I'M back and still don't own naruto

"I'm sorry naruto I didn't know that would upset her but what the hell happened to konan?", sakura asked

"Well she was very crazy about paper let's just leave it as that okay I just don't want to talk about it, on the brighter side sasuke is having dreams about hinata and my sister in hot tubs." Naruto said as they were walking down the hall way looking around the school. "Not to mention he saw my sister in nothing except her bra and panties and passed out when she walk up to him.

"Are you serious that is hilarious sasuke wow just wow." Sakura laughed

"Hn" sasuke replied as they walked in to the court yard of the school and walked to the cafeteria.

"Did we hurt the almighty Uchiha feelings were sorry." Naruto and sakura said at the same time like they usually do when they do something to sasuke

"Whatever naruto is still wanting kill all the squirrels." Sasuke said

"What still that was 8 years ago come on dude just give it up just what did they do to you?" a boy wearing an Eskimo jacket brown hair and red marking on his face asked "Um where did naruto go?" They look at the table where everybody of their friends are sitting at and see naruto curled up and rocking back and form like a crazy person. "Wow that's more disturbing than that one time I walked in on my mom having her special time.

*FLASH BACK CUT AWAY SCENE*

Young kiba is walking around his house late at night when he gets his mom room he knocks on his moms door and hears weird noises coming from her room so he opens the door momma are you okay." Kiba asked

"Shut the damn door pup." Tsume said

*FLASH BACK CUT AWAY SCENE END*

"Um wow we didn't need to know about that kiba that just disturbing." A platinum blonde with blue eyes named ino said. Ino was wearing a purple dress that fit her figure nicely

"Hey what happened to naruto" a voice behind them asked. As they turned around they found out it was Karin.

"Um who are you and how do you know naruto?" asked ino

"Forget about naruto will you go out with me?' kiba asked and for some reason ino was a little jealous.

"My name is karin and I'm sorry but there's one guy that I'm kind of already interested in since he kind of ran into me today." Karin said sakura and sasuke had smiles on their faces as they realized who she was talking about.

"So who is the guy that ran into you?" ino asked

"I will show you right now." Karin said as she walked up to the table and pulled naruto up and full on kissed him in front of everybody waking him up from his trance.

"Hey karin I was hoping I would see you again today looks like I got my wish." Naruto says as he pulls her in for another kiss this one they start making out just to screw with everybody.

"Damn you are a good kisser you know that naruto." Karin said to naruto as more people were coming into the cafeteria while hinata and neji hyuga walked in just now to see naruto and karin make out.

"It seems like fate hates me every time I walk in a room that naruto is in he is always attached to the lips of a girl." Neji says

"Can it neji just get a girlfriend then you see why I'm always kissing a girl, also hey hinata did you know that sasuke has a crush on you for the longest time?" naruto said

"Damnit naruto you weren't supposed to say anything." Sasuke said then looked over at hinata and blushed badly when he saw what see looked like she was wearing a bulky light purple sweater and semi dark blue pants that went down to her ankles and sandals and her indigo blue hair almost went all the way down her back making her look even more beautiful than sasuke remembered her. "Um hey hinata." Sasuke said awkwardly

Hinata then eeped and bolted out of the cafeteria.

"God job Romeo you scared her go after her sasuke." Naruto said. Then sasuke bolted out chasing after her.

"Troublesome." Said a lazy pineapple head kid said while going back to sleep while his friend stuffed his face.

*5 minutes later*

Sasuke and came back and were holding hands as it turns out they both had crushes on each other for the longest of times and now they are a happy couple.

"So karin would you like to go out some time with me?" naruto asked Karin

"I would love to go out with you naruto." Karin replied while sakura giggled

Kiba was shocked that he couldn't get a date but sasuke and naruto could. Just then the bell rang. The first day just started and it was going to get more interesting.

A/N sorry for the short chapter. Okay I'm serious should tsunade be a teenager if she is she will be one of the 2 school bitches if not she may be the nurse. What should karins last name be or should she even have a last name. What pairings would be good except for naruto karin sasuke and hinata those ones are set in stone for right now. Yes there are going to be cut away scenes. Just please review and tell me what you think, or I'm going to kill all the squirrels.

Peace out