Man, this was probably the quickest update I've ever done so far o.o; Anyway, as everyone's waiting for the new A Very Furry Twist installment, here's a super werewolfydooper chapter! (Yeah, that's my word :P)
DISCLAIMER!: … I think you get it now, right?
All: Yay! It's morning!
Aang: I love mornings! –Makes it rain cereal-
Sokka: I wish there was bacon flavored cereal. :/
Toph: I love the color of the sunrise!
Zuko: But you're blind…
Toph: ARE YOU BEING PREDIJUST AGAINST EARTHBENDERS?
Zuko: meep! NO! –Shrinks-
Me: Aw~ TINY Zuko is so cute!
Katara: Hey! I'M supposed to say that! –Slaps me with fish-
Sokka: Where the hell did you get the fish?
Katara: I don't know Kat gave it to me.
Me: -Stars swirling above head- I love tuna –Faint-
Toph: Wow, nice aim, Sugar Queen!
Katara: Thanks? She'll probably just wake up and hurt me real bad…
Aang: Nonsense! You're her favorite character! Um…I think…
Sokka: Yeah but, from what I know she likes to make fun of and/or harm her favorite characters and such. –Flashback of first chapter with the death grips-
Zuko: -Still tiny with squeaky voice- Yeah but, that was like a year ago surely-
Sokka: -Plays clip of Kat laying in her bed, watching The Waterbending Scroll, laughing at Katara and insulting her in good humor.-
Video Me: -After Katara gets slapped by the water- HAH! THE WATER DOESN'T LEIK YOU! -Laughs maniacally-
Katara: See? I'm gonna die! –sob-
Aang: I'll protect you Katara! –Huggles-
Me: -Wakes up- Oww… What'd I hit my head on?
Sokka: Uhhh…
Azula: Katara hit you in the head with a fish :3
Me: Oh okay ^^
All: WHAT?
Me: Why so surprised? I mean, she IS my favorite character!
Katara: YEY!
Me: But, I'll still send hungry dragons after you, but only because I love you so much :D
Katara: What? –Sees a giant cage open-
Aang: I'll save you! –Gets tied up- MFMFMH!
Sokka: -Trapped in alternate dimension-
Katara: There's nothing… -Sees two Monstrous Nightmares- O.O in…there….-Shrieks and runs-
Nightmares: -Chase after-
Toph: Wait, so she's really going to get eaten?
Me: Are you kidding? I'd never do that! These guys are actually allergic to Waterbenders.
Azula: So then why'd you scare her like that?
Me: I get very bored during the summer…
Zuko: -Normal size again- Hm, in that case this could be fun to watch :)
Luna: Wow, the author didn't make me say anything in this chapter. –Looks at Katara running from the dragons- Um…
Zippleback: -Glance at the chase and joins-
Luna: -Watches as more dragons join the chase- Oh cool! –Joins-
Me: This…could be a problem.
Toph: Ya think? Sugar Queen's being chased by… a LOT of hungry dragons and the only ones who wouldn't eat her are the two original ones!
Me: Hmmm… I think I know what to do.
Meanwhile….
Katara: I am SO going to kick her ass after I survive this! –Runs into a small cave-
Dragons: Aw man! We lost her!
Nightmare 1: Yeah, we were promised something out of this too…
Nightmare 2: But wait, do you think that's the trick that girl was telling us about? Maybe the one we were chasing was an illusion.
Zippleback Head: It didn't smell like an illusion. She really smelled like fish!
Toothless: -Nods-
Luna: I'm just doing this for the hell of it, actually. Now let's melt this cave! 1…2…3!
-The dragons unleash their fire on the cave walls-
Katara: Aw man… Should've chose something dragon-proof.
Me: -Poofs next to her- Hey! I uh… Sorry about the mix-up ^^; I didn't mean for all of these guys to chase you…
Katara: I don't care about your Apology! Just… call off the dragons or something! –The cave starts to collapse-
Me: Fine… -Goes outside- Hey guys! –They still breathe fire- OI! DRAGONS! YOUR QUEEN ORDERS YOU TO COOL IT!
Dragons: Mrr? –Stop-
All: Woah…
Me: Deals off guys. Go home to your lairs or…something.
Dragons: Okay. –Fly off-
Luna: I'm stayin'.
Katara: -Crawls out- Okay…They're gone…phwew. –Looks at the sky and it's darker-
Me: Days sure go by fast around here.
Aang: Yep o.o
Sokka: Indeed.
Toph: Well, at least that's over with…
All: Yeah.
Me: Let's go home. –They go back-
-Later that night-
Katara: Humph, I should show her some revenge! But nah… That's not right. She did save my life…
-A smaller, angelic Katara appears on her shoulder-
Angel: Yeah, that's not right. Revenge never solves anything.
-Then, another smaller one appears, but more demonic-
Demon: Psh, Kat tried to have you killed back there! Maybe you should go werewolf on her butt!
Katara: That's an idea…
Angel: But you know the good inside you, Katara! The evil is a nuisance!
Demon: HEY!
Aang: -Wakes up and sees Katara talking to herself- o.o Hey Zuko, Azula, look at this! –Points-
Zuko, Azula: Whut…?
Angel: All I'm saying is that you shouldn't harm anyone. Maybe a fun little prank would be good. ^^
Demon: Well either way, Katara; You'll still transform tonight. So, you can decide what you want to do :) –They both disappear-
Katara: I. Hate. Conflicts. –Headdesk- -Walks outside-
Random Kid: Singing a song cuz I like to sing songs all night long! :D Oh hey lady! –Waves to Katara- Miss? OH MY GOD! –Runz-
-There's an ominous shadow of her transforming-
Me: -Skipping around the house- Damn cramps…. Grr… -Hears a growl- Say Whu? Sokka? Is that you, mate? O.o
Sokka: -Next to me- No. –Everyone is randomly in the living room-
Aang: Maybe it's the dishwasher o.o
Azula: I just got done with the dishes…
Toph: Maybe it's just a bear outside. We get those sometimes.
Me: Indeed.
Luna: It does sound weird. –They go outside-
Sokka: Have you guys noticed that Katara isn't here?
Toph: Maybe the author forgot about her again.
Zuko: But that's impossible! She's her favorite character.
Me: Hey! I see something big and fuzzy over there! … And it's coming closer! … And it's growling! … And foaming out the mouth…
Aang: It kind of looks like it has a necklace… -Squint-
All: -Glare at me-
Me: What? That can't be… Ah shit. –Runs away-
Aang: Obviously Katara's ticked off about the whole dragon thing, and is probably going to kill Kat now.
Katara: -Wooshes past for a second-
Sokka: Yup, she looked pretty angry.
Toph: Should we help Kat?
Me: YES!
Toph: That sounded like a no to me. Aw crap she's coming back this way! –They run too-
Me: TAKE ME WITH YOU! –Latches onto Sokka's back-
Katara: I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!
All: -Screams-
Author: Everyone stop!
All: -Screech to halt-
Author: Can you guys like, not run so far from the house?
Zuko: What's the point of this?
Author: I don't know. I'm just building suspense.
Aang: But…
Author: No buts, Airhead.
Toph: Hehe..
Katara: Can we like… Get back to the chase? I'm getting kind of hungry.
Author: NO! No eating people. I don't want character death.
Me: So I can live?
Katara: Well I can still kill you.
Me: -Gulp-
Sokka: But why are you chasing all of us?
Author: She's a werewolf, remember? Predator instinct? Wolves and other canines naturally chase whatever's running so all you have to do is stand still and-
-Only dust particles of them are left-
Author: -Sighs- I hope their insurance covers this.
Azula: WE DON'T HAVE INSURANCE! –Gets tackled by Katara- AHH!
Me: Quick, guys! Into that conviently placed hut over there! –They all rush into it-
Sokka: Okay, so how are we going to make it out of this?
Toph: I say we should just sacrifice Kat to Katara out there. I mean, she's the one who started this.
Me: NU UH! I did not start it! I think it was ZUKO who started it!
Zuko: HUH?
Me: Yeah! You pissed off Toph which maybe you shrink into a really tiny version of yourself which made me say one of Katara's most famous phrases, thus pissing her off and made her hit me in the head with a fish, which triggered everyone to think I was going to kill her and I released two Dragons after her which were joined by many more and-
Aang: C'mon you don't have to explain the whole dang chapter again! D:
Zuko: But I still know that Kat would never throw me to Katara because she not only likes Zutara and would not like me to be killed, nor does she hate me. :D
Me: Good point…
Sokka: Wait… What happened to Azula?
Me: Oh that? I remember her getting tackled by Katara and-
-The hut starts to shake-
Aang: OMG THEY FOUND US! –Goes in fetal position, rocking back and forth sucking thumb- THE FIRE NATION ARE COMING!
Zuko: … Should somebody slap Aang? He's kind of scary…
Katara: -rips a hole in the hit big enough for her head to fit through- Heeeere's WOLFY!
All: -Scream-
Azula: -Rips another hole in the hut, also a werewolf-
Toph: Don't tell me…
Author: YUP! And also, I changed my mind about telling them no for character death, because I found a new way to reverse it that doesn't always work! So you guys are officially dead meat.
Azula: Awesome! –Tears off the roof of the hut and stands next to Katara on the rim-
Me: Can I at least have a few minutes to write my will?
K, A: NO!
Toph: Well, see you guys later. –Just walks out of the hut and Azula and Katara don't chase her-
Sokka: Wtf?
Katara: She's obviously to badass to kill.
Azula: Yeah…
-The werewolves suddenly lunge at everyone who screams-
Katara: -Human, bolts upright in bed- GAH! Aw man…what a weird dream…
Aang: What happened?
Katara: Nightmare…
Author: MWHAHAHA! What just happened didn't happen except for the part when Katara DID have an inner conflict!
Sokka: But how did she fall asleep?
Zuko: Yeah!
Author: After she headdesked.
Katara: And Luna wasn't there either…
Luna: Yeah, how come?
Katara: I don't know. But uh… When's breakfast?
Aang: I don't know.
Me: -Sigh- Guess I have to cook… -Walks off into kitchen making breakfast-
Well, that was officially the longest chapter ever o.o. Sorry, if the werewolf thing wasn't epic enough. After all, it IS a spoof. But uh..yeah. Next update should be very soon :)
