Gianna: Thanks a lot for not reviewing, guys.
Miran: Oh, don't be a baby and get over it. (clearly irritated)
Kiran: Ahaha...
Gianna: Oh well. First chapter, here it is. And it's in third person because Miran's too lazy to edit it.
Miran: You WROTE it in third person and expected me to change it to first person. You edit it.
Gianna: But I don't have an account. I have to borrow yours.
Midna: Do you have Microsoft Word?
Gianna: Yes...
Miran and Midna: Use it!
Link: No one owns Ace Attorney or Legend of Zelda right now. No one that's writing this, that is.
Chapter 1
Third Person
That night, Link was taken to his cell.
Ugh, I can't believe I'm imprisoned, again!
On the bright side, he wasn't chained to the wall or floor. On the down side...
Damn! I don't know any lawyers here! What am I supposed to do?
Needless to say, he was screwed. That is, that's what he thought. When he finally went to sleep that night, he saw Midna in her beautiful black dress.
"Midna! Is that really-"
"No freaking duh Link!" Yup, that's her alright.
"Enough about me. You do realize you need a lawyer, right?" Oh crap.
"Yeah, but I don't know any. I'm screwed!"
"Isn't that what I always tell you? And you made it out of those situations just fine." Yeah, with nothing more then a few burns, several whacks to the head, and a possible concussion that I got rid of with a blue potion.
"Anyways, since you don't know one, let me tell you one. From what I've heard, he's outstanding as a lawyer. Even though he only won four cases, his deduction skills are top notch. You'll be ok with him." So she's recommending a rookie? That's rare.
"Okaaaay. But can you tell me his name at the very least?"
"His name is Apollo Justice. I know it sounds weird, but he's the best of the best." Really now?
"Thanks Midna..."
"Hey, don't you dare start crying, or else. You hear me?" Oh, Midna...
"Midna..."
"Good luck. Oh, and be careful. Then again, trouble always follows you around, right?"
"Hey!"
"Hahaha! See you later!"
Then Link woke up. He remembered what Midna said.
Apollo Justice huh? I guess I better call him.
He asked one of the guards to let him use the phone and Apollo's phone number.
Apollo was at the Wright Anything Agency.
I wonder when Trucy is going to change that name? It sounds off somehow...
Then the phone rang. Trucy answered it.
"Hello! This is the Wright Anything Agency, where you're always at the Wright place! How may I help you?... Oh! You've been accused of something?... Okay! Let me just check with him, Okay?" Finally! Another case!
"So who's getting accused?"
"A man named Link. He's accused of murder!" Why am I not surprised?
"I'll take it."
"Yahoo! Okay I'll tell him! Hello? ? Oh, just Link huh? Ok! Don't worry! We're on the case!" Wow, she's more hyped up then usual.
"Okay, Polly! Let's go!"
"Alright, I'm coming." I wonder how this is going to turn out?
Midna: You better apologize for the lack of long chapter-ness. Again.
Gianna: I did!
Kiran: *cough* Lies. *cough*
Gianna: Fine! Sorry! But I'll do better! Maybe...
Miran: And apologize to me for making me edit the chapter. And the one before that.
Gianna: Sorry~!
Midna: At least it wasn't supposed to be put in first person.
Link: Shut up!
Gianna: Review please! I'm begging you!
Kiran: Sure, just don't hurt her feelings. You'll make her cry.
Miran: You'll force me to edit again...
Gianna: I suck at grammar!
Miran: I can see that. Whatever. Review. Heck, I may stop editing and post the grammatically incorrect stuff.
Gianna: Nooooooooo!