I Don't Own naruto
The following morning "NARUTO SASUKE WAKE UP I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE SORE AS HELL YOUR NOT MISSING SCHOOL NOW GET UP" kushina yelled in to their room
"Ahh help me lord I'm deaf." Naruto said as he put his hands on his ears "OW now my lip is busted what the fuck kisame did you have to hit me." Naruto asked while rubbing his lip
"Yup I always love drawling first blood in the morning plus you need something to give us other guys a chance with girls." Kisame sad
"Mhm tomato soup… hinata your lips are so soft…" sasuke was talking in his sleep
"Hey sasuke you didn't forget about me did you after what happened in the hot tub?" tayuya asked sasuke in a sultry voice.
"Dude naruto your sister is scary and disturbing at the same time is that normal?" kisame asked with a frightened face wile naruto nodded his head
"No tayuya there's enough of me to go around just hop in the hot tub just remember no tops in the hot." Sasuke mumbled in his sleep
"That's good so there's one thing you need to do WAKE UP DUCKASS I AM NOT INTREASTED IN LITTLE BOYS." Tayuya yelled as she hit sasuke on the head where a frying pan that appeared out of nowhere.
"Where did you get that frying pan" naruto asked as he walked into his room after taking his shower and seeing sasuke rubbing a huge lump on his head.
"I don't know it appeared out of nowhere" tayuya said confused
"Maybe it came out of nowhere just like the boat you had yesterday after kisame nearly drowned the street in tears sasuke get up and take a shower." Itachi said
"Itachi that never happened okay it never happened" kisame said
"Whatever just get out of the room so I can go take a shower" sasuke nearly yelled
"GET READY NOW OR I WILL COME IN THERE AN MAKE YOU GET READY GOT IT naruto what are you having for breakfast OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOIUR LIP KISAME IM GONNA KILL YOU FOR HURTING MY BABY." Kushina yelled
"Um later guys" kisame yells as he runs out of the house.
"And he thought I was scary I think mom is scarier than me" tayuya said as naruto sasuke and itachi nod their heads in agreement "Oh shut up you guys aren't helping any"
"Get ready we are supposed to meet Karin in front of her house in ten minutes" naruto says to sasuke
"Okay no need to yell shit I know you two have a date tomorrow." Sasuke said
Just the Kushinas mother instincts kicked into overdrive at that moment."My baby boys got a date tomorrow what her name what does she look like is she like me?" Kushina aske3d with several other questions
"Her name is Karin and you will meet her tomorrow okay now I'm leaving to go meet her at her house tell sasuke we'll wait for him there. Bye." Naruto said as he walked out of the house.
*A couple of minutes later*
naruto was walking up to karins house when he saw her leaning against the tree in a purple top that fit her nicely with a pair of tight short shorts and thigh high black boots. "Damn Karin you look so hot I am glad I asked you out" naruto said
"You think I look hot I thought I would try this and see how I looked with it apparently I pick a good one now come over here." Karin said while pulling naruto into her and kissed him.
Sasuke morning was not going so good first his mother told him to get up then his stepsister thought she would have some fun with him then by the time he was ready to leave naruto was gone and his breakfast was cold and then he was walking down the street and he saw his brother making out with his girlfriend against a tree. "Hey save some of that for your date tomorrow" sasuke said causing the two to separate and glare at him.
"Hey you don't tell me how to kiss my girlfriend and I won't tell you how to kiss your girlfriend deal" naruto said but sasuke ignored him
"Hey what happened to your lip?" Karin asked
"Nothing you can prove little girl hey guys." Kisame said as he ran by
"Is he on something because he seems like the guy to be on something?" Karin asked
"We don't know and really we just don't care now come on or we are going to be late to school." Sasuke said as he started to run to school with naruto and Karin after him.
"Damnit its not pe until the end of the day sasuke what was the point of that we honestly be late not have twenty minutes left." Naruto said to sasuke while Karin was trying to catch her breath.
"Well it gets you both more time to suck each other's faces." Sasuke said
"Oh dear god I did not need to hear that after all I just ate breakfast" Sakura said as she was just walking up to the group.
"Hey sakura" sasuke and naruto replied
"Hey blondie come here" Karin said as she was kissing naruto
"What the fuck do you think you are doing bitch he is my boyfriend" a loud voice screeched from behind them as they turned they saw it was konan.
"You mean he was your boyfriend until he dumped your ass and got with me and what the hell were you thinking sending those two thugs after us yesterday." Karin replied back with the most frozen tone ever it was so cold not even might guys flames of youth could warm it up.
"You bitch the only reason he's with you is because of the Namikaze curse oh he never told you about it. All the Namikaze men fall for red headed sluts that always leave there legs open for their man." Konan said
"SHUT UP KONAN YOU CAN INSULT ME BUT WHEN YOU INSULT MY MOTHER, MY FATHER, AND KARIN YOU HAVE OVER STEPPED THE BOUNDERIES" naruto yelled as his eyes went red
"Oh I'm sorry I forgot daddy died fighting the Kyuubi murder who gave you those scars so mommy a widower who has to rely on SMACK" konan is unable to finish her sentence as Karin slapped her across the face. "How dare you hit me nagato yahiko please teach the little girl a lesion about hitting people"
"Nah I'm after Namikaze and I'm pretty sure yahiko is after the Uchiha after what happened yesterday" nagato said
"Oh goody I wanted to fight you again after that cheap shot." Naruto said
"Hn bring it bitch" sasuke said
"I'll take care of the bitch" Karin said
Nagato charged at naruto and threw a punch that naruto caught but forgot about the other fist which hit him in the face then naruto threw a left hook into nagatos stomach forcing him to hunch over where naruto elbowed him in the back sending nagato to the ground defeated. "Beat him already to sasuke" naruto asked
"To easy this time" sasuke said "What about Karin"
"Well if you look you'll see what's going on." Sakura
"Oh shit dude remind me never to piss her off and she is definitely like your mom I wish you luck in the future." Sasuke said with a freaked out face since Karin was slapping konan in the face then grabbed her hair and started to punch her in the gut then threw her to the ground.
"Watch out what you say about my boyfriend's family and me or you will be in worse condition got it." Karin said
"What the hell is going on here?" A voice rang out "Someone tell me what is going on now"
"Hey Pervy-Gramps she was insulting mom, dad and my girlfriend so she sent her thugs after us to kick our asses." Naruto said
"Damnit naruto what have I told you about calling me that." Jiraiya said then his face got serious "Did she really insult your father"
"Yeah she did." Naruto said with a serious face
"Okay you three go to the nurse office and you three come with me" Jiraiya said to konan nagato yahiko.
Naruto and the gang walked to the nurse's office and walked in and got the biggest surprised Tsunade the biggest busty nurse you ever saw and she didn't look a day over twenty was the school nurse.
"Granny-tsunade what are you doing here?" naruto asked the nurse. While Sakura and Karin were comparing their bust sizes to tsunades
"Hey brat what have I told you about calling me that." Tsunade said
"The same damn thing pervy-gramps says." naruto says
"Good now what the hell happened to you guys" the nurse asked
"We got in a fight because they insulted dad" naruto said
"Well did you kick there ass good job" tsunade said now get out of here and get to class.
The rest of the day was normal except when there was free time naruto and Karin's lips were stuck together and there was a heavy make out session going on when naruto dropped Karin at her house after school. They both fell asleep thin kiing about the date they had tomorrow.
Sorry about the ending it sounded better in my head the story is going to get better. The fight scene was short I'm sorry and the confrontation with konan was fucked up but it had to be like that. I'll try to have the next chapter out by next week no promises. Now on to business so far for queen bitches are as follows:
Mei-1
Samui-1
Come on people give me so feedback here okay. Ill post a new chapter for all in the cards within the next couple of days. Review and you will get an imaginary cookie for your troubles.
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