I is sick of writing these thingies! D: Btw, I recently just got a review from CamStarr to include characters from iCarly and Wizards of Waverly Place. You're a very lucky guy/girl, because I do watch those shows and like 'em! However, the story is most likely to include mostly iCarly characters because I know that show a little more, and the character's personalities would fit very well into this chaos…Just imagine what Toph and Sam would do! Mwhahahah! So in this chapter, there may be something special…Or may not. Anyway, WE MUST FEND OFF THE EBIL PIGONS!
Me: But I like my shoelaces…
Katara: Hold on, this sounds familiar… I can't remember where…
Zelda: We must fight bravely to protect the earth from these foul –Everyone giggles in background- invaders!
Midna: Just get a fryer and we're all set!
All: Eww…
Link: SHYA! HYA!
Toph: What the crap is he saying?
Luna: I think he says he wants milk…
Pigeons: …
Sokka: Well that's weird. Oh well… BATTLECRY! –Lunges at the pigeon leader and is just eaten in the process-
Link: -Facepalms and points to me and makes a throwing motion to the pigeons-
Me: … Yup he definitely wants fried chicken.
Midna: I got it! –Runs at the invasion with a deep fryer- BATTLECRY! –Trips-
Zelda: … Can't she float?
Aang: AVATAR POWERS! –Makes giant whirlwind-
Zuko: EPIC DRAGON OF FLAMEZ! –Creates a giant fire dragon-
Luna: -Sips tea-
Link: -Grabs me and hurls me to pigeons-
Me: OMG I'M BEING SACRIFICED!
Katara: Then why didn't he just say so?
Zelda: He's a mute. –Battle stance- LIGHT ARROWS!
Me: -Infront of the pigeons- Hi!
Pigeons: OMG IT'S SO HIDEOUS UUUGGGHHH! –All fly away-
Midna: Wow, to be ugly enough to disgust pigeons, you must be very disgusting.
Me: -Turns into wolf- Yeah, AND I HOPE YOU CAN RUN RLY FAST! –Just watches her warp-
Link: o.o
Toph: Wait…Sokka's still inside one of the pigeons!
Zuko: Ah well we'll see him in a few hours.
All: Eww.
Me: -Tackles Zuko, Link, Aang, and licks their faces- I LUV U!
Aang: Aw she's so cute!
Luna: Ugh…
Azula: WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT PEOPLE?ONEONE!ELEVEN!111
Aang: The Author's kind of dumb…
Author: HEY! –Throws Aang into dimension full of Katara Bashers-
Aang: THE HORROR!
Katara: … We also keep forgetting the author is the ruler of this world, apparently…
Author: WELCOME TO THE INSIDE OF MY MIND! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Link: -Suddenly floating- o.o –starts choking-
Zelda: OMG NO!
Author: I LOVE U LINK!
Zuko: Phwew…-Same happens- ERUGHER!
Me: Ruff! They're mine!
Author: We're the same person.
Me: Oh yeah…
Sokka: -Walks through the door and slams it-
Zuko, Link: -Drop out of midair ontop of Sokka, as well as an elephant, an airplane, a submarine, Hyrule Castle, a rhino, a t-rex, Luna, and Kanye West's ego-
Kanye: DAYUM!
Me: -Lunges at his face and kills him Wolf Link Style :D-
Link: O.o
Aang: -Hurled out of dimension-
Sokka: Spine…Ruptured…
Me: -Scratches ear with foot-
Katara: Sooo… Now what?
Sokka: -Climbs out from under everything- These chapters really have no plot to them, Kat. They're just kinda jumbled pieces of events that don't go anywhere.
Me: … Maybe we can just go somewhere?
Azula: Back in time?
Link: -Faint-
Zelda: He does that too often…
Zuko: Hmm… wait, what day is it?
Me: Oh yeah! IT'S CHRISTMAS! … Almost…
Sokka: What's Christmas?
Me: It's a special time of year where you worship everything I do and say.
Author: Don't they do that every day?
Me: Well, whatever. Christmas is about giving gifts to other people, eating cookies, sitting by the fire… And something else that I'm forgetting.
Katara: So, basically we have to give eachother gifts and cookies?
Me: There's lots of stuff people do on Christmas! But one of my favorite traditions is mistletoe… -evil smile-
Azula: And what is that mysterious mistletoe you speak of?
Me: Well, whenever two people are underneath some of it, they have to kiss.
-Every male in the house immediately runs for their lives-
Author: -Poofs them all back, tied up in chains-
Toph: Clever.
Zelda: This "Christmas" seems rather barbaric…
Link: -starts screaming-
Me: Okay… To avoid you guys escaping from me when I untie you and to get into the spirit… -holds up a ton of jingly bell necklaces-
Zuko: What are those?
Aang: I don't like the sound of this…
Sokka: She's probably going to choke us with them.
Luna: Probably not, that is too normal for her.
Me: -Puts the necklaces on the guys- These ensure that wherever you go, I'll hear you! And since I gave myself the power to shape shift in this stupid parody story, whatever I am at the time I can hear you even better! Also, I can use maaagiiiiicccccc!
Katara: We are so doomed…
Azula: YOUR POWERS WILL NEVER MATCH UP TO MINE!
Me: -Uppercuts Azula to Jupiter- Humph. Any questions? –Unties the guys-
-Everyone's just silent-
Author: Wait… are you still… Uh… me, rather… a wolf? I forget.
Me: I dunno. You're the writer.
Author: But we're the exact same person. So technically I guess not since you manage to have opposable thumbs…
Me: Whatever. –Suddenly the house becomes Christmasy-
Sokka: Is christmasy even a word?
Zuko: I wouldn't question Kat if I were you, Sokka.
Aang: -Runs away, the bell around his neck jingles-
Security System: ALERT! ALERT! FICTIONAL MALE CHARACTER ESCAPING! BATTLE SYSTEMS READY! –Red lights flashing everywhere-
-Every exit and entrance in the house is sealed-
Toph: Sweet! Aang's going to get beat up!
Me: -Drags him into a closet and shuts the door-
Link: -Whimper-
Zuko: Yeah, he's probably going to die.
Katara: NO! MY BOYFRIEND! –scratches at the closet door-
Sokka: Calm down, Katara! Kat is probably just going to make out with him, not hurt him!
Katara: THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
-Complete silence for a few moments, then-
Aang: King me, Bitch!
Me: -sends the gameboard flying and the closet door opens- Avatars are cheap!
Sokka: See, Katara? I knew everything was under control-
Me: YOU DARE BRING WHITE CHOCOLATE TO MAH LAIR? YOU MUST DIE! –zaps Zelda-
Zelda: I don't even have white chocolate!
Toph: Since when are things under control here?
Zuko: -Walks away, tries not to make bell tingle-
Author: Seriously, these guys aren't even bright.
Me: And you're just running out of ideas! You're in such a rush to get this out by Christmas Eve that you're just typing anything funny that comes into your head!
Author: FOR THE LAST TIME, WE'RE THE SAME GOD FORSAKEN PERSON!
Link: … In bed –brick'd-
Azula: I thought he was mute!
Link: I just got over my muteness –serious face is serious plz-
Luna: Wow, I'm forgotten, again. Dragons get no love!
Me: -Dresses Luna up in santa outfit- THERE, happy now?
Luna: … I prefer isolation, Kat. –Mistletoe suddenly appears above her, with Zuko on the other side-
Zuko: O.o
Luna: No… Way….
Me: Yes… Wayy!~ -Pushes them together- come on! It's not that bad! In the show it says that firebenders are like descendants from dragons!
Toph: I can't look –covers eyes-
Sokka: you can't, either way.
Link: When is it my turn? D: -watches Luna and Zuko make out-
Zelda: -Holds up mistletoe above her and Link- Now.
-Suddenly Zelda disappears and as Link is leaning into the kiss, the Author appears-
Author: PUCKER UP, BITCH!
Link: OH MY GOD! –runs away, bell jingling-
Me: Anyway –summons everyone in a circle in the living room under a really bigass tree-
It's time to exchange gifts!
All: But we don't have –gifts appear- gifts….
Katara: uhh, these are all titled to you, Kat.
Aang: Yeah! What's that about?
Me: Just roll with it.
-Five Minutes Laterrrr-
Author: Geez, I got a golden statue of myself! –looks at it-
Luna: You know what? I have an idea –smiles- We need a new character.
Me: But so far I'm really not all that interested in anything.
Luna: No, I meant characters from your original fiction.
Sokka: You don't mean-
Luna: Yep.
Zelda: the last thing we need is another character.
Zuko: holy crud! This eggnog stuff is freaking awesome! AWESOME! –has eggnog chugging contest with random hobos-
All: ….
Me: Anyway, I'm the only one that can bring in characters!
-a random girl appears of out nowhere-
all: Oh no…
Cliffhanger! I'm so evil! Yeah Christmas chapter. I'm so original! –Brick'd- WHO'S THROWING THOSE?ONOENONE!1111 … Anyway, thank you for reading and happy holidays!
P.S: Bring me gifts! Please? –Holds up flamethrower-