Mwhahaha, I'm back once again to fill the world (Or this site, rather) with my insanity! Anyway, I'm very proud to announce that this is my most famous story! I've also added the remake of A Very Furry Twist on this site to just see what would happen. Now, I'm not a review whore or anything…But can SOMEONE at least give one review? I want to know how good it is, what I can improve on, etc… Anyway's, let's start with the chapter!
DISCLAIMER: Holy giraffes, don't you know already?
Me: -Finished with breakfast, and serves it-
Sokka: Wow, you take a long time to cook…
Me: I'm still new to this, okay?
Katara: I think it's fine…
Toph: Oh so now you're Miss Sweetheart-I-Love-Everyone-and-Won't-Eat-Them-As-A-Werewolf?
Katara: It was a freaking dream!
Zuko: I still just want to leave…-drinks milk- Oh wait…I shouldn't be drinking..
Me: OMG ZUKO HAS A MILK MUSTACHE!
Zuko: NO! STAY BACK SPAWN OF EVIL!
Me: -Glomps Zuko so hard he falls out of the chair-
Aang: You'd think he'd get used to that by now…-Pours syrup on pancakes-
Azula: YES! DESTROY HIM, KAT! MAKE HIM CHOKE ON HIS OWN BLOOD! –Laughs insanely-
-Everyone goes quiet-
Sokka: Soo… Who should we bring in this next chapter to make it more interesting?
Luna: I don't know… Haven't we had enough of guest characters?
Me: But I… -Sighs- Just one more? –Still on floor with Zuko-
Katara: I'm always open to new people!
Me: -Gets up- And I think you might like this guest, Katara! Or guests rather…
Luna: How many are you bringing?
Me: Let's see… 1, 2, 3… What comes after 3?
Aang: 4.
Sokka: SCREW YOU IT'S FIVE!
Azula: … Can we just get on with the guests, already?
Me: Okay okay! –Opens a random portal, a whole bunch of meat comes out-
Sokka: NOOO! YOU HAVE DISCOVERED MY SECRET STASH!
Luna: MINE! –omnomnom-
-They both fight in the background like rabid dogs-
Aang: Was that..
Me: No. –Summons another portal-
-A girl with silver hair and purple eyes tumbles out, dizzy-
Me: CRAP! She's not supposed to be revealed yet! I'm still developing her…
Katara: Why? Who is she and what's she for?
Me: That's Cyrene Silverfire… She was going to be a character for, something… But she's so early in development and LUNA STEP AWAY!
Luna: -Walks up to the girl and sniffs- so you made another Dragon character?
Me: Yeah, but she's not for the Avatar universe…
Sokka: What's she for then?
Me: …
Cyrene: Ow… I have a headache… Where'd my friends go!
Katara: Yep, already see some Mary Sue qualities there..
Me: Yeah, she's still a Mary Sue. I just BARELY created her! –Opens another portal-
Cyrene: I hope they find their way back without me –Gets up-
Me: GET BACK INTO MY HEAD!
Cyrene: NO! IT'S FULL OF WEIRD CRAP IN THERE!
Azula: -Watches the portal, a green wolf tumbles out with a weird shadow thingy on it's back-
Midna: Darn it! I thought this was Lake Hylia… Someone must've disrupted our warp path.
Zuko: Great, more characters Kat is obsessed with, probably.
Katara: … I was expecting humans…
-The wolf turns into a human-
Me: -While trying to contain Cyrene, notices the guests- Oh my god! I was expecting Eragon but this is even better!
Midna: NO! NOT ANOTHER FANGIRL! QUICKLY, LET'S GET OUT!
Me: I WANT YOU LINK!
Link: …
Zuko: wow, he's not afraid at all, is he.
Katara: Well he is pretty cute…
Link: -Looks around and dodges Kat's glomp-
Me: -Hits wall- Ouch.
Midna: Yeah he's faced weirder things than that chick. –Floating next to Link-
Link: -Stares at the portal, frowning.-
Aang: Did you miss someone, Kat?
Me: -Darting eyes- Noooo…
Luna: Hold on, Zelda isn't even here! You hate her don't you!
Me: Not at all! I just don't know how to get her here…She doesn't warp to my knowledge..
-Zelda steps out of the portal with regal grace-
Zelda: Shame, I was just getting ready for bed…
Link:! –Hugs Zelda-
Me: -Growls under breath-
Midna: Hey, what do ya think I have to go through all the damn time?
Zuko: I should teach Link the ways of having millions of fangirls…
Katara: Say, he is pretty cute!
Cyrene: You just freaking said that.
Link: -Backs away from everyone-
Midna: Great, we can never escape fangirls…
Sokka: What the hell are you? –staring at Midna-
Me: -Chuckles under breath-
Zelda: It's a secret, young warrior.
Midna: Yeah! None of your business!
Sokka: Hah! She called me a warrior! IN YOUR FACE, Luna! … Wait what? Did I just get told by a floating… What ever you are?
Midna: Yup.
Luna: Humph. –looks over the guests- Kat, did you base my appearance off of Link?
Me: No, not at all why would you say that?
Aang: It appears as though both of them have names starting with L, have the general color of green, and blue eyes. Oh yeah and they're both like the chosen one.
Me: I came up with Luna LONG before I got into Zelda games!
All: Suure…
Link: …
Sokka: Do you say anything, ever?
Link: -Shakes head-
Luna: At least Kat didn't make me silent…
Azula: I sense a disturbance in the force…
Zelda: I assure you, the Triforce is very safe, young one.
Link: -Glances at Azula uneasily-
Me: -Starts hitting Azula with broom- BAD FIREBENDER! YOU'RE SCARING LINKY!
Aang: Does she call all people she thinks she's cute with their name and a Y at the end?
Me: Yes, Aangy!
Link: -Pulls out his sword-
Azula: the light! IT BURNZ!
Katara: -Drags Azula into her cage-
Me: -From behind, glomps Link- I LOVE YOU!
Midna: Oh my god it's a parasite! –sprays me with something-
Me: -Shrinks into mouse- What the hell is that?
Sokka: Well…that was weird.
Katara: This freaking chapter isn't going ANYWHERE! –Kick a wall and a giant pigeon flies through the roof of the house-
Zuko: Is that the best you can come up with?
Author: Hey! I'm running out of ideas!
-An entire swarm of giant pigeons come-
Toph: Wow. She forgot about me, again.
Author: It's early, what do you expect?
Toph: …
Pigeons: GIVE US YOUR SHOELACES!
Announcer: Will our heroes survive this invasion of giant foul? Will Sokka ever get his meat stash back? Will Kat ever release Link from her death grip? Will anyone find out what the hell Midna is or why only Twilight Princess characters are in this damn chapter? Will someone slap me before I go insane with this stupid questions? Will Toph say more than five lines? Will Link ever- -Gets slapped with fish-
And that's it. Sorry about the sucky chapter…I just felt like getting something down. Also, if anyone out there has any ideas for future chapters, just go ahead and give me a review! Any special events, characters, etc. you want to see here? Give a request! Thanks and byezas!