Man, this was probably the quickest update I've ever done so far o.o; Anyway, as everyone's waiting for the new A Very Furry Twist installment, here's a super werewolfydooper chapter! (Yeah, that's my word :P)

DISCLAIMER!: … I think you get it now, right?

All: Yay! It's morning!

Aang: I love mornings! –Makes it rain cereal-

Sokka: I wish there was bacon flavored cereal. :/

Toph: I love the color of the sunrise!

Zuko: But you're blind…

Toph: ARE YOU BEING PREDIJUST AGAINST EARTHBENDERS?

Zuko: meep! NO! –Shrinks-

Me: Aw~ TINY Zuko is so cute!

Katara: Hey! I'M supposed to say that! –Slaps me with fish-

Sokka: Where the hell did you get the fish?

Katara: I don't know Kat gave it to me.

Me: -Stars swirling above head- I love tuna –Faint-

Toph: Wow, nice aim, Sugar Queen!

Katara: Thanks? She'll probably just wake up and hurt me real bad…

Aang: Nonsense! You're her favorite character! Um…I think…

Sokka: Yeah but, from what I know she likes to make fun of and/or harm her favorite characters and such. –Flashback of first chapter with the death grips-

Zuko: -Still tiny with squeaky voice- Yeah but, that was like a year ago surely-

Sokka: -Plays clip of Kat laying in her bed, watching The Waterbending Scroll, laughing at Katara and insulting her in good humor.-

Video Me: -After Katara gets slapped by the water- HAH! THE WATER DOESN'T LEIK YOU! -Laughs maniacally-

Katara: See? I'm gonna die! –sob-

Aang: I'll protect you Katara! –Huggles-

Me: -Wakes up- Oww… What'd I hit my head on?

Sokka: Uhhh…

Azula: Katara hit you in the head with a fish :3

Me: Oh okay ^^

All: WHAT?

Me: Why so surprised? I mean, she IS my favorite character!

Katara: YEY!

Me: But, I'll still send hungry dragons after you, but only because I love you so much :D

Katara: What? –Sees a giant cage open-

Aang: I'll save you! –Gets tied up- MFMFMH!

Sokka: -Trapped in alternate dimension-

Katara: There's nothing… -Sees two Monstrous Nightmares- O.O in…there….-Shrieks and runs-

Nightmares: -Chase after-

Toph: Wait, so she's really going to get eaten?

Me: Are you kidding? I'd never do that! These guys are actually allergic to Waterbenders.

Azula: So then why'd you scare her like that?

Me: I get very bored during the summer…

Zuko: -Normal size again- Hm, in that case this could be fun to watch :)

Luna: Wow, the author didn't make me say anything in this chapter. –Looks at Katara running from the dragons- Um…

Zippleback: -Glance at the chase and joins-

Luna: -Watches as more dragons join the chase- Oh cool! –Joins-

Me: This…could be a problem.

Toph: Ya think? Sugar Queen's being chased by… a LOT of hungry dragons and the only ones who wouldn't eat her are the two original ones!

Me: Hmmm… I think I know what to do.

Meanwhile….

Katara: I am SO going to kick her ass after I survive this! –Runs into a small cave-

Dragons: Aw man! We lost her!

Nightmare 1: Yeah, we were promised something out of this too…

Nightmare 2: But wait, do you think that's the trick that girl was telling us about? Maybe the one we were chasing was an illusion.

Zippleback Head: It didn't smell like an illusion. She really smelled like fish!

Toothless: -Nods-

Luna: I'm just doing this for the hell of it, actually. Now let's melt this cave! 1…2…3!

-The dragons unleash their fire on the cave walls-

Katara: Aw man… Should've chose something dragon-proof.

Me: -Poofs next to her- Hey! I uh… Sorry about the mix-up ^^; I didn't mean for all of these guys to chase you…

Katara: I don't care about your Apology! Just… call off the dragons or something! –The cave starts to collapse-

Me: Fine… -Goes outside- Hey guys! –They still breathe fire- OI! DRAGONS! YOUR QUEEN ORDERS YOU TO COOL IT!

Dragons: Mrr? –Stop-

All: Woah…

Me: Deals off guys. Go home to your lairs or…something.

Dragons: Okay. –Fly off-

Luna: I'm stayin'.

Katara: -Crawls out- Okay…They're gone…phwew. –Looks at the sky and it's darker-

Me: Days sure go by fast around here.

Aang: Yep o.o

Sokka: Indeed.

Toph: Well, at least that's over with…

All: Yeah.

Me: Let's go home. –They go back-

-Later that night-

Katara: Humph, I should show her some revenge! But nah… That's not right. She did save my life…

-A smaller, angelic Katara appears on her shoulder-

Angel: Yeah, that's not right. Revenge never solves anything.

-Then, another smaller one appears, but more demonic-

Demon: Psh, Kat tried to have you killed back there! Maybe you should go werewolf on her butt!

Katara: That's an idea…

Angel: But you know the good inside you, Katara! The evil is a nuisance!

Demon: HEY!

Aang: -Wakes up and sees Katara talking to herself- o.o Hey Zuko, Azula, look at this! –Points-

Zuko, Azula: Whut…?

Angel: All I'm saying is that you shouldn't harm anyone. Maybe a fun little prank would be good. ^^

Demon: Well either way, Katara; You'll still transform tonight. So, you can decide what you want to do :) –They both disappear-

Katara: I. Hate. Conflicts. –Headdesk- -Walks outside-

Random Kid: Singing a song cuz I like to sing songs all night long! :D Oh hey lady! –Waves to Katara- Miss? OH MY GOD! –Runz-

-There's an ominous shadow of her transforming-

Me: -Skipping around the house- Damn cramps…. Grr… -Hears a growl- Say Whu? Sokka? Is that you, mate? O.o

Sokka: -Next to me- No. –Everyone is randomly in the living room-

Aang: Maybe it's the dishwasher o.o

Azula: I just got done with the dishes…

Toph: Maybe it's just a bear outside. We get those sometimes.

Me: Indeed.

Luna: It does sound weird. –They go outside-

Sokka: Have you guys noticed that Katara isn't here?

Toph: Maybe the author forgot about her again.

Zuko: But that's impossible! She's her favorite character.

Me: Hey! I see something big and fuzzy over there! … And it's coming closer! … And it's growling! … And foaming out the mouth…

Aang: It kind of looks like it has a necklace… -Squint-

All: -Glare at me-

Me: What? That can't be… Ah shit. –Runs away-

Aang: Obviously Katara's ticked off about the whole dragon thing, and is probably going to kill Kat now.

Katara: -Wooshes past for a second-

Sokka: Yup, she looked pretty angry.

Toph: Should we help Kat?

Me: YES!

Toph: That sounded like a no to me. Aw crap she's coming back this way! –They run too-

Me: TAKE ME WITH YOU! –Latches onto Sokka's back-

Katara: I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!

All: -Screams-

Author: Everyone stop!

All: -Screech to halt-

Author: Can you guys like, not run so far from the house?

Zuko: What's the point of this?

Author: I don't know. I'm just building suspense.

Aang: But…

Author: No buts, Airhead.

Toph: Hehe..

Katara: Can we like… Get back to the chase? I'm getting kind of hungry.

Author: NO! No eating people. I don't want character death.

Me: So I can live?

Katara: Well I can still kill you.

Me: -Gulp-

Sokka: But why are you chasing all of us?

Author: She's a werewolf, remember? Predator instinct? Wolves and other canines naturally chase whatever's running so all you have to do is stand still and-

-Only dust particles of them are left-

Author: -Sighs- I hope their insurance covers this.

Azula: WE DON'T HAVE INSURANCE! –Gets tackled by Katara- AHH!

Me: Quick, guys! Into that conviently placed hut over there! –They all rush into it-

Sokka: Okay, so how are we going to make it out of this?

Toph: I say we should just sacrifice Kat to Katara out there. I mean, she's the one who started this.

Me: NU UH! I did not start it! I think it was ZUKO who started it!

Zuko: HUH?

Me: Yeah! You pissed off Toph which maybe you shrink into a really tiny version of yourself which made me say one of Katara's most famous phrases, thus pissing her off and made her hit me in the head with a fish, which triggered everyone to think I was going to kill her and I released two Dragons after her which were joined by many more and-

Aang: C'mon you don't have to explain the whole dang chapter again! D:

Zuko: But I still know that Kat would never throw me to Katara because she not only likes Zutara and would not like me to be killed, nor does she hate me. :D

Me: Good point…

Sokka: Wait… What happened to Azula?

Me: Oh that? I remember her getting tackled by Katara and-

-The hut starts to shake-

Aang: OMG THEY FOUND US! –Goes in fetal position, rocking back and forth sucking thumb- THE FIRE NATION ARE COMING!

Zuko: … Should somebody slap Aang? He's kind of scary…

Katara: -rips a hole in the hit big enough for her head to fit through- Heeeere's WOLFY!

All: -Scream-

Azula: -Rips another hole in the hut, also a werewolf-

Toph: Don't tell me…

Author: YUP! And also, I changed my mind about telling them no for character death, because I found a new way to reverse it that doesn't always work! So you guys are officially dead meat.

Azula: Awesome! –Tears off the roof of the hut and stands next to Katara on the rim-

Me: Can I at least have a few minutes to write my will?

K, A: NO!

Toph: Well, see you guys later. –Just walks out of the hut and Azula and Katara don't chase her-

Sokka: Wtf?

Katara: She's obviously to badass to kill.

Azula: Yeah…

-The werewolves suddenly lunge at everyone who screams-

Katara: -Human, bolts upright in bed- GAH! Aw man…what a weird dream…

Aang: What happened?

Katara: Nightmare…

Author: MWHAHAHA! What just happened didn't happen except for the part when Katara DID have an inner conflict!

Sokka: But how did she fall asleep?

Zuko: Yeah!

Author: After she headdesked.

Katara: And Luna wasn't there either…

Luna: Yeah, how come?

Katara: I don't know. But uh… When's breakfast?

Aang: I don't know.

Me: -Sigh- Guess I have to cook… -Walks off into kitchen making breakfast-

Well, that was officially the longest chapter ever o.o. Sorry, if the werewolf thing wasn't epic enough. After all, it IS a spoof. But uh..yeah. Next update should be very soon :)