Again I don't own naruto it sad I know but I will live on
(Hi) thoughts
"Yo" talking
"DIE YOU %^$* SQUIRRELS" screaming
"Ah man I don't want to go to class." naruto said as he sakura sasuke and Karin walked back to the main school building.
"Why you want to stay and make out with your new girlfriend?" sasuke asked as naruto and Karin blushed an hid there faces from the other.
"She's not my girlfriend . . . yet she is a girl of my interest and she is very kissable." Naruto said
"Isn't that what you said about Princess Koyuki from kazahana when we had our trip after we finished the sixth grade?" Sakura said making both naruto and Karin stop walking.
"Oh yeah they would not leave each other's faces alone for almost the whole trip after he saved her life from her crazy uncle and wasn't she like I don't know 3 years older than him to." Sasuke added
"You guys aren't helping." Naruto deadpanned
"You meet Koyuki the actress and princess of the kazahana and made out with her and you were going out with her to, who the hell are you are you some kind of player." Karin asked as her face went from awe to amazed to anger.
"Yeah but we called it quits after we realized it wouldn't work out with her schedule for filming but we still keep in contact and no I'm not a player I just have had a lot of girlfriends in my past since none of them made me really happy unlike Koyuki and I'm hurt that you would think that karin." Naruto explained in a sad tone
"I'm sorry naruto but I just meet you today so I don't really know you but I would like to get to know you more." Karin apologized
"It's okay Karin I understand and how about a date this Friday sound?" naruto asked
"That sounds wonderful naruto id love to how about you come and get me around 7." Karin said
"I'll be there." Naruto said
"Well I better get to class see you guys around and naruto." Karin said
"Yeah Karin" naruto said as Karin came up to him closer and grabbed his face and locked lips with naruto for a couple of seconds.
Then she pulled her face away and said in a sultry voice "Your mine and only mine got it." naruto could only nod his head.
"Don't forget we are still here also and why do you keep kissing naruto if you guys aren't going out?" Sakura exclaimed
"ehh your just bystanders and the reason I keep on kissing naruto is the fact that when I made out with him this morning personality made him feel warm, nice, and lovable and I really like that feeling so I keep on kissing him for that feeling plus he taste exactly like ramen does that answer your question." Karin said
"What do you like ramen?" naruto asked
"I LOVE ramen." Karin exclaimed
"Oh god you guys are perfect for each other since you both love ramen." Sasuke and sakura said at the same time.
"Well I better get to class before I'm late I have math bye" Karins says as she runs to where her class should be at
"well I got english Kurenai and you guys got Shizune for health so bye" sakura said as she went off to class while naruto and sasuke went off to health when they got there saw that kiba was there and ino were also in the class so naruto and sasuke went an sat next to them.
"So naruto is it true did you really hook up with Koyuki on our sixth grade trip?" kiba asked while ino slapped him up the head
"You don't ask something that personal like that." Ino said to kiba while looking at kiba see found herself blushing (Why am I blushing its only kiba but he does seem more handsome looking)
"It's okay ino and yes kiba I hooked up with Koyuki on the trip and we were together for a month afterwards and then we called it off since we couldn't see each other." naruto said
Kiba then got out of his seat and got on his knees and started to bow to naruto while repeating "I am not worthy" over and over until the teacher walked in the classroom.
"There is no bowing in my classroom I don't care what your friend did so get up and sit down in your seat. Hi my name is Shizune and I am your health teacher for the year so let's all try to get along. "Shizune said while smiling
The whole class had one thought on their mind (Whoa Bipolar much)
"I am going to teach you all you will need not to mention that the whole freshman class will have to go to a special sex education assembly that is not optional to miss ether. If you get hurt at all the nurses office is in the main hall all you need to do is look for the nurse's sign any questions?" "Non good let's begin"
For the rest of the period naruto just zoned out until the bell rang. "We'll see you guys later I got English." Naruto said as he left the class room. He then went to his English classroom where he found a seat and sat down a couple of minutes later Karin walks in and sits next to him.
"Is this seat taken?" Karin asks
"Why yes it is by the most beautiful red hair girl I know." Naruto said
"Oh you know how to make girl feel special." Kari said with a blush on her face.
"Okay class my name is Kurenai Yūhi and I am your English teacher for the year and I hope you all pass my class I advise you to watch your language and I don't like perverts and another thing…. Naruto and Karin talked to each other for the rest of the period. When the bell rang it was time for brunch where he both of them headed to the cafeteria where they meet up with everybody. They got there in time just too almost lose their hearing from lees screaming youth speech
"Ahh naruto you found a beautiful new girlfriend may her flames of youth burn brightly." Lee screamed as he stuck out like a sore thumb by wearing all green clothing
"Lee she is not my girlfriend… yet" naruto said
"Troublesome" shikamaru said Shikamaru looks like he did when he was a genin exempt he is wearing a black shirt.
"Hey it's the lazy genius what new." Naruto asked
"He's (crunch) not (munch) going to (munch) answer (crunch) you (gulp) because it would be to troublesome naruto." The chubby kid next to shikamaru said
"Your right choji I don't see why he even comes to school if it is so troublesome." Naruto replied
"Hey naruto whose the girl that next to you?" tenten asked
"Panda it's good to see you this is karin." naruto said
"What have I told you about calling me panda naruto I only let you call me that those couple times in the closets um I mean hi my name is tenten its nice to meet you karin." Tenten said
Multiple screams of "what trips to the closet are you talking about?" everybody screams except shikamaru who said troublesome."
"Beginning of 8t grade is all I'm saying" naruto and tenten said
"Hey naruto when did you first kiss a girl?" Karin asked while several other started to nodded their heads to the question
"Well you see the first time I kissed a girl I was" "Namikaze what the am I hearing that you're seeing another girl after we broke up and her of all people." A girl with amber colored eyes with blue hair and wearing a black shirt with red clouds on it and a red mini skirt
"We broke up over the summer konan I can date who I want to." Naruto said while getting mad "come on Karin let's get out of here" while dragging Karin out of the cafeteria
"So Karin what class do you have next?" naruto asked
"I have health with Shizune, what do you have next?" Karin asked
"I have elective with kakashi" naruto said "I better get to class now bye Karin:" as he walked off to class
"Hey you never answered my question" Karin said
"Its simple he was 8 and it was sakura." Sasuke said as Karin turned around and saw sasuke leaning against the wall then get up and walk away "also he kissed ino when he was 10, hinata when he was 12, and koyuki at 13 He has kissed every female of the Konoha 12 that's the name of the group naruto gave us when we all became friends."
"Wow how did I get the guy that is get with woman oh well he is cute and kissable." Karin said
"I don't need to hear this shit!" sasuke yelled as he ran from karin and to his next class.
Naruto and sakura were in class waiting for their teacher to come for half an hour before he comes "sorry I'm late, some squirrels were stealing my book so I had to get it back from them my name is kakashi hatake and what the hell is his problem" everyone looks and sees naruto rocking back and forth in a corner.
"Oh no he had a very bad experience with squirrels and taking something from him so he does this when some mentions squirrels and taking something and there's only one way to stop this and thank god Karin isn't here to see this." Sakura said as she walked up to naruto and lifted his head and lowered her head and kissed him.
"Hey sakura thank you for saving me it was so horrible" naruto said as he got back to his seat after that nothing happened in class
Then it was time for forth period which science was where naruto had it with sakura and Karin. The teacher walked in "Hey anko you need to stop letting tayuya hang out with you she nearly killed sasuke with a nose bleed after asking sasuke if he wanted to squeeze them" naruto said
"What can I say kind she's a natural and nahh she fun to hang out like the kid said my name is anko and I am your science teacher." Anko said for the rest of the period all she did was talk about what they would learn about.
Lunch time came and every one of the Konoha 12 plus Karin grabbed there lunch for naruto and Karin was several cups of ramen for everybody else was something different. Nothing happened then naruto had math with iruka to which nothing happened at all then it was time for 6th period which was pe and naruto had it with sasuke sakura and karin
"Hey check out the squirrel stealing that baseball." Some random kid said
"Oh shit naruto, Karin kiss naruto please?" sakura asked Karin
"Why? oh shit the squirrels thing again huh oh well I wanted to kiss him any way." Karin said as she walked up to naruto and kissed him when it turned into a full on make out session
"Yosh stop that unyouthful activity right now this is pe not unyouthful activities. I am might guy and I am your youthful teacher that will make your flames of youth burn brighter than ever. For the rest of the period he ranted on and on about youth.
When school was over naruto and sasuke walked with Karin to her house until they were stopped by nagato and yahiko stopped them."What the hell are you doing with the slut konan loves and this is how you treat her." Nagato said
"Well if she loved me why the hell did she do all those things to me only a crazy person does that and don't and I mean don't call karin a slut again you got it." Naruto said as he was starting to get pissed off
"What the matter you don't like it when she is called a slut well maybe she is a whore if she is going out with you considering your track records with girls." Yahiko said as he was egging on naruto
"Hey dipshit shut the fuck up you are fucking annoying and didn't you hear him he said leave her out of this." Sasuke said as he was staring down yahiko
"Um hello I'm still hear I can hear what you guys are saying and who the hell do you guys think you are talking about me you don't even know who I am." karin yelled at nagato and yahiko.
"We know who you are you are the whore tha" nagato couldn't finish his sentence on the account that naruto hit him right in the jaw and sent him stumbling back a little bit.
"I TOLD YOU TO NEVER CALL HER THAT IM GONNA TO KICK YOUR ASS ARGGH" naruto said as he was going after nagato when yahiko stopped him by hitting him in the gut. Sasuke jumped in and went after yahiko leaving nagato to naruto. naruto had the upper hand until nagato started to fight dirty by nearly kicking him in the crouch.
"Well I could have almost saved the planet from stopping you from having kids but oh well." Nagato said as he grabbed narutos head and started repeatedly kneeing him in the chest and gut leaving naruto disorientated where nagato was still beating him down until naruto gathered his bearing and started aiming all his attacks at nagato face. naruto gather as much force as he could and threw one more punch at nagatos face causing nagato to fall down where naruto then turned to karin.
"Are you okay karin?" naruto asked karin
"Am I okay look at yourself you have a black eye your cheek is busted open you have numerous bruises all over you and you have a lot of blood running down your mouth and LOOK OUT naruto" karin screamed as she say nagato getting and about to stab naruto with a knife before it was stopped by a blue sword with what looked like shark scales.
"Man kisame am I glad to see you thanks for saving me" naruto said to kisame
"I suggest you get the hell out of here punk before I shave your ass." Kisame said with a feral grin
Sasuke looked and saw it was itachi that was looking into yahikos eyes "It would be wise to leave I don't like fighting but I make exceptions for when you harm my family." Itachi said
With that said nagato and yahiko both ran after that. "naruto sasuke are you guys okay karin asked
"Yup karin I'm okay never better except for the fact that my body hurts." Naruto said as pain was shooting to his body.
"Oh poor naruto let karin make it all better." Karin said as she kissed naruto and surprisingly narutos body felt somewhat better and with that she dragged him in to her house where she cleaned up so of his cuts and gave him so pills to help with the pain. "How do you feel now naruto" karin asked
"I feel so much better thank you Karin you are so awesome." Naruto said "so how do you know first aid?"
"I want to follow a career in the medical field and I learn by reading a lot of books for the medical field." Karin said
"Wow karin you will be a great doctor when you get through with school." Naruto said to karin
"Thank you naruto, now don't forget our date on Friday and here is my number bye naruto" karin said as she was blushing from narutos complement and closed the door
How does that kid get so lucky itachi?" kisame asked
"I don't know but he is very lucky." Itachi replied
"Maybe it's because of the Namikaze charm and these whisker scars that girls dig me" naruto said
"Hey itachi I'm family to right?" kisame asked itachi
"I don't know kisame no one in our family has blue skin." Itachi said to kisame while naruto and sasuke snickered in the background
"After all we have been threw I thought we were family." Kisame said as the anime tears started pouring causing the street to get flooded.
"Quick everybody on my boat" naruto said as he pulled a boat out of nowhere and got on it.
"Wow I really don't want to know where you got that boat at It's probably more disturbing then that one time when we decided to get high and reenact that one scene from Harold and Kumar go to white castle with the battle shits scene I still don't know who the two girls were and I never want to find out" sasuke said "Hey look the tears have all dried up time to put your boat away naruto WHERE DO YOU PUT THE BOAT AT?" sasuke scream asked naruto
"I don't know but let's go home I'm sore and hungry." Naruto said "And yes kisame you can come to."
"Alright" kisame said
"I wonder what's for dinner tonight" naruto asked as the four of them walked home.
Reedited on 10/13/10.
okay I need an idea who want tsunade to be young and the queen bee of the school or the sexy nurse. The reason naruto has kissed all the girls is because of those damn squirrels and that the only way to get him out of the funk over the next couple of chapters it will be revealed what they did to naruto Leave a review of what you think ill update within the upcoming week but I won't be as long and where can I get a taco at this time. I took out all the powers part since it would have made the story a lot harder to write ill try and write chapter 4 by tonight or tomorrow.
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