Especially after he ripped off his clothes, and claimed he had shape shifted into a fierce turtle. Hi-Tech was still trying to destroy all the photo evidence. And the videos. And those t-shirts...

37. I will not drink Billy's blood.

"No, not the bird, Billy's, but an alcoholic drink that Long Range came up with."

Duke's mouth hung open, as he starred in disbelief at Hi-Tech. The blonde was currently tied up in a strait-jacket, laughing manically about evil bunnies taking over a cookie shop. Stone sighed once again and shook his head sadly.

"He's been like this for the last past sixteen hours, and Long Range is still missing. We fear he's dead." Duke looked at Stone, and shook himself.

"Right then. Find all of this weird mixture, and destroy. No. Nuke it." Stone nodded and left to round up a team to terminate any and all remaining Billy's blood.

38. I will not incorporate song lyrics into conversations.

'Why are you helping me?' signed Snake Eyes to the white clad ninja standing before him. Storm Shadow smiled.

"All you did was save my life."

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"Come on, TR, help me out!" exclaimed Heavy Duty, struggling to catch the stray chicken that had popped up onto the deck of the Sea Titan.

"It's my life! It's now or never! I ain't gunna live forever!" said Tunnel Rat, turning away from the scene.

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"So, how did you two meet?" Stone asked Hi-Tech, curious about the techie's new long distance relationship.

"Well," began Hi-Tech, "I seen her in a smoky room. I smell of win and cheap perfume. For a while they can share a night! It goes on and on and on and on! Strangers, waiting...'walking' down the boulev-" Stone covered the Techie's mouth.

"Let's not turn this into a musical," he growled.